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Did you know your skin can turn blue if you drink Colloidal Silver water or orange if you eat too many Carrots?

>> No.4501783

Yes.

Why would you drink colloidal silver in the first place?

>> No.4501791

>>4501783
Because FREEDOM!!!

>> No.4501792

>>4501783
because the foil hat crowd thinks it is a cure all and any illness you have can be cured by drinking it or applying it topically. the big pharmaceutical companies just don't want you to know about it though.

>> No.4501797

My brother loved carrots and other orange shit when he was little. One of the few things he'd eat, so he turned orange.
And once I got an orange jelly bean stuck up my nose, so I had orange boogers for a week.

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>>4501792
It's scientifically proven to cure many illnesses. You fail.

>> No.4501804

>>4501792
The only thing it does is sterilize stuff. Maybe because it's fucking poisonous.

>> No.4501872

>>4501803
got any proofs?

>> No.4501908
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>>4501783

Because vaccines are a UN/Obongo conspiracy to give us the morgellons via chemtrail spraying, and the only way to resist TURRUNNY is to drink colloidal silver.

I know this because /k/ told me so.

>> No.4501927

OP, you forgot the most fun fact of all:

skin discoloration from silver is PERMANENT

>> No.4501947

Yea, my skin started turning slightly orange from eating too many dried persimmons about 10 years ago. Was only barely noticeable on the underside of my forearms.

It's harmless and goes away though, unlike your skin turning blue/grey from collodial silver because homeopathic retards tell you it's good for something.

>> No.4501975

Holy shit, Smurfs are real?!?!?

>> No.4501979

does anyone have delicious recipes for colloidal silver

>> No.4502004

I always wondered if anyone in the hardcore body-mod community's used colloidal silver for that exact purpose.

My old art teacher used to bring carrot cake for lunch, and drink carrot juice. He was pretty orange, especially the fingers.

>> No.4502010

My grandad used to go around town selling colloidal silver machines to locals, glad i stopped drinking that shit a long time ago then

>> No.4502019

I had a friend that ate a lot of carrots and oranges, the palms of her hands were really yellow.

>> No.4502040

>>4502004
My thought, too. OP pic looks like Papa Smurf. I've seen pics of people that go to conventions in costume. I'm sure there's someone out there hardcore enough to go blue for Smurfs or other blue characters.

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This thread makes me wish I was white.

So I can consume enough Colloidal Silver and become a real life Asari.

>> No.4502300

>>4502297
>asari
>not twi'lek
I don't think you even into blue skinned aliens

>> No.4502310

>>4502300
will is that you?

>> No.4502319

>>4502310
who?

>> No.4502333

You'll also turn blue if you eat a big bite of curing salts, but for a different reason.