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That deep, nutty aroma.

That subtle delayed sweetness.

That thick, satisfying crunch.

What are your favorite nuts, /ck/?

>> No.4498506

My nuts.

>> No.4498513

>>4498506
His nuts.

>> No.4498515

>>4498513
Your nuts.

>> No.4498517

almonds arent nuts

>> No.4498521
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>> No.4498718

>>4498515
deez nuts.

>> No.4498752
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4498752

chestnuts

>> No.4498791

>>4498718

Was going to inb4... but... too late.

I wanna ask you one question
If I had some nuts, hangin on the walls, what did I have honey?"
I said, "Darling you'd have some walnuts."
She said, "Well.. daddy if I had some nuts
on my chest, would those be chestnuts?"
I said, "Hell yes!"
She said, "Well daddy if I had nuts under my chin
would those be chin-nuts?"
I said, "Hell no bitch you'd have a dick in your mouth!"

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>>4498791
yarr, i be seeing the punchline from from miles away

>> No.4498869

One of the good things about working in a grocery store was being able to snack on the toasted pecan nuts that fell off the pastries and were left on the shelf.

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4499067

Who is wall.... nuts?

>> No.4499247

Personal ranking
1. chestnut
2. pistachio
3. almond
4. pecan
5. pine nut
6. cashew
7. hazel nut

don't care which are nuts are which are not.
IN THE END WE ARE ALL CRAZY TEHEHE

>> No.4499249

Virginia peanuts. I want to go to Fleet Farm right now.

And pecans and macadamias.

>> No.4499377

>>4499067

You's a lady, Skwisgaar.

>> No.4501465 [DELETED] 

>>4498494

That's a sexy question.

>> No.4501633

you're gonna love my nuts

>> No.4501636

>>4499249
Peanuts aren't nuts, they're legumes.

>> No.4501638

>>4501636
fuck you and your taxonomical semantics.

They look like nuts
They taste like nuts
They have a texture which implies nuttiness
They're called peaNUTS
For all intents and purposes, peanuts are nuts.

>> No.4501640

>>4501638
>biological reality
>taxonomical semantics

You probably think tomatoes are vegetables too.

>> No.4501646

>>4501640
suck my dick, bitch nigger, while everyone around you is going to be enjoying delicious roasted and salted peanuts, you're going to be sitting in the corner by yourself, muttering "pealegumes, they're peaLEGUMES".

gl hf

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>>4501646

>> No.4501686

>>4501640
There is a difference between biological classification and culinary classification.

And economical classification at that. I bet peanuts are shipped and taxed according to nuts, not legumes.

>> No.4501691

>>4499247
>not having pistachio at number 1
>not having cashew at number 2
>not having peanuts at all on that list

>> No.4501703
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4501703

1. Cashew
2. Pine Nut
3. Almond
...
Poverty Tier: Peanuts
...
Hipster Tier: Chestnuts / Hazelnuts

>> No.4501784

>>4501703
Chestnuts
>Hipster
seriously?

>> No.4503486

>>4501686
If the government passed a law saying the sky was purple would you go along or would you call bullshit?

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Pecan, no contest.

>> No.4503516

>>4498494
inb4 really graphic gay porn.

>> No.4503541

walnuts. i usually don't like nuts very much but jesus christ leave me near walnuts and i will never stop eating them. JUST ONE MORE

>> No.4503623

anything but peanuts

I get unsalted nuts from trader joes and peanuts are the only kind that don't taste good

>> No.4503653

Cashew is the undisputed GOAT. Pistachio and peanuts are ok too. Every other nut sucks.

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A JUICY CONTRADICTION

>> No.4503660

shelled and salted peanuts and cashews.

>> No.4503667

Cashews and pistachios. I like all nuts really except for pecans. Those are borderline vile. Oh yea, deez nuts.

>> No.4503673

Hazelnuts, Brazil nuts, pistachios, almonds, macadamia nuts.

I could live the rest of my life eating nothing but a mixture of those.

Or could I?

>> No.4503779

cashews aren't nuts, you dipdunks

>> No.4503796

Walnuts, hazelnuts, Brazil nuts, pistachios, chestnuts... Really, I like most kinds, it just depends on what flavor I am in the mood for.

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dat richness, dat buttery flavor, fuckin A i love walnuts

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>> No.4505876

>>4503779
what are they?

>> No.4505886

tfw allergic to all nuts

>> No.4505940

>>4503779
>being this retard

>Although a nut in the culinary sense, in the botanical sense the nut of the cashew is a seed.