Garlic Fingers

[Anonymous No.4486669]

How do you get rid of garlic smell on your hands?

[Anonymous No.4486671]

Wipe them on stainless steel.

[Anonymous No.4486674]

Fap

[Anonymous No.4486677]

The first answer works.

[Anonymous No.4486688]

eat garlic, so you won't sense the smell

the only thing that stops a bad garlic with a gun is more garlic

[Anonymous No.4486691]

>>4486674
What if I'm into vampire chicks?

[Anonymous No.4486697]

Clean with bleach

[Anonymous No.4486702]

Cover your hands in feces, the smell of garlic will be gone.

[Anonymous No.4486724]

>>4486702
If I ate the garlic my poop would smell of garlic

[Anonymous No.4486728]

>>4486724
Then re-eat the poop to filter out the garlic.

[Anonymous No.4486729]

>>4486728
I'm so stupid

[Anonymous No.4486730]

>>4486729
Fucking summer.

[Anonymous No.4486732]

i love smelling my garlic-y fingers

[Anonymous No.4486768]

>>4486671
>>4486677

Yup. They even sell "stainless steel soap" for this purpose.

[Anonymous No.4486785]

>>4486669
I have heard that lemon juice helps.

[Anonymous No.4486786]

This vegan chick once convinced me to eat raw garlic.

Probably the spiciest thing I have eaten raw. It had a particular quality that made it worse than a raw jalapeno. It just burned.

Raw garlic is super healthy for one's liver, prostate, and general health. How could one go about eating raw garlic? Delicious cooking it, but that supposedly destroys all the micro nutrients and so forth.

[Anonymous No.4486811]

wash hands with toothpaste.

[Anonymous No.4487215]

>>4486786

>Raw garlic is super healthy for one's liver, prostate, and general health.

Actually I beg to differ, raw garlic and onions are literally toxic. Cook that shit if you're gonna eat it. The reason you sweat garlic and get nasty breath is because it enters your bloodstream, gets into your brain, and messes up your system

Pilots are told not to eat garlic before attempting to fly because it slows reaction time

[Anonymous No.4487228]

>>4487215

Also adding on that people forget that most plants don't want to be eaten. They evolve to fend off predators. Soy developed phytoestrogen to disrupt the reproductive abilities of predators, garlic and onions evolved to ward predators off with their strong stinging scent and neurotoxin juices

[Anonymous No.4487230]

>>4487228
A lot of plants rely on consumption for reproduction.

[Anonymous No.4487234]

>>4487230

Yeah, things like fruits that carry seeds and can be eaten without the plant itself dying. Garlic and onions don't rely on predators to spread them

[Anonymous No.4487382]

Super-healthy, nope but whatever they contain is super-bad for whatever bacterial infections you might have. It's healthy if you're sick, actually boosts your immunity a lot.

[Anonymous No.4487391]

>>4487215
>>4487228
>>4487230
>>4487234
>>4487382
Well shit. That's news to me. Thanks fellers. I'll stay away from raw garlic and onions then.

[Anonymous No.4487421]

>Buy Garlic
>Use one clove
>Leave it in the fridge for a couple weeks
>Open draw
>Fucker has a green stems growing on it

HELP

[Anonymous No.4487427]

>>4487421
>plant bulb
>grow pretty flowers

[Anonymous No.4487428]

>>4487421
Trim the stems and eat. Garlic is good for pretty much ever.

Don't keep it in your fridge, though. Now that you already have, may want to open a box of baking soda in there. Garlic stores fine in a cool, dry area.

Also, one clove over the course of weeks? You need to use more garlic, Anon.

[Anonymous No.4487442]

>>4487428
>open a box of baking soda in there

Biggest scam in chemical company history.

[Anonymous No.4487583]

>>4487442
http://www.straightdope.com/columns/read/1411/does-baking-soda-really-eliminate-refrigerator-odors
>No, it really works. The miracle of baking soda, or sodium bicarbonate, is in its ability to neutralize pH levels.

http://abcnews.go.com/GMA/SummerSizzle/story?id=5469939&page=1#.UZYbG0BDtI0
>Baking Soda does help with odors in your fridge, but activated charcoal works better. It works so well because it is extremely porous.

[Anonymous No.4487595]

>>4487215
>>4487228
T-thanks Anon

[Anonymous No.4487603]

water and soap?

[Anonymous No.4487609]

>>4486669
see >>4486671
wipe your palm on a knife. becauseful not to cut yourself!

[Anonymous No.4487669]

I use medical gloves to cut garlic and onions

[Anonymous No.4487674]

Get a garlic press.

[Anonymous No.4487677]

>>4487609
YEAH, be becauseful!!!

[Anonymous No.4487690]

lemon juice, baking soda or stainless steel will all work

[Anonymous No.4487714]

>>4487669
you have a mental problem

[Anonymous No.4487721]

>>4486786
Press, crush or slice it into slivers and use it in a salad dressin with some balsamico vinegar, olive oil or whatever you feel like.
It will give the salad that spicy raw garlic tang but without being overwhelming.
It's very tasty.
Also try a little on a bread roll with some deli meat.

[Anonymous No.4487725]

>>4487228
Thnak you soy for disrupting the reproductive abilities of countless gormless opinionated vegans!

[Anonymous No.4487726]

>>4487215

What? That's new to me and very disheartening if it's as bad as you say it is.
I've been eating raw garlic in small amounts as seasoning all my life and I love it.
me >>4487721
I'll look into it.

[Anonymous No.4487858]

>>4486669
Avoidance is better than cure. Try not to touch the garlic with your fingers, it's not that hard once you get into the right habits.

But where it's unavoidable the stainless steel trick works.

[Anonymous No.4487881]

>>4487714

not the person you're talking to...but that doesn't seem crazy at all to me, onions and garlic smell awful on skin and you have to wash your hands so many times and for so long to get the smell off of you....gloves seem easier.

[Anonymous No.4487924]

>>4487881

You clearly don't know the metal trick. Just rub your hands on any piece of metal, such as a spoon or a fork while you wash your hands. You don't need to wash your hands "so many times", you simply need to wash them correctly.

[Anonymous No.4487933]

>>4487924
use soap with the stainless

[Anonymous No.4487939]

>>4487924
Doesn't work as well as simply putting on gloves which you throw away afterwards. My mom works in a hospital so she has tons of them.

[Anonymous No.4487949]

>>4487939
This. I buy a big box of 50 nitrile disposable gloves at the store (specifically at Big Lots, because they're cheap there) and use those when I'm doing things like cleaning whole poultry or other large meats, mixing sausage or other ground meat, chopping mass quantities of onions and garlic, or mixing anything with my hands. It a simple way to keep your hands clean, and costs hardly anything.

[Anonymous No.4487964]

>>4487939

Perhaps, but gloves cost money and affect your dexterity. Not everyone can steal them from work.

[Anonymous No.4487966]

>>4487964
>and affect your dexterity
Do you even know what medical gloves look like?

[Anonymous No.4487969]

>>4487677
lel

[Anonymous No.4487970]

>>4487966

Indeed I do. I use them at work (chemistry lab), both latex and nitrile. The ones you posted are particularly bad (vinyl) due to all the wrinkles, which you can clearly see in your photo.

[Anonymous No.4488024]

Is eating garlic an onions dangerous or not?
I can't find any real research only chakra energy reiki mumbojumbo.
I smell crackpot theories and it isn't garlic breath.

[Anonymous No.4488425]

>>4487964
You can buy a box of 100 latex gloves for $5.

[Anonymous No.4488455]

>>4486732
me too !

[Anonymous No.4488463]

>>4488024
Why would it possibly be bad for you.
You're a bitch. And I hate you for asking such a retarded question

[Anonymous No.4488467]

lemon juice helps a little

[Anonymous No.4488574]

Run your hands with some sugar.

[Anonymous No.4488576]

>>4488574

Rub*

[Anonymous No.4488652]

I like garlic, but it does not like me. I acid indigestion and, fart big time and it is not my imagination. If I eat much, I stink.. but I use it in cooking, if only for others Wash your hands with lemon juice or vinegar and salt. It is unfortunate. I like garlic, I just can't eat it.

[Anonymous No.4488828]

by not touching that flith.
i swear, everytime there is just a tiny piece of raw garlic in anything, i will feel that garlic taste burn in my tongue so its hurts, and the smell, fuck.

[Anonymous No.4488871]

>>4488828
What are you, some kind of faggot?

[Anonymous No.4488917]

>>4488828
Why is autistic faggotry everywhere these days?

[Anonymous No.4488926]

>>4488917
You're complaining about autism on 4chan? Seriously?

[Anonymous No.4488969]

why would you want to get rid of garlic fingers?

[Anonymous No.4489660]

>>4487725

That's why I as a vegan don't eat soy. Used to love edamame even when I ate meat though

Fermentation gets rid of the problems though, so if natto tasted good you could still eat that no problem, and soy sauce is still great