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I am currently in line at subway. I am hungry after taking a 3rd shi(t)ft, and fuck flavor. I live in texas. I heard a couple in front of me saying that subway should get more "Crap to put onna dem sandimches". I kid you fucking not, I say to fuck with them, "Subway needs Capicola, or mortadella, etc..."
The hillbillyette responds with.... Prepare...
"Subway should get more uh dem cheezez."

I may just drive myself of a cliff on the way home from that fucking sentance.

Any thoughts?
Also, the image is them.

>> No.4484416

>being at subway at 5:30am

>> No.4484421
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4484421

My thought is I'm glad I live in civilization where we have actual food.

>> No.4484427

>>4484416
Like I said. Hunger rules over a 32 minute drive through a hillbilly hellhole. I'd rather eat, then listen my neighbors blast Lynard Skinnard at 6 in the fucking morning.

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>>4484427
god dammit I thought only my neighbors did that! Fellow Texan here. I'm Mexican and live with a bunch of Mexicans in my neighborhood. But my neighbors are white and they do that shit. I didn't know it was a common thing.

>> No.4484457

Boy the OP makes me glad that I live in Philadelphia, where I can get good hoagies.

>> No.4484459

>>4484449
protip - your not a real Texan. just a common mexi

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>>4484459
b-but I was born here

>> No.4484489

>>4484449
I'm Greek, Italian, and a bunch of other shit. I'm not necessarily brown, but I'm darker than white. Most of the fucking idiots around here think I'm mexican.

>> No.4484492

Bump

>> No.4484501

>buying Subway from Walmart
I don't suggest it. The workers have even less respect for the customer than a normal Subway.

>> No.4484504

>>4484501
Not this badass old lady behind the counter. I only eat here when she is cooking. She came back out of retirement just to work, and she just uses subway to fill the time. She made me the best flatbread, and she even told me jokes in line.

>> No.4484520

Bump

>> No.4484523

>I may just drive myself of a cliff on the way home from that fucking sentance.
I may just drive you off a cliff on the way home due to your fucking spelling and grammar.

>> No.4484546

>>4484504
As long as you trust her, I take back my comment.

>> No.4485225

>>4484421
>no trigger discipline
>brandishing a weapon, illegal in Texas
>open carry illegal in Texas

Gods I hate that man.

>> No.4485233

>>4484449
Gringo Texan here. That's funny, because in south Garland, east Arlington, Frost-fucking-Texas (population 462), I was always in a sea of trumpets and polka-ass Mexican music.

I wish mariachi or ballad-type music like seen in the opening sequence to Desperado were more popular amongst your people. I actually like that Mexican music...

>> No.4485234

>>4485225
Most liberal faggots do. Cry more.

>> No.4485242

>>4485234
No, people who don't buy into elitists pulling the populist act don't like these kinds of politicians.

>> No.4485255

>>4485234
>Most liberal faggots do. Cry more.
He liked the anti-sodomy law in Texas. I guess you hate blowjobs and anal sex too? Typical virgin autist.

>> No.4485377

>>4484523
Sorry, tired as hell. 3rd shift blows, and the customers are drunk and stupid. That just makes me more exhausted.

>> No.4485388

>>4485234
>supports open carry
>liberal faggot

lol?

>> No.4485400

>>4484478
You'll never be a real Texan until you get your ass handed to you by the Mexican Army and then come crying on your hands to knees begging to join the Union.

>> No.4485503

>>4485225
Maybe he's right about to fire for a race?

>> No.4485505

>>4485400

I lol'd

>>4485233
You don't know it's called Tejano?

>> No.4485535

>>4485505
Apparently not. Cheers.

>> No.4485808

I live and travel all around the South, and let me tell you, Texas should not be thought of as being "Southern" or "conservative". It might as well be California. Heck, Austin easily has more fags than San Francisco does.

Texas unfortunately lost its way a long time ago. King of the Hill? You'll have to move to Arkansas or Tennessee if you want to see people live like that.

>> No.4485821

>>4485808

No. I've lived in both. Austin is definitely not Texas, but it's a very small part of it. Most of Texas is conservative as fuck. Austin has its own vibe, but it's definitely not as gay friendly as San Francisco.

>> No.4486215

Bump

>> No.4486226

>>4485821
You sound really defensive. I'm sorry you have to live in that faggot hellhole.

>> No.4486229

>>4485821
I went to Nacodoches, Texas once... Never again, give me a big city.

>> No.4486234

>>4485821

I don't live in either anymore, nor am I defensive. And both are great cities, though I prefer NYC. You're just wrong in your generalization.