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4480213 No.4480213 [Reply] [Original]

The rind is the best part of Brie.

>> No.4480222

But the inside part tastes like semen when you warm it up. Nothing tastes better than that.

>> No.4480225

>>4480222
I've tasted semen, and I've tasted melted brie, and they taste nothing alike.

Both taste pretty good, though.

>> No.4480238
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>>4480225

You don't know the taste of semen.

I do.

>> No.4480240

>>4480225
Not all semen tastes the same because people have different diets.

>> No.4480243

Rind is the best part of the brie, no question

>> No.4480246

pre cum is the best part of the semen load, no question

>> No.4480249

I could do a caption of this thread and make a motivational-like image saying "/ck/ typical thread"

>> No.4480262

>>4480249
please don't

>> No.4480274

you eat the rind with the filling on a cracker. i just let the cheese sit out for 15-30 minutes to get it softened up

>> No.4480364

>>4480249

Make sure to add a few rage faces or make it a 4x4 comic for good measure.

>> No.4480394

you eat more of the semen filling the urethra if you wait 15-30 minutes for the erection to soften up

>> No.4480416

>>4480364
I think you mean a 2x2 comic...

>> No.4480420

>>4480222

So does that mean brie is dickcheese?

>> No.4480562

>>4480394

w... w-what?

>> No.4480618

>>4480240
This. Men who eat lots of fruit have the sweetest cum, it's like condensed milk. Guys who don't eat their fruit and veg have cum that tastes like chicken stock and has the texture of wood glue.

>> No.4480638

>>4480618
An urban myth, m'dear.

Besides, wanting cum that tastes like condensed milk is a sign of a grotesquely under-developed palate.

>> No.4480646

>>4480638

I don't know about you, but I would rather eat condensed milk than your average cum.

>> No.4480658
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4480658

>mfw people scoop the cheese out and leave only the rind.

>> No.4480663

>>4480658
my qtpie does that ;(

>> No.4480672

>>4480646
>you will never have warm spurts of condensed milk squirting into your mouth

>> No.4480756

I taught my gf how to eat cheese so she understands that it is important to eat her fair share of the rind

>> No.4480757

>>4480618
The same goes for girls

I once went down on my girlfriend after we ate at a Sonic.

Never again.

>> No.4480868

I don't think the rind is actually edible. People get lung disease from inhaling that shit.

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>>4480757
oh god

>> No.4480924

>>4480638
Um, no it's not. Do you even suck dick?

>> No.4481133

mm nope, the best part of Brie is the wine.

>> No.4481139

>>4480638
DICK, DO YOU SUCK IT MOTHERFUCKER

>> No.4482588

/ck/ - Cocks and Semen

>> No.4482597

>>4480757
>I once went down on my girlfriend after we ate at a Sonic.

You wouldn't notice it that fast, idiot. Your girlfriend is just a disgusting slut.

>> No.4482644

Jesus Christ, you queers are thick as thieves today

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4482665

>going to dinner party
>bought some ok wine to take with me
>arrive, say hello to everybody
>host tells me there's brie and grapes
>mfw it's President

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>>4480222
Have you even had semen?

Brie does not taste like semen.

>> No.4484362

>>4480618
Asparagus makes for the worst cum, fruit juice makes for the best cum.
Smoking and coffee make for shitty cum, too.

>> No.4484363

>>4482665
It tastes alright.
Well, it doesn't taste like much, but you still get some of the brie feel.

>> No.4484369

wow
a semen thread

>> No.4484370

A lot of times I've been known to eat an entire wheel of brie, without any crackers or anything to go with it.

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4484378

>>4484369
it's cooking-related

>> No.4484379

vegan semen is delicious. Tastes sweet and fruity.

>> No.4484591

>>4484370
If it's really good cheese, I often prefer to just eat it straight.

>> No.4484603

In one of his books, Jeffrey L. Steingarten has a chapter where he talks about feeding his Brie rinds to his dog.

I don't eat Brie rinds but then again i don't eat dog food either. Are you a furry?

>> No.4484643

My stoner friends house sat for me once. They smoked a barrel of pat and ate my cheese without asking. They scooped all the brie goop out of the rind and then left it. They don't house sit for me anymore.

>> No.4484645

>>4480638
All semen contains fructose.