/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.4477676]

>tfw you order a buffalo chicken pizza and it comes with ranch instead of bleu cheese

[Anonymous No.4477678]

>chicken pizza
>no ananas

da fuck

[Anonymous No.4477679]

>buffalo shit
>not based sausage

gtfo

[Anonymous No.4477681]

>>4477678
bananas*

Oops

[Anonymous No.4477683]

>white people problems

[Anonymous No.4477689]

>>4477685
>loving dominos

sure is pleb tier in here

[Anonymous No.4477685]

idk if any of you have ever tried the Buffalo Chicken sandwich from Dominos, but hoooooly shit, it's amazing

[Anonymous No.4477693]

>>4477679
>sausage pizza

Fucking philistine.
You get a supreme and you drown that motherfucker in olives. Patrician-tier.

[Anonymous No.4477690]

>>4477685
No because we have real pizza joints here

[Anonymous No.4477695]

>tfw anchovy is the superior topping of all pizza toppings but almost no one recognizes this

[Anonymous No.4477697]

Who the shit are you ordering buffalo chicken pizza from?

[Anonymous No.4477699]

>>4477690
>implying he was talking about pizza

[Anonymous No.4477700]

>no mention of pesto & italian sausage
You'll come around.

[Anonymous No.4477701]

People who like ranch and buffalo wings instead of bleu cheese miss the whole point of buffalo wings and might as well be fed chicken mcnuggets in hot sauce.

[Anonymous No.4477706]

the pizzeria I used to frequent was the innovator of the bbq chicken pizza, everyone else ripped off his success

[Anonymous No.4477704]

>>4477689
>le calling him a plebeian may mah XD
>please visit leddit dot cahm :3

[Anonymous No.4477711]

>>4477676
>not ordering chicken bacon ranch pizza
>le shiggy donatello

[Anonymous No.4477716]

>>4477676
Then OP realized he was fat

[Anonymous No.4477712]

mfw hipster OP whining about his faggot dressing pizza.

[Anonymous No.4477718]

>>4477693

>olives
Just take a shit on the pizza why don't ya?

fuck your olives

If you're gonna add something to sausage, let it be more meat.
Canadian bacon is acceptable. Ham is 'meh' teir.

Pepperoni is suitable for small childrens parties.

[Anonymous No.4477721]

>4chan
>no vegetables

Sounds about right, fatties.

[Anonymous No.4477724]

>>4477701
>buffalo wings have a point

[Anonymous No.4477728]

>>4477718
not sausage and onion

[Anonymous No.4477730]

>Not solely eating pizza capricciosa

Pleb-city in here.

[Anonymous No.4477735]

>>4477718
Oh shit, nigger, you fucked up. You dun goofed. You just shoved miles of rock hard shaft and floppy, eager ball up your ass. You implied that pepperoni isn't suitable for large children's parties, and furthermore stated that olives should be fucked.
Well guess what, dick-nugget? I'm coming for you. I'm coming for you hard and fast. And when I find you, I'm cumming in you. That's right. I hope you're prepared to take my burgeoning erection down to the hilt. Four inches of man-meat into your every hole. You'll choke as I vigorously thrust in and out of your soon-to-be-bruised throat, you'll scream as I shove my unlubricated cock up your ass. You'll beg for more after I leave you quivering in a puddle of my jizz.
I'm rock hard. And ready.

[Anonymous No.4477741]

>>4477718
>fuck your olives

You are basic as fuck.

I laugh at your taste in pizza toppings and I laugh at the lost soul you will grow up to be without the love of olives in your life.

[Anonymous No.4477739]

>Medium pizza
>Original dough
>Garlic base
>Chicken
>Chilli flakes
>Parmesan cheese

True patrician.

[Anonymous No.4477743]

>>4477718
fuckin' murrican, die in a fire.

[Anonymous No.4477746]

>>4477701
This is generally true. But it has to be a nice chunky blue cheese. There are times at certain places where the ranch just tastes better.

Also..they're not missing the point. The point of eating either with hot wings is to add a balance of cool to hot. This can be achieved with ranch. I agree a good blue cheese is always better...but people aren't "missing the point" by using ranch.

[Anonymous No.4477747]

>>4477746
here's no food more disgusting on this earth than shitty cheap watered down bleu cheese.

[Anonymous No.4477749]

>overdoing it by dumping babby's-favourite-topping all over a platter
>somehow not pleb

[Anonymous No.4477751]

[Anonymous No.4477752]

>>4477718
bacon and ham overpower the pizza. pepperoni and hamburg if you're going with two meats

[Anonymous No.4477756]

>>4477747
Agreed

[Anonymous No.4477759]

>>4477739

[Anonymous No.4477761]

>>4477751
>tomatoes

ya blew it

[Anonymous No.4477763]

>>4477761
wouldn't want to eat a vegetable now, would we?

[Anonymous No.4477769]

>>4477763
>tomato
>vegetable
...

[Anonymous No.4477765]

>>4477763
>Tomato
>Vegetable

[Anonymous No.4477770]

>>4477765
>>4477769

[Anonymous No.4477772]

>>4477747

That goes for all sauces and dressings. That stuff in a bottle you get at the grocery store isn't ranch. It's some kind of vague, ranch flavored goop.

The shit they push in most pizza shops is just food service shit out of a jar. To get the good stuff, you gotta make your own bleu and ranch.

[Anonymous No.4477773]

>>4477763
ya blew it

[Anonymous No.4477776]

>>4477772
>>>/reddit/

seriously, you sound like a faggot

[Anonymous No.4477779]

>>4477776
>dissing /reddit/

Hey! Stop it...

Seriously, /reddit/ is the only nice website on the web. Well, granted there are some snobs there, but it's nothing compared to other sites.

[Anonymous No.4477781]

>2013
>not vegetarian
>no love for based mushroom

shit shit shit. Once BrBa is over all the quality posters hibernate

[Anonymous No.4477783]

>>4477776
I'm sorry. I forget most people drink Kraft and Hidden Valley by the gallon.

[Anonymous No.4477785]

>>4477779
I've heard /trv/ and /an/ are nice places.

[Anonymous No.4477788]

>>4477783
In b4 Newman's Own hipsters

[Anonymous No.4477794]

Pepperoni, olives, some parmesan.

You all haven't known true salt deliciousness

[Anonymous No.4477793]

>>4477718
canadian bacon is never acceptable

[Anonymous No.4477791]

>>4477683
Because I go on the internet to hear about starving niggers, right?

[Anonymous No.4477797]

>>4477781
>proud of eating fungus

Third world tier

[Anonymous No.4477799]

blu cheese is mold. youre literally eating moldy cheese. enjoy being disgusting, fat slobs.

[Anonymous No.4477801]

>>4477781
>2013
>being proud of being a dickless bitch

It is impossible to be vegetarian when BBQ Ribs exist in the world. It might be different for women like you, but that's how it is for us guys.

[Anonymous No.4477802]

>>4477779

[Anonymous No.4477803]

>>4477797
>>4477799
>HUURR YOUR EATING DEAD ANIMALS

You could say something retarded like that for any food dumb asses.

[Anonymous No.4477804]

>>4477803
cheese is a disgusting tier food for people who never got over being breast fed.

[Anonymous No.4477806]

>>4477802
>not even using the trick thumbnail

ygsiu

[Anonymous No.4477807]

>>4477804
This may be the stupidest thing I've ever read. You sound like a pretentious 6 year old who doesn't want to eat his dinner.

[Anonymous No.4477811]

>>4477781
>Like Mushrooms
>Love Bacon

[Anonymous No.4477810]

>>4477804
>i've only ever eaten kraft "cheese"

[Anonymous No.4477812]

>>4477806
it's 3:30 in the morning where i am and I dont give a fuck.

[Anonymous No.4477814]

>>4477803
But the dead animals aren't rancid and they're cooked.

Humans naturally avoid cheese. It's spoiled milk. There have been experiments done to show that when people think cheese is nasty and smelly when they're blind to what they're smelling and eating. Liking cheese is a socialized taste. You're supposed to avoid spoiled foods.

Mushrooms are a fungus, that's a fact. It's not retarded to not eat molds and fungi. They are part of the lowest form of foodstuffs. Next to left over animal parts and shit that nobody eats except when they have to.

[Anonymous No.4477813]

>>4477804
Oh no! this guy doesn't like cheese, guess we should all just stop guys.

[Anonymous No.4477820]

I eat anything and everything. I'm not picky whatsoever. Enjoy maintaining your failfag "us vs them" mentality, faggots, while you bicker over pizza toppings like the sperglords you are.

Grow up.

[Anonymous No.4477816]

>>4477807
>pretentious
>six year old

Now that's the stupidest insult I've ever read. I'm embarrassed for you.

[Anonymous No.4477824]

>>4477814
>Humans naturally avoid cheese

Care to share source?

[Anonymous No.4477827]

>>4477820
>how dare people have tastes and standards, they should just consume everything like me

This thread is slowly becoming a really scary metaphor about 4chan.

[Anonymous No.4477830]

since when was /ck/ /v/?

[Anonymous No.4477833]

>>4477827
>people should be scared of food like me

Enjoy never being able to take a date out to a restaurant without coming off as a whiny child. "Oooh waiter this is FUNGI take it BACK".

[Anonymous No.4477834]

>>4477827
>being picky is having taste

Anyone who talks about "standards" on 4chan is automatically wrong, and a faggot.

[Anonymous No.4477836]

>>4477833
You would just order what you like, you don't go out and eat something you don't like the taste of.

[Anonymous No.4477838]

ive been in amurika for 2 years and I've yet to taste a good cheese that wasn't imported from europe

[Anonymous No.4477841]

>>4477836
How did you learn you liked the food you like now? By trying it. Because I go out and eat things I don't like the taste of at first, I gain appreciations for them and start to love that food.

Everything tastes weird at first. Because I'm adventurous and don't generally dislike anything I've eaten, no matter how weird, I have a huge list of things I love, as well as interesting foreign foods to introduce girls to rather than dragging them to an Applebee's. Poor me.

[Anonymous No.4477840]

>>4477833
Why would I order mushrooms if I don't like them?

Spectacular logic there.

[Anonymous No.4477844]

>>4477840
You act like you're hardwired to be a certain way. I used to not like mushrooms until I discovered how good the stuffed mushrooms at a particular seafood restaurant were. After that, I tried them all over the place. Now I don't even care about quality, if there's greasy fried mushrooms on some pub down the street's menu, you better believe I'm ordering them.

[Anonymous No.4477846]

>>4477814
>implying humans didn't became intelligent through eating psilocybin mushroom

nigga lrn2McKenna

[Anonymous No.4477848]

>>4477841
I didn't learn that i disliked a certain food by going out and paying out the ass for it

[Anonymous No.4477851]

>>4477844
But that's a lie. You don't go to the pub because you're too socially fucking awkward.

[Anonymous No.4477853]

>>4477841
>as well as interesting foreign foods to introduce girls to
>arguing about stupid shit on /ck/ on a monday night
>girls

[Anonymous No.4477863]

>tfw when I'm a chef and have tried more mushrooms than /ck/ ever has yet people are mad because I still don't like them
>tfw when getting accused of not being outgoing or being afraid to try new things

Again, this thread is a pretty good metaphor for 4chan. Even when we stop talking about movies, the same stupid fights break out using the same lines of reasoning.

[Anonymous No.4477864]

>>4477851
Dude I worked in the restaurant industry for five years. A big boost to my eating anything and everything was working fine dining downtown. Average lunch was 80 dollars a person, dinner was ridiculous. I made a shit ton there, but the best part was learning about all sorts of food and how to make it and serve it properly.

When I'm out, I only feel comfortable at bars and restaurants cause that was my life growing up.

[Anonymous No.4477866]

>>4477851
>You don't go to the pub because you're too socially fucking awkward.

Bro we see projection constantly on this board. If you're going to project try not to see so overt about it, because we can see that shit instantly.

[Anonymous No.4477867]

>>4477846
>McKenna

Duuuuuuudee smoke weed errryday haha 4204lyfe

[Anonymous No.4477873]

>>4477863
>lying on /ck/

No chef gets off work tuesday morning at 5am, you fucking idiot, stop trying so hard.

[Anonymous No.4477877]

>>4477864
Can I ask a serious question, then? And I want an honest answer.

[Anonymous No.4477876]

>>4477863
>tfw working at mcdonalds and call yourself a chef

[Anonymous No.4477878]

>>4477877

Yeah shoot.

[Anonymous No.4477881]

>>4477878
Are you a virgin?

[Anonymous No.4477882]

>>4477873
>implying its 5am on the east coast
>implying I didn't get home at 10:45
>implying I'm closing tonight

Good try though. The new people are the ones who get the shitty closing hours.

[Anonymous No.4477886]

>>4477882

Why would they trust the new guy to close up?

[Anonymous No.4477884]

>>4477882
McDonald's, McDonald's, Kentucky Fried Chicken and a Pizza Hut.

[Anonymous No.4477887]

>>4477884
Why are you listing the places where you ate dinner tonight?

[Anonymous No.4477888]

>>4477881
No, I've been with 13 girls (14 if you count an awkward BJ when I was sixteen) and had my first threesome at age 20.

I got the job in fine dining when I was 17 starting as a busser. They gave it to me cause I was good looking pretty much; I had no experience. I combed my hair into a pomp at the time and everyone called me James Dean.

It was a sweet gig man, they liked me so much that by the time I turned 18 they immediately let me test to become a server (you have to be 18 to serve alcohol here) and I was making around 2-300 dollars a night on weekends, and 150-200 on weekdays.

They used to schedule shifts for 7:00 on the patio (it's too hot in texas until around then during summer) so I'd come in for like three hours, make two hundred bucks, then head back home. I really miss that place.

But yeah, no, when I was younger I was hot and made bank. I got a nice little beergut now but I'm 6'2 so I just look like a beefcake bro lol. I've been seeing someone seriously for a bit so I don't really chat girls up much anymore.

[Anonymous No.4477890]

>thin crust
>pesto base
>pecorino/provolone mixture
>cracked pepper

Now I'm hungry

[Anonymous No.4477891]

>>4477881
see
>>4477866

[Anonymous No.4477893]

>>4477886

Because most of the cleaning is already done and the late night menu is easy.

You people are acting like I claimed to be James Cameron or something. You think chefs are so uncommon that it's impossible one is browsing /tv/ right now? Or do you only thing fast food places exist?

[Anonymous No.4477895]

>>4477888
>>4477891

>youreallythinksomeonewoulddothat.jpg

Not projecting, man. I've had sex with three girls.