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4460096 No.4460096 [Reply] [Original]

So I bought some of this today.

What should I use it on or make with it? Thought about making some stir fry Cashew Chicken sometime and I might use it with that.

>> No.4460104

Put the tip in your anus and SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.4460108

Sriracha enema. Don't knock it till you try it.

>> No.4460109

You should make more posts about srirashit. That's what you should do, man.

>> No.4460124

Insert the tip very gently into your anus (if you're unused to the sensation, it will be uncomfortable) and squeeze.

>> No.4460130

>>4460124

Putting a little siracha on the outside will help insertion

>> No.4460131
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4460131

I use it to clean my rectum so that my faggot lover can insert his dick into it without having to fear any poopie surprises.

>> No.4460133

I like putting it on my macaroni.

>> No.4460138

insert the nozzle end into your anus, and give it a sharp hard squeeze.

>> No.4460140

>>4460133
Shirley, you mean assaroni and by that you mean inserting it into your anus?

>> No.4460143

It works great on pizzas, casseroles, rice, and squeezed right up your ass.

>> No.4460145

>>4460131
I wonder if smearing sriracha into your vagina is an acceptable anti-rape measure.

>> No.4460146
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4460146

>>4460140

>> No.4460147

>>4460145
Yes, it also makes a great douche.

>> No.4460151

>>4460143

How the hell are you getting a pizza up your ass?

>> No.4460154

>>4460151
Inch by inch.

>> No.4460156

>>4460151
>he's never stuck a pizza up his ass
Do you even stretch?

>> No.4460159

>>4460143
>pizzass
>asseroles
>rice-a-ranus

>> No.4460160

>>4460151
Also it works much easier when it's a weiner pizza, for whatever reason.