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What did you have for dinner /ck/?

I had two cones, two apple pies, three McDoubles, three Jr. McChickens, one cheeseburger with bacon, two more apple pies the girl forgot, a venti Verona, and now I'm in the desert.

Kaa?

>> No.4456752

Sceak, in your private moments, do you ever wish to do something with your life?

>> No.4456757

I had a leftover mcdouble, capicolla and sharp provolone 'rollup' , couple bites of pink lady apple, a slice of rye bread w/ secret bread dip

>> No.4456814

>>4456752

What do you mean?

>>4456757

Secret? Tell us a little bit more...

>> No.4456877

I had lamb patties, Brussels sprouts in butter sauce n chicken ramen noodles

>> No.4456922

>>4456732

Steak sub from the pizza joint I live over. 4.99 steaks on Mondays. Pretty good.

>> No.4456981

>>4456732

uh, did you eat all of that just for dinner?? what else did you eat today? Holy food batman.

I haven't had dinner yet i've just been drinking lots of green tea.

>> No.4457078

>>4456814
it involves sour cream and mayo with spices

>> No.4457103

A large chicken breast butterflied, halved, and pan-seared in two tortillas with spinach and lentils

For a rub I used a mixture of cayenne, garlic, and a vindaloo powder I bought at a spice shop

was breddy gud

>> No.4457156

Milk, beer and muesli bar.
But I'm australian and this was my breakfast.
What the fuck am I doing with my life?

>> No.4457341
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4457341

I made cream of tomato soup. I am trying to remember how I did it so I can duplicate it next time.

>> No.4457376

>>4457341

It's bittersweet when I just throw a bunch of random shit in a pot and it ends up being absolutely delicious.

On one hand, I'm impressed with my cooking intuition, but on the other, I know I'll never duplicate the recipe in a million years.

>> No.4457394

>>4457376
yeah, but I think I remembered it all! I am making an evernote of it right now.

>> No.4457398

Mirin that bulk

>> No.4457407

>>4456981

I just had another cone with peanuts and chocolate and a coffee. Such is my life.

>> No.4457417

>>4457078

Sounds disgusting.

>> No.4457449

>>4457376

After I got a scale for baking I got in the habit of using subtractive weighing while cooking intuitively. I've yet to replicate a recipe, though.

>> No.4457462

Pan seared chillean sea bass finished in the over with lemoncello and garlic butter over lemon thyme risotto

>> No.4457564

>>4457462

Isn't lemoncello really sweet?

>> No.4457951

I'm still fucking hungry.

>> No.4457989

>>4456732

Having Pringles. Might have pizza after.

Deer God, please help. This may not end well.

>> No.4458244

Actually had poutine and met a guy who was deported from the U.S. to C.A.

I swear, you two bitches better bring Kevin to me, stop making me do shit that takes me further away from him, or start making me do shit that'll bring me closer to him, because, I swear, I didn't spent half my life searching the wild to lose what I was looking for.

>> No.4458245

panko fried chicken sandwiches.

>> No.4458276

But kevin likes fattys doesn't he? I mean isn't that why you're bulking up?

>> No.4458284
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A corndog, fries, and cocoa puffs.

Such is life in a university...

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>tfw starting next semester I will have to cook every meal and live off the cheapest staples possible because moving out of dorms
I might as well drop out

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4458298

i can't remember what i've consumed today other than carrot juice and sun dried tomatoes.

>> No.4458301

>>4458295
Do you get free food while living in dorms or something?

>> No.4458304

>>4458301
Yep. This is because there is no kitchen for convenient use so our school throws 1500 dollars in "meal points" to spend at the campus restaurants.

>> No.4458340

nothing

I'll be 95 lbs soon and beautiful

>> No.4458345

>>4458298
I think I hate some leftover tuna and bread.

>> No.4458349

>>4458345
hate is a strong word, anon.

>> No.4458368

I had a 4 dollar cup of coffee and two bread things. my last expensive cup of coffee I will be having for a loooooooooooooooooong time.

>> No.4458371

>>4458340
nice

post pics of tiny tits plz

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4458398

Leftover carnitas, guac and rice. Then I got a chicken taco and a burrito from del taco. Then I got 2 double cheeseburgers from wackarnolds along with a large fry and large coke. Then I ate the last 1/4 jar of nutella. This was over the course of about 3 hours

>> No.4458405

döner kebab in a dürüm afterwards a banana

>> No.4458409

I had chicken fajinas.

>> No.4458428

>>4458398
Do you ever feel guilty about being overweight and eating like that?

>> No.4458429

I made some chicken fajitas, worked out, and then had some cottage cheese and blueberries.

>> No.4458434

>>4458428
>Do you ever feel guilty about being overweight and eating like that?

No. Fuck it.

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>>4458434
I like your attitude

>> No.4458440

>>4458434
Not even for a few minutes after a gorge? Don't you go through a brief moment of trying to talk yourself out of eating like that right before ordering?

I do.

>> No.4458443

>>4458439

In all seriousness I have a normal/small apetite sober but I smoke a shit ton of weed and it becomes impossible for me to give a shit about it. I feel bad about it but at the same time I know it was just laziness and it's not like I couldn't control it, I just would rather give in.

>> No.4458446

>>4456732
So basically, like 3k calories for dinner.

damn, nigga.

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>>4458434
My nigga.

>> No.4458459

>>4458443
It's cool. The only reason I ever feel bad when I gorge myself on shit food is because I know that when I poop next it will be greasy as fuck.

>> No.4458460

>>4458443
>I feel bad about it but at the same time I know it was just laziness and it's not like I couldn't control it, I just would rather give in.
Everyone says this. You obviously can't control it, so don't delude yourself.

>> No.4458462

>>4458459
>I know that when I poop next it will be greasy as fuck.

>>4458460

Why would I blame a series of conscious decisions I made on something non-existent? I'm a fucking man, I take responsibility for my stupid choices.

>> No.4458466

>>4458462
>I'm a fucking man, I take responsibility for my stupid choices.
Getting fat because you eat like a pig isn't responsibility, it is basic biology.

Have fun swimming with a t-shirt on haha

>> No.4458468

>>4458466
>Getting fat because you eat like a pig isn't responsibility, it is basic biology.
>Have fun swimming with a t-shirt on haha

All that projecting. I'm sorry that you are so insecure that you feel the need to dump your neurotic crap on some anon but seriously it makes you look like a giant faggot.

>> No.4458469

>>4458468
>making fun of someone for being fat and stupid means I am fat and stupid

But seriously, would you even go to a swimming pool at the gym, or would you be too embarrassed?

>> No.4458479

>>4458469

Think about it. You're getting off on trying to make fun of somebody you know nothing about. When you make assumptions like I swim with my shirt on (which I don't, because I'm not pathetic) it just seems like your over compensating. Don't worry, some day you might be able to go outside without crippling social anxiety.

>> No.4458488

>>4458479
You use marijuana as an excuse to overeat fast food. Something tells me you don't have much social contact beyond your dealer and the odd "friend" who you wouldn't talk to if you didn't share one common habit with.

A fat stoner, wow what a great life buddy! If you are under 20 there is at least some hope left.

>> No.4458501

>>4458488
You realize you just proved everything >>4458479 stated right?

>> No.4458502

>>4458501
Yes, I like making fun of him.

Not sure why that means I have social anxiety.

>> No.4459486

>>4458276

I don't like myself bulked-up, and he doesn't either, and I really wish he was here to keep me from doing stupid shit like this. I really have to stop.

>>4458295

Check out my Bachelor Chow on ck.booru.org.

>>4458446

I do that sometimes but it's been more frequent lately.

I'm OK when I have a boyfriend, I can function normally then, but I really need that, otherwise I go insane.

Kevin and I really could've progressed together and it's not too late.

Meanwhile, I really need you, /ck/. I have to keep focused. I'm going completely insane.

>> No.4459535

>>4459486

It's all good sceak. We love you.

You've looked pretty gaunt in a lot of your pictures.. I have a hard time believing you could eat all that food in one sitting. "dinner"

>> No.4459567

>>4459535

It's dangerous, but I have to go all the way there. I can't stop now.

>> No.4459585

>>4459567

You have to go all the way where?

Are you taking a car? If so.. I find that cheez-its make a great road snack.

>> No.4459590

>>4456732

Someone should figure out sceak's daily percentages of intake.

I bet his sat fat intake is over 9000.

>> No.4459599

2 pork tacos(pork cooked all day on a gyro like spit
2 beef tongue tacos
2 tripe tacos

>> No.4459641

>>4459599
Well his dinner is roughly 4140 calories, so I wouldn't be surprised if his daily calorie intake surpassed 12000

>> No.4459644

>>4459641
meant to reply to >>4459590

>> No.4459649

>>4456732
U bulkan brah?!

>> No.4459658

>>4459641

Naw, I don't think I exceeded 10,000.

>>4459649

It's not funny. My life depends on this.

>> No.4459661

>>4459649
Sceak only bulks cock in his ass. That's probably all he ate for the week.

>> No.4459663

>>4459658

Potentially someone else's, too.

>> No.4459667

>>4459658
Just kidding, good luck. Why don't you get some mass building powders from a vitamin shop? Or if you have a Smoothie King close they have this smoothie called the hulk, has like 5000 calories in it. Its probably more nutritious than a bunch of fast food.

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>>4459658
>It's not funny
Yes it is

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>>4459663
>Potentially someone else's, too.

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>>4459717
Kevins face right now

>> No.4459720

>>4459667

It's not even for bulking! I'm on a super strict diet! I do shit like that, and I don't even really want to.

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>>4459720

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>>4459590

5570 calories.

570% of your daily saturated fat intake.

Enjoy your clogged arteries and diabetes.

>> No.4459727

>>4459719

Well Kevin should come around so I can keep on track.

>> No.4459737

>>4459728

It's 4 cones, the last one wasn't from McD. There were 2 coffees, and three chicken burgers.

I also ended the night with a poutine.

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>>4459727
He wont.

>> No.4459751

>>4459737

You're even fatter then.

>> No.4459764

>>4459737

if you're gonna eat so many cones.. you should hit up checkers..

In my area they are running 2 for 2 buck deals.

>> No.4459765

1 cup of rice
2 oz. monterey jack
3 cups broccoli
1 large chicken breast
2 tbsp sriracha sauce
2 snickers bars
10 beverly dessicated liver pills

muh bulk

>> No.4459800

had a couple of chicago dogs from a place called weinerschnitzel. Weinerschnitzel does not actually serve weinerschnitzel. The dogs were pretty tasty, though.

>> No.4459847

>>4459738

I have faith. He will.

>>4459764

I'm in Canadia. I'd obviously already have my TV show if I was in the U.S.

>> No.4460318

Shit man. You guys are really all I've got.