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4440334 No.4440334 [Reply] [Original]

>ALL NATURAL
>FULLY COOKED
>NATURALLY
>100% REAL BACON
>APPLEWOOD SMOKED
>MADE IN THE U.S.A.
>20% LESS FAT


holy fuck why won't they stop this shit? Even McDonald's labels their disgusting ketchup pies as "Freshly baked".

>> No.4440336

why would they stop?

>> No.4440343

ive never seen bacon jerky is it better than normal jerky?

>> No.4440350
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4440350

Fuck that
Papa John's has the most buzzword infested paragraph ever, on the front of their box.

>At Papa John's, we're focused on what matters most -- the pizza that goes into the box. And it starts with our Better Ingredients. From our fresh, never frozen, original dough to our all-natural, fresh-packed tomato sauce, 100% real meats and fresh-sliced veggies, our pizzas are packed with quality only Papa John's can deliver.

>> No.4440352

>>4440343
It's shit. Just another company feeding off on the BACON IS THE BEST EVAR meme or trend or whatever the fuck you want to call it. If you want good strips of meat, just eat jerky

>> No.4440353

>>4440350
But they really are the best chain pizza.

>> No.4440362
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4440362

>>4440353
>Buy Papa Johns supreme pizza
>read the box
>"It must be good"
>Pick up a slice
>cheese and sauce is dripping off
>take a bite of the pizza
>salty as fuck
>sauce has too much shit in it
>feels like it's loaded with grease and about to break apart
>drizzle some of the garlic on it
>eat the whole box while watching shit on Netflix and feeling depressed

>> No.4440365
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4440365

How the fuck is this even effective marketing? I'm American but I don't fucking clap when I see "MADE IN THE U.S.A"

>> No.4440367

>>4440350
Have you seen guy fieri's resturant's menu?

Chipotle BBQ Pork Soft Tacos 12.50
Soft tortillas filled with slow-cooked sweet and spicy chipotle pulled pork, roasted corn salsa, crumbled cotija cheese, cilantro + tequila lime crema.

“Awesome” Pretzel Chicken Tenders 12.50
All white-meat tenders coated in crunchy, crushed sourdough pretzels and panko - a throwback to Guy’s Awesome Pretzel Cart as a kid. Served with spicy honey-Dijon dipping sauce.

>> No.4440369

>>4440362
>buy a supreme pizza from anywhere
>be surprised that it's shit

Fucking idiot. Go buy a pepperoni pizza from Papa Johns.

>> No.4440372

>>4440365
YOU ESSAY YOU ESSAY YOU ESSAY

>> No.4440374

>>4440367
Somehow that doesn't bother me
Probably because I know it's not full of shit

>> No.4440379

It's funny how every fast food is trying to use the word "fresh". Tim Horton's commercials have a song in the background where someone just goes FRESH!

"Real" is probably the shittiest buzzword though, and just to be assholes, companies like Ginger Ale will put out advertisements where they emphasize it. REEALL. it must be sarcasm

>> No.4440383

>>4440365
>I don't fucking clap when I see "MADE IN THE U.S.A"

Then you're a fucking commie

>> No.4440386
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4440386

>>4440379
FRESH!

EPIC!

ORGANIC!

>> No.4440384

>>4440343
most regular jerky is like 40% carbohydrates

most bacon jerky is no carbohydrates.

if a lack of carbohydrates is important to you. bacon jerky 100% of the way.

>> No.4440400

>>4440384
But not that brand

>> No.4440402

>>4440400
I haven't had that brand

>> No.4440415

Hey op, stop being a faggot, McDonald's DOES bake their pies fresh every 4 hours. i used to work there. The pies are frozen, but they are raw dough. That's why they are so delicious.

>> No.4440423

>>4440415
The inside of the pie is what makes the fucking pie

Are retarded

>> No.4440431

>>4440415
if you mean those pig disgusting things you call apple pies that are thrown into ovens for ten minutes and left to sit on the landing zone for 4-6 hours at a time, and sometimes longer than that given that most McDonalds places don't follow a lot of the required time limits on how long food is supposed to be sitting on the landing zone.

>> No.4440457
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4440457

remember when everything was XTREME?

>> No.4440466

>>4440423
His point is that the pies don't come to the store pre-baked, just pre-assembled.

>> No.4440475

>>4440415
It's still not freshly baked if the insides are fucking frozen.

>> No.4440480

>>4440475
They aren't freshly MADE, they're freshly BAKED.
If I put a raw homemade pie in the freezer and baked it two days later, would that not be freshly baked?

>> No.4440486

>>4440475
>>4440423
>>4440431
It's a technically correct term, he's just being autistic. It's freshly baked like how my Pillsbury cookies I bought at the store and put in the oven are freshly baked.

If they said "freshly made" i'm sure they'd be full of shit too and I'm sure there'd be something about it that made them technically correct

>> No.4440554

>>4440367
>Going to a Guy's Fieri restaurant

Not even once.

>> No.4440982

>>4440554
This goes for any food celebrity shit

The most pretentious overpriced shit

>> No.4441000

>>4440982
Morimoto seems to be good though.

>> No.4441004

>>4440334
>ketchup pies
What the fuck is a ketchup pie?

>> No.4441007

>>4440350
>Better Ingredients
>not actually using higher-quality ingredients
>"Better Ingredients" is a catchphrase

>> No.4441011

>>4440334

bit late but mcdonalds pies are freshly baked, they stay on the hotplate for 2 hours max

>> No.4441014

>>4440365
>Walk into Bass Pro Shop to buy a new .44
>Right by the registers see Oberto Bacon Jerky (All Natural)
>See crowd of rednecks gather round the jerky display
>Begin reading how the jerky was made in the U.S.A.
>Herd of fat rednecks begin clapping and cheering loudly
>Purchase my .44 and head directly to McDonald's then the chootin' range
>Murka

>> No.4441017

>>4440982
Emeril's restaurants are actually pretty damn good

>> No.4441018

>>4440350
>Fresh packed tomato sauce
Fuck does that even mean?

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4441023

>>4441004
>never having a ketchup pie before

I pity you.

>> No.4441025

>>4441011
Nobody on /ck/ cares about your shitty corporate definition of the word

My HOTPOCKETS are bakely freshed, but that isn't the definition I'm going to use because I'm not out to mislead the fuck out of people

>> No.4441028

>>4440365
>not caring about economic growth

>> No.4441033

>>4441028
Not when it's some fucking buzzword infested shit

When I think American food, I think me getting my ass outside and shooting a fucking faggot deer in the face and then serving it for dinner

What kind of pussy buys bagged meat?