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You sit at the restaurant with your young son, he says he is hungry. You agree to get him dinner. You open up to the kids menu, your child is far to young for adult food. Chicken nugger stares at you from the page. You don’t understand. Your palms get sweaty and your son complains. He says he is hungry. Your mind strains, searching for an answer in a world of sweer potato and french fried. You try to order the chicken nugger, but you cannot. The words cannot escape your lips. Your son is hungry, he complains. The waitress stares at you, her head a spinning chicken nugger, her arms swinging french fried. Your son cries the tears of a chicken nugger-less child. In your mind you scream. It is raining sweer potato now, you have french fried engraved on your left temple and you do not understand. Your son weeps in the corner, he is starving. Starving for the chicken nugger.
>starving for the chicken nugger
I saw this on beard of bee's tumblr and thought about nuggers and french fried for a while.
>>4436695this is what love sounds like
NUGGER NUGGER NUGGER
So this is what it's like when doves cry...
>>4436857sounds like ;_;
>>443668010/10 laughed a lot
but this is love
>>4436680the best food related post on /ck/ ever?
>>4436680In a situation like that, you say "Chicken Nuggets", and if they say "Do you mean the Chicken Nuggers", you say, "Yes".
I'll have the shrimp beef, please.
>>4436680>Starving for the Chicken Nugger
>>4436680I'm embarrassed. I'm completely sober yet I was laughing until tears started forming
>>4436680Tried readiNg this to my wife... Couldnt get half way through without laughing so hard i couldnt continue...
>>4436680>You open up to the kids menu, your child is far to young for adult foodStopped reading there
this is the best thing I have seen in months. thank you op
I absolutely lost all of my shit.
11/10 will read again
gj stealing from tumblr, oplel
>people laughing for something so simplistic Jesus christ, you guys are plebs. Can't you guys just stay on /b/
I almost laughed, and I laugh all the time on 4chan.>>4439954This sounds likely.
Is this supposed to be funny because people are retards and nugger is close to nigger?
>>4440044no and ur racist
>>4440044I found it amusing because it turns simple typos on a menu into existentialist drama.
>>4440120Truly OP is a lyrical genius.
>>You sit at the restaurant with your young son, he says he is hungry. You agree to get him dinner. You open up to the kids menu, your child is far to young for adult food. Chicken nugger stares at you from the page. You don’t--"One order of chicken nuggets for my son, please. By the way, your menu has a typo."
>>4440143It has 3 typos, it's clearly a japanese restuarant cause it says mochi on the bottom.
>>4436680There is a pizza place close by which has a typo on it's big, in-store menu behind the counter; instead of "fresh meat toppings" it says "fresh mear toppings". The first time I noticed it I lost my shit so hard that I was unable to stop laughing to order and had to leave the place.I should go back one of these days and take a picture.
Back when I lived in Delaware, this place opened up right up the street from where I worked, and we got a menu so we could order takeout from them. There was a typo saying that all their burgers were made with 100% black anus beef. They tried to turn it into a joke thing by having a picture in the restaurant of some old white lady who was supposed to be the owner's Great Grandmother Anus, and the burgers were named after her.
>>4440148>implying most Asian restaurants regardless of being chink, jap, or thai ladyboy don't serve mochi
>>4436680Thanks OP, I lost it
Nugger Chump Out
>>4440305>anus beefOhhh shit, where in DE? I have to go see that.Was it anywhere near this place?
>>4440305>not just printing new fucking menus
I can't stop laughing. You fucking nugger.
saved for posterity
>>4440002Don't be mad you won't be praised for your shitty posts.
>>4440274Saw this at a new teriyaki bowl place that opened up near me.
This is beautiful.
>>4440305>Great Grandmother AnusAll I can envision is this sentient butt wearing a grandma wig and poofy dress, sitting in a rocking chair knitting a sweater.Any drawfags here?
>>4440749lmfao I don't know why but when there is a typo related to something to do with food I always end up laughing too hard. It's just plain silly but when I see them in public (the Mear oh god the mear!) I just lose my shit and can't stop laughing; it starts out as a giggle and grows uncontrollably.
>>4440465Dewey Beach, but the place is long gone now. Last I checked it was a hair salon.
9.99999999 recurring/10. My poor sides.It's even called the "Kid menu." That's the only possible improvement to this post, you called it a "kids menu" when the restaurant is clearly offering a "kid menu." Other than that, perfect.
Y´all Nuggers are posting in a Nugger thread
>Starving. Starving for the chicken nugger.lolMay the copypasta from this live a thousand years
I wish I wasn't slacking off at work when I read this because I had the worst time trying to inaudibly laugh my ass off
>>4442217Wow, thank you very much for that.
completely and totally delitized foreverially
This is funny to people under 17, is that right? It just seems overwrought and emotionally arrested comedy.
>>4436680>>4436689OP followed with the next one down was a 1-2 combo, I lost it, well played
OP wins at internet
I don't even know why but holy shit I haven't laughed this hard in forever. I actually cried a little bit OP.
>implying i am going to let this die
>>443668010/10, actually laughed out loud!
posting in a sticky
>>4443338i think the picture itself could have been pretty funny without the text, but even that wouldn't have stayed funny for long.
this shit doesn't even have to do with food or cooking
>>4436680>In your mind you scream.
Part of me really wants to see this turned into a short film.
is this sticky not even OC then or what?
>>4444862It's not, but it's awesome, so fug you
>>4444865>tumblr>awesomeSometimes I get a brutal reminder that I am really too old to be using 4chan these days.
>>4444868>something posted to a platform is inherently bad because there is bad stuff on that platformYou may be old, but you have the logical capacity of a child.
>>4444868Same here bro. Never thought I'd see the day when mods sticky Tumblr copypasta on /ck/.
>>4444880whereas you have the sense of fun of a low-functioning autistic
MODS = GODS
>>4436680archive this thread, go vote
If 4chan wants to bitch that tumblr shit is getting posted on 4chan, maybe 4chan should *make better OC*You're getting schooled by tumblr and all you can do is turn on the blinders about it.
>>4444921Don't beat up what is familiar for what is gimmicky. $chan has higher concentration of good moments than most other boards and blogsites. pick any thread on any board and at least one post will be as lulzy as the OP copper pastor.
/ck/ mod is a true connoisseur of talent.
>>4444887>Tumblr copypastaPerhaps i'm seriously mistaken, but the text does not appear to have originated from Tumblr. Unless there's evidence that proves otherwise.
>>4444941Welp, I'm mistaken after allabeardfullofbees tumblr com/post/49165914511/loathsomerainbow-time-sponges-you-sit-at-theI still laughed heartily, anyhow
>>4440749>LUNCH SPECIAL!>buy any meal ($8:80+) between 11AM and 3PM and get a>FREE CAN COKE!
>chicken nuggers start pouring out of my pockets
>first sticky in a while>about chicken nuggersStay classy /ck/
This was hilarious, but I still can't believe it got stickied, for christsake. But, that's how we roll here on /ck/, I suppose.
C-can I post in this ebic threat??
>>4442217oh your god, it's Assy McGee's grandma!
>it's funny because nugger, guise>stale three day old thread is stickied>this sad excuse for comedy is what 4chan considers funny, quality contentI think there's a very good reason that specific site is filtered here, this is embarrassingly sad.
>>4445064you are mad
>>4445077>>>/b/It just gets sadder, I refuse to believe an adult typed this.
>This stickyI love you, mods.
>>4445086>>4445089hahaha le #beefed itlul stay mad bro where do u think u are? :) epic fail ftw! xDD
Thanks moot for finally giving us the sticky we always wanted!
>>4445102it's the sticky we have always deserved, I hope it stays up forever.
I always regret coming to this site.
>>4445092This is just depressing.
>>4445141>unstickied im glad they understoodyou're welcome /ck/
>>4442188reppin the 2 horse
>>4445117puck you nugger pucking bum hucking jigger riggers nugger luck py nock joy nugger moy nugger!
>>4445367fuck you OP stop samefagging and posting this nugger shit then pretending to not be you its sad autist boy
i just realised. the joke is that it sounds a bit racist, right?
>>4445374I think it's because it just sounds ridiculous
>>4445378holy fuck you crazy two threads just talking to just you man get HELP
it was so funny I laughed
>>4445372this shit is unfunny as fuck pretty much every post itt praising OP is a samefag
>>4445374could be that nugger is only 1 letter away from nigger while nugget is 2.But it's probably just because lol so randumb
>>4446134i fucking shit my pants xd lolololo
lol i posted this on anon bc i dont trip on /ck/ reallyyes its from tumblryes i found it hilarious. shoutout to all the nuggers in this thread that are mad that it was stickiedi really didnt think it would get this big tbh
When you go to Moscow, you have to take a train(well you don't have to but it's the fastest way of getting to the center) from the airport. Well, on the train you can order food. Here's what I found...Mmm, delicious "nuts" cookies
what this mean
>>4446362>tripscum trying to steal cred from anonsfuck off
In all sincerity, I was the creator of this post, but not on 4chan. And yes, it is a tumblr-born post. I honestly do not care that it was stolen and posted here, I could care less actually.
>>4448729I do not care, hence I do not care.
>>4448729Also, as in not caring, it is more of a neutral state. I literally have not a single feeling towards this, neither hatred nor caring. More of a lack of such.
A pickle shifts uneasily under the bun
>>4448710>biryaniCuil theory or chicken nugger?
>>4448802It depends how you view it. It could be a thing all on its own, or just another example of the cuil theory.
>>4448710>could care lessEnglish is hard.
Back to the front for nugger lovers
>>4448746>>4448755You do not seem to understand. If what you say is true, then you couldn't care less. To be able to care less, you must care in the first place, and if you do not care in the first place you could not care less.
>>4448729I could care less is a sarcastic way of saying I couldn't care less.
>>4450525>>4450758you would be happier in /g/ or /sci/.believe me. you would.
>>4440274>which has a typo on it'slel
>>4450763I lurk /g/ a lot. Is it that obvious?
>>4448710>I could care less >>4448746>I do not care, hence I do not care.>>4448833>English is hard.Indeed
>>4436680They obviously had their r'a confused with t's but its still funny