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You sit at the restaurant with your young son, he says he is hungry. You agree to get him dinner. You open up to the kids menu, your child is far to young for adult food. Chicken nugger stares at you from the page. You don’t understand. Your palms get sweaty and your son complains. He says he is hungry. Your mind strains, searching for an answer in a world of sweer potato and french fried. You try to order the chicken nugger, but you cannot. The words cannot escape your lips. Your son is hungry, he complains. The waitress stares at you, her head a spinning chicken nugger, her arms swinging french fried. Your son cries the tears of a chicken nugger-less child. In your mind you scream. It is raining sweer potato now, you have french fried engraved on your left temple and you do not understand. Your son weeps in the corner, he is starving. Starving for the chicken nugger.

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>starving for the chicken nugger

>> No.4436695

Goddamn poetry.

>> No.4436696

I saw this on beard of bee's tumblr and thought about nuggers and french fried for a while.

>> No.4436735


>> No.4436783


this is what love sounds like

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>> No.4436857

So this is what it's like when doves cry...

>> No.4436875

sounds like ;_;

>> No.4436895

10/10 laughed a lot

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but this is love

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>> No.4437050

the best food related post on /ck/ ever?

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>> No.4437834

In a situation like that, you say "Chicken Nuggets", and if they say "Do you mean the Chicken Nuggers", you say, "Yes".

>> No.4437837

I'll have the shrimp beef, please.

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>Starving for the Chicken Nugger

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>> No.4437888

I'm embarrassed. I'm completely sober yet I was laughing until tears started forming

>> No.4437903


Tried readiNg this to my wife... Couldnt get half way through without laughing so hard i couldnt continue...

>> No.4437958

>You open up to the kids menu, your child is far to young for adult food

Stopped reading there

>> No.4438097

this is the best thing I have seen in months. thank you op

>> No.4439906

I absolutely lost all of my shit.

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11/10 will read again

>> No.4439954

gj stealing from tumblr, op


>> No.4440002

>people laughing for something so simplistic
Jesus christ, you guys are plebs. Can't you guys just stay on /b/

>> No.4440012

I almost laughed, and I laugh all the time on 4chan.

This sounds likely.

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would repost

>> No.4440044

Is this supposed to be funny because people are retards and nugger is close to nigger?

>> No.4440083
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no and ur racist

>> No.4440120

I found it amusing because it turns simple typos on a menu into existentialist drama.

>> No.4440138


Truly OP is a lyrical genius.

>> No.4440143

>>You sit at the restaurant with your young son, he says he is hungry. You agree to get him dinner. You open up to the kids menu, your child is far to young for adult food. Chicken nugger stares at you from the page. You don’t--

"One order of chicken nuggets for my son, please. By the way, your menu has a typo."

>> No.4440148

It has 3 typos, it's clearly a japanese restuarant cause it says mochi on the bottom.

>> No.4440274

There is a pizza place close by which has a typo on it's big, in-store menu behind the counter; instead of "fresh meat toppings" it says "fresh mear toppings". The first time I noticed it I lost my shit so hard that I was unable to stop laughing to order and had to leave the place.

I should go back one of these days and take a picture.

>> No.4440297

possibly 'mocha'?

>> No.4440305

Back when I lived in Delaware, this place opened up right up the street from where I worked, and we got a menu so we could order takeout from them. There was a typo saying that all their burgers were made with 100% black anus beef.

They tried to turn it into a joke thing by having a picture in the restaurant of some old white lady who was supposed to be the owner's Great Grandmother Anus, and the burgers were named after her.

>> No.4440312


>implying most Asian restaurants regardless of being chink, jap, or thai ladyboy don't serve mochi

>> No.4440419

Thanks OP, I lost it

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Nugger Chump Out

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>anus beef
Ohhh shit, where in DE? I have to go see that.
Was it anywhere near this place?

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>not just printing new fucking menus

>> No.4440643

I can't stop laughing. You fucking nugger.

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saved for posterity

>> No.4440742

Don't be mad you won't be praised for your shitty posts.

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Saw this at a new teriyaki bowl place that opened up near me.

>> No.4440754

This is beautiful.

>> No.4441029

>Great Grandmother Anus
All I can envision is this sentient butt wearing a grandma wig and poofy dress, sitting in a rocking chair knitting a sweater.

Any drawfags here?

>> No.4441135

lmfao I don't know why but when there is a typo related to something to do with food I always end up laughing too hard. It's just plain silly but when I see them in public (the Mear oh god the mear!) I just lose my shit and can't stop laughing; it starts out as a giggle and grows uncontrollably.

>> No.4441234

Dewey Beach, but the place is long gone now. Last I checked it was a hair salon.

>> No.4442179

9.99999999 recurring/10. My poor sides.

It's even called the "Kid menu." That's the only possible improvement to this post, you called it a "kids menu" when the restaurant is clearly offering a "kid menu." Other than that, perfect.

>> No.4442188

Y´all Nuggers are posting in a Nugger thread

>> No.4442208

>Starving. Starving for the chicken nugger.
May the copypasta from this live a thousand years

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>> No.4442496

I wish I wasn't slacking off at work when I read this because I had the worst time trying to inaudibly laugh my ass off

>> No.4442546

Wow, thank you very much for that.

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>> No.4442584

completely and totally delitized foreverially

>> No.4443338

This is funny to people under 17, is that right? It just seems overwrought and emotionally arrested comedy.

>> No.4443380


OP followed with the next one down was a 1-2 combo, I lost it, well played

>> No.4443527

OP wins at internet

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I don't even know why but holy shit I haven't laughed this hard in forever. I actually cried a little bit OP.

>> No.4444372

>implying i am going to let this die

>> No.4444388

Good call

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>> No.4444399

10/10, actually laughed out loud!

>> No.4444779

posting in a sticky

>> No.4444785

i think the picture itself could have been pretty funny without the text, but even that wouldn't have stayed funny for long.

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this shit doesn't even have to do with food or cooking

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>In your mind you scream.

>> No.4444857

Part of me really wants to see this turned into a short film.

>> No.4444862

is this sticky not even OC then or what?

>> No.4444865

It's not, but it's awesome, so fug you

>> No.4444868

Sometimes I get a brutal reminder that I am really too old to be using 4chan these days.

>> No.4444880

>something posted to a platform is inherently bad because there is bad stuff on that platform

You may be old, but you have the logical capacity of a child.

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Same here bro.

Never thought I'd see the day when mods sticky Tumblr copypasta on /ck/.

>> No.4444888

whereas you have the sense of fun of a low-functioning autistic

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>> No.4444916

archive this thread, go vote

>> No.4444921

If 4chan wants to bitch that tumblr shit is getting posted on 4chan, maybe 4chan should *make better OC*

You're getting schooled by tumblr and all you can do is turn on the blinders about it.

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>> No.4444929

Don't beat up what is familiar for what is gimmicky. $chan has higher concentration of good moments than most other boards and blogsites. pick any thread on any board and at least one post will be as lulzy as the OP copper pastor.

>> No.4444933

/ck/ mod is a true connoisseur of talent.

>> No.4444941


>Tumblr copypasta

Perhaps i'm seriously mistaken, but the text does not appear to have originated from Tumblr. Unless there's evidence that proves otherwise.

>> No.4444955

Welp, I'm mistaken after all

abeardfullofbees tumblr com/post/49165914511/loathsomerainbow-time-sponges-you-sit-at-the

I still laughed heartily, anyhow

>> No.4444963

>buy any meal ($8:80+) between 11AM and 3PM and get a

>> No.4444993

>chicken nuggers start pouring out of my pockets

>> No.4445007

>first sticky in a while
>about chicken nuggers

Stay classy /ck/

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This was hilarious, but I still can't believe it got stickied, for christsake. But, that's how we roll here on /ck/, I suppose.

>> No.4445045

C-can I post in this ebic threat??

>> No.4445049

oh your god, it's Assy McGee's grandma!

>> No.4445064

>it's funny because nugger, guise
>stale three day old thread is stickied
>this sad excuse for comedy is what 4chan considers funny, quality content

I think there's a very good reason that specific site is filtered here, this is embarrassingly sad.

>> No.4445077

you are mad

>> No.4445089


It just gets sadder, I refuse to believe an adult typed this.

>> No.4445090

>This sticky

I love you, mods.

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hahaha le #beefed it
lul stay mad bro where do u think u are? :) epic fail ftw! xDD

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Thanks moot for finally giving us the sticky we always wanted!

>> No.4445104

it's the sticky we have always deserved, I hope it stays up forever.

>> No.4445117

I always regret coming to this site.

>> No.4445141



come on

>> No.4445145

This is just depressing.

>> No.4445177


im glad they understood

you're welcome /ck/

>> No.4445184

reppin the 2 horse

>> No.4445196

puck you nugger pucking bum hucking jigger riggers nugger luck py nock joy nugger moy nugger!

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>> No.4445372

fuck you OP stop samefagging and posting this nugger shit then pretending to not be you its sad autist boy

>> No.4445374

i just realised. the joke is that it sounds a bit racist, right?

>> No.4445378

I think it's because it just sounds ridiculous

>> No.4445393

holy fuck you crazy two threads just talking to just you man get HELP

>> No.4446134

it was so funny I laughed

>> No.4446138

this shit is unfunny as fuck pretty much every post itt praising OP is a samefag

>> No.4446154

could be that nugger is only 1 letter away from nigger while nugget is 2.

But it's probably just because lol so randumb

>> No.4446200

i fucking shit my pants xd lolololo

>> No.4446201

chicken nugger

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lol i posted this on anon bc i dont trip on /ck/ really

yes its from tumblr
yes i found it hilarious.
shoutout to all the nuggers in this thread that are mad that it was stickied

i really didnt think it would get this big tbh

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When you go to Moscow, you have to take a train(well you don't have to but it's the fastest way of getting to the center) from the airport. Well, on the train you can order food. Here's what I found...

Mmm, delicious "nuts" cookies

>> No.4447193

what this mean

>> No.4447201

>tripscum trying to steal cred from anons

fuck off

>> No.4448710

In all sincerity, I was the creator of this post, but not on 4chan. And yes, it is a tumblr-born post. I honestly do not care that it was stolen and posted here, I could care less actually.

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>> No.4448746

I do not care, hence I do not care.

>> No.4448755

Also, as in not caring, it is more of a neutral state. I literally have not a single feeling towards this, neither hatred nor caring. More of a lack of such.

>> No.4448766

A pickle shifts uneasily under the bun

>> No.4448802

Cuil theory or chicken nugger?

>> No.4448809

It depends how you view it. It could be a thing all on its own, or just another example of the cuil theory.

>> No.4448833

>could care less

English is hard.

>> No.4448841


>> No.4449860

Back to the front for nugger lovers

>> No.4450525


You do not seem to understand. If what you say is true, then you couldn't care less. To be able to care less, you must care in the first place, and if you do not care in the first place you could not care less.

>> No.4450758

I could care less is a sarcastic way of saying I couldn't care less.

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you would be happier in /g/ or /sci/.

believe me.

you would.

>> No.4451104

>which has a typo on it's


>> No.4451175

I lurk /g/ a lot. Is it that obvious?

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>I could care less

>I do not care, hence I do not care.

>English is hard.

>> No.4453667

They obviously had their r'a confused with t's but its still funny

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