ITT: we draw ourselves and our ideal meal. Let's see your best MS Paint skills, /ck/.

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Anonymous Fri Apr 26 01:03:29 2013 No.4424731 [Reply] [Original]

ITT: we draw ourselves and our ideal meal. Let's see your best MS Paint skills, /ck/.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 26 01:21:28 2013 No.4424768 File: 25 KB, 714x534, you.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Sceak !!LciZj2frsW6 Fri Apr 26 01:43:28 2013 No.4424812 >>4424731 Er mate fur teh meal... sunds reez'nabl to be.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 26 09:45:28 2013 No.4425340 I'd bump with one for OP showing cocks, but it's a SFW board. Sigh. So much sophomoric humor spoiled by a blue background color.

>>	Sceak !!LciZj2frsW6 Fri Apr 26 10:02:28 2013 No.4425357 >>4425340 This board could be so epic.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 26 10:03:28 2013 No.4425359 >>4425340 Hardcore. I want to party with you, you animal.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 26 10:06:28 2013 No.4425365 File: 340 KB, 497x513, 1366743481261.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4425340 Go back to r3ddit pussy

>>	Sceak !!LciZj2frsW6 Fri Apr 26 10:07:28 2013 No.4425368 I'd post pics of my cock, but I'm pretty sure I'd get it hard if I did that. I could ask moot to let me use it as bait ...

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 26 10:15:28 2013 No.4425380 >>4425368 >>4425340 how do 12 year old boys find their way to a cooking board?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 26 10:19:28 2013 No.4425396 >>4425380 Very carefully. Hey, consider it a free bump. This thread was dead until I posted that comment.

>>	Borneo Fri Apr 26 10:46:28 2013 No.4425457 File: 116 KB, 714x534, feed me.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Man, fuck drawing.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 26 10:57:29 2013 No.4425485 File: 86 KB, 726x534, imhongry.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] fruit and cheese sparkling water with lime grass fed beef roast with root vegetables steamed spinach coconut meringue pie with coconut crust

>>	None !5P0TETRAO2!!xI5T55E5wRH Fri Apr 26 11:00:28 2013 No.4425494 >>4425368 >>>/lgbt/ >>>/soc/

>>	Sceak !!LciZj2frsW6 Fri Apr 26 11:05:28 2013 No.4425505 >>4425494 >>>/lgbt/ is a sfw board. It's like Homosex Q&A. It was lame the day it was born. I prefer . .. another board.

>>	Borneo Fri Apr 26 11:07:28 2013 No.4425508 >>4425494 >not >>>/hm/ or >>>/y/ Are you even trying?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 26 11:17:28 2013 No.4425531 File: 46 KB, 714x534, lelolulz.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'm not asking for much.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 26 11:21:28 2013 No.4425545 >>4425485 ...Cyndi Lauper??

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 26 11:25:29 2013 No.4425556 >>4425485 post feet

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 26 11:41:28 2013 No.4425593 >ITT my suspicions about /ck/ are confirmed Populated by homely, permavirgin femanons

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 26 11:42:28 2013 No.4425594 >>4425485 post spread ass

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 26 11:43:28 2013 No.4425595 >>4425531 post tits

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 26 11:44:28 2013 No.4425598 >>4425457 post thighs

>>	Borneo Fri Apr 26 11:46:28 2013 No.4425606 File: 635 B, 80x55, feed me.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4425593 It's all true. I know you're one of us. >>4425598

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 26 11:49:29 2013 No.4425616 File: 53 KB, 379x300, tits everywhere.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4425595 ;) I know you want them.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 26 11:52:28 2013 No.4425622 >>4425616 >>4425606 i forgot just how unfunny females can be. thanks for reminding me

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 26 11:53:29 2013 No.4425626 >>4425622 Naked ladies are just a few clicks away, Anon! Go to a pink board to beg for pics. This is our turf, motherfucker.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 26 11:55:29 2013 No.4425629 >>4425622 >i forgot just how unfunny females can be >never listened to a woman discuss politics noob

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 26 11:57:28 2013 No.4425633 >>4425616 lol'd

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 26 11:57:28 2013 No.4425634 >>4425629 >woman discuss politics How do they get their cellphone away from their face long enough to discuss politics?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 26 11:58:28 2013 No.4425642 I fucking hate women because they won't touch my penis

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 26 12:00:29 2013 No.4425646 >>4425634 1. why in hell would we want discuss politics? 2. why can't men draw their ideal meal?

Anonymous Fri Apr 26 12:08:29 2013 No.4425657

>>4425646
>1. why in hell would we want discuss politics?

Because if you don't discuss it you cannot be well informed, and being well informed and voting is important to a functioning modern society. In other words, it's more important than your gossip and texting.

>2. why can't men draw their ideal meal?

I'm sure there's some men who can, but what's the point? Why would I draw an ideal meal when I could cook it instead?

polite sage for off-topic

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 26 12:14:33 2013 No.4425669 >>4425646 >2. why can't men draw their ideal meal? Because men can cook, honey.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 26 12:16:00 2013 No.4425673 >>4425669 What does that have to do with the purpose of this thread? >men can't into reading comprehension

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 26 12:20:29 2013 No.4425678 >>4425673 Don't ask questions you don't want the answer to.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 26 12:24:28 2013 No.4425684 OP here. You faggots shut the fuck up and draw your ideal meals. I swear to god I will kill every single one of you if you don't. Much thanks to the ladies and the cyborg who posted something relevant to the thread.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 26 12:25:28 2013 No.4425685 File: 276 KB, 1000x750, chcmarstom.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4425669 I am can both cook AND draw.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 26 12:26:28 2013 No.4425687 >>4425685 Draw ideal meal and post please.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 26 12:28:28 2013 No.4425693 >>4425685 >I am can ideal representative for women

>>	None !5P0TETRAO2!!xI5T55E5wRH Fri Apr 26 12:46:28 2013 No.4425720 File: 10 KB, 327x388, wheniwasayoungboy.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4425685 awful lotta shitposting today

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 26 12:48:28 2013 No.4425727 File: 36 KB, 714x534, 1366952637512.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4424731

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 26 12:57:29 2013 No.4425740 File: 74 KB, 714x534, drawing.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 26 13:22:29 2013 No.4425760 File: 58 KB, 714x534, me.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] i like fish :>

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 26 13:23:29 2013 No.4425762 >>4425760 no pants friday? want me to eat your fish?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 26 13:27:29 2013 No.4425768 File: 169 KB, 900x675, spiderdog.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4425760 I like your bag.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 26 13:32:28 2013 No.4425773 >>4425762 huehuehue :3

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 26 13:35:28 2013 No.4425778 There's an awful lot of girls in this board. I've read it before, but I guess this actually proves it. Not like it really matters.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 26 13:46:28 2013 No.4425797 I come on /ck/ about once a week and I always get into a heated argument with some random idiot who knows nothing about food or cookery. This thread explains it all.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 26 13:59:28 2013 No.4425814 File: 224 KB, 710x563, lhfkafhlkjafdk.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 26 14:00:28 2013 No.4425817 File: 22 KB, 714x549, idealmeal.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'd put blackberry cobbler with vanilla bean ice cream down as my favorite dessert, but I'd forgotten how badly I suck at Paint.

>>	Puow Fri Apr 26 14:03:29 2013 No.4425823 File: 121 KB, 714x534, 1366952637512 copy.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] lel

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 26 14:04:29 2013 No.4425825 >>4425823 Nice.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 26 14:04:29 2013 No.4425826 >>4425457 >good at drawing >man, fuck drawing no, fuck you. some of us wish we could draw at all.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 26 14:06:29 2013 No.4425827 >>4425531 you have a cup growing out of your hand?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 26 14:09:29 2013 No.4425830 >>4425778 >implying a drawing of a female is proof of a female although i believe this board does have more females than the average board, do you even 4chan?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 26 14:10:28 2013 No.4425832 >>4425827 I always get a venti unsweet passion tea lemonade from Starbucks before heading into work and then get another one around 4pm. So yeah, pretty much.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 26 14:12:28 2013 No.4425835 File: 35 KB, 714x534, IDEAL MEAL.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 26 14:13:28 2013 No.4425839 >>4425835 Is... Is that a vagina salad?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 26 14:13:28 2013 No.4425841 >>4425835 So you enjoy a vagina filled with fruits, lettuce, and grape juice? You have the finest of taste, anon.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 26 14:15:28 2013 No.4425844 vagina cornucopia

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 26 14:16:28 2013 No.4425849 File: 32 KB, 300x300, 61Nx4CX-13L.01._SR300,300_.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4425740 here ya go,

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 26 14:16:28 2013 No.4425852 File: 198 KB, 701x521, ck.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I love me some burritos

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 26 14:18:28 2013 No.4425857 I can't tell if we really have this many females vs. males or if now everyone is trolling and drawing themselves as women.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 26 14:18:28 2013 No.4425858 >>4425852 why are you dribbling like a retard

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 26 14:19:28 2013 No.4425863 >>4425852 Do you normally drool that like that all the time?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 26 14:19:29 2013 No.4425864 File: 82 KB, 937x519, yuh.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] aww yeahh

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 26 14:20:29 2013 No.4425869 >>4425852 where are your arms

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 26 14:20:29 2013 No.4425871 >>4425858 Aint got no arms either

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 26 14:20:29 2013 No.4425873 >>4425864 You win. That looks like an awesome spread.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 26 14:20:29 2013 No.4425874 >>4425869 she is clearly trying to imitate the caterpillar cake

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 26 14:22:29 2013 No.4425879 >>4425874 I would like to make an amendment to this post >she that is all

Anonymous Fri Apr 26 14:24:28 2013 No.4425883

>>4425863
>>4425858
I was trying to show myself drooling for the ideal food but now I see I do just look like a retard, especially since I'm facing away from the food. I promise, though my tastes are pleb tier, I don't have the downs.

>>4425869
My bad man.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 26 14:26:28 2013 No.4425888 >>4425852 >tobasco on a burrito gringo pls

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 26 14:29:29 2013 No.4425901 >>4425888 I'm wondering now; what's and authentic sauce/seasoning for a burrito?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 26 14:31:29 2013 No.4425907 File: 30 KB, 722x589, treat a lady right.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4425849 t-t-thanks..

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 26 14:32:28 2013 No.4425913 >>4425907 i lol'd

Anonymous Fri Apr 26 14:33:28 2013 No.4425915

>>4425901
honestly, i'm not sure. im white as can be haha.

cholula maybe?

when i was in lockup, they had a hot sauce sold by commissary that all the mexicans fucking loved. too spicy for us white folk though. 1 drop of that shit could spice an entire plate worth of food.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 26 14:38:28 2013 No.4425932 >>4425901 Burritos are more of a texmex thing, but usually it's chile verde salsa or chile rojo. Pico de gallo and such. Sources: Because I'm Mexican.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 26 14:39:28 2013 No.4425935 File: 20 KB, 180x180, ....jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4425915 Who knows what Mexicans really eat.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 26 14:41:28 2013 No.4425942 >>4425935 I've been to mexico. They eat sewage. Sewage is also their national export.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 26 14:43:28 2013 No.4425946 File: 39 KB, 500x330, 1297207367-the_more_you_know2 (1).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4425942

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 26 14:44:28 2013 No.4425950 File: 43 KB, 714x534, IdealMeal.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Meep.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 26 14:45:28 2013 No.4425953 I like all the smoking, drinking whores here

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 26 14:47:28 2013 No.4425956 >>4425953 I can't speak for every smoking, drinking whore but I like you too.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 26 14:49:28 2013 No.4425962 >>4425814 10/10 would take out for nip food

>>	A girl that will break the rules !!HoD47VKsSK0 Fri Apr 26 15:04:28 2013 No.4425988 File: 292 KB, 695x516, 1366952637512.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] sup guys

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 26 15:07:28 2013 No.4425999 >>4425988 Wow, Anon. That's a lot of food but I'd eat some of it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 26 15:07:28 2013 No.4426000 >>4425950 >smoker Disgusting. Do you even enjoy food? Oh wait you can't because of your sense of taste is diminished.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 26 15:07:28 2013 No.4426002 >>4425988 Keep telling yourself that black is "slimming", fatty.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 26 15:09:28 2013 No.4426010 >>4426000 I smoke and could cook circles around you, loser.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 26 15:10:28 2013 No.4426012 >>4426010 >could cook circles around you Not before you ran out of breath. You're probably skinnyfat as well.

>>	A girl that will break the rules !!HoD47VKsSK0 Fri Apr 26 15:12:28 2013 No.4426015 >>4426002 Nah, I just like black clothing. The same way I grew up wearing blue clothes in elementary school after my mother smothered me with pink clothes through my infanthood. My taste just changed a bit.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 26 15:13:29 2013 No.4426016 >>4426015 what is your bra size

>>	A girl that will break the rules !!HoD47VKsSK0 Fri Apr 26 15:14:28 2013 No.4426019 >>4426016 38c

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 26 15:14:28 2013 No.4426020 File: 66 KB, 714x534, ck.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 26 15:14:28 2013 No.4426021 >>4426019 why are you such a fatass

>>	A girl that will break the rules !!HoD47VKsSK0 Fri Apr 26 15:16:29 2013 No.4426022 >>4426021 e.e I'm not, little troll.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 26 15:16:29 2013 No.4426023 >>4426000 >implying plenty of people who are better at cooking food and distinguishing flavors than you are smoke cigarettes.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 26 15:18:52 2013 No.4426025 File: 43 KB, 442x481, americlap performing ritualistic ceremony.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4426023 Keep projecting you fucking chimney.

>>	A girl that will break the rules !!HoD47VKsSK0 Fri Apr 26 15:20:28 2013 No.4426031 >>4426023 http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2009/08/090819234654.htm

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 26 15:20:28 2013 No.4426033 >>4426025 I sense somebody who got picked on in school. >que nerd alert

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 26 15:20:28 2013 No.4426035 >>4426030 and just to clarify, i quit smoking a few years ago.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 26 15:20:29 2013 No.4426030 >>4426025 >a large portion of professionals in the food service industry don't smoke and drink heavily ah, to be this naive again.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 26 15:23:28 2013 No.4426038 >>4426031 despite the fact that 62 people could hardly be considered a sample size, consider the following: a smoker who runs every day could still run a marathon faster than a nonsmoker who rarely runs.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 26 15:25:29 2013 No.4426045 >>4426019 Dude. I'm a 32 and not even close to stickmode. How fat are you?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 26 15:25:29 2013 No.4426047 File: 31 KB, 714x534, meanmuhfood.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] If I'm neither a miss nor a mysinogist, I am allowed to browse /ck/?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 26 15:26:29 2013 No.4426048 >>4426045 the only way to resolve this is for you both to post pics. preferrably of your tits.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 26 15:27:29 2013 No.4426049 >>4426047 May I have a millionar dollars Mr. Gates?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 26 15:28:28 2013 No.4426050 >>4426048 There really aren't any viable alternatives, at this point.

>>	A girl that will break the rules !!HoD47VKsSK0 Fri Apr 26 15:30:29 2013 No.4426057 >>4426038 But the smoker would be 10x more likely to have an aneurism if they did that.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 26 15:30:29 2013 No.4426058 >>4426049 Check's in the mail. You can prove you're "Anonymous", yes?

>>	A girl that will break the rules !!HoD47VKsSK0 Fri Apr 26 15:33:28 2013 No.4426064 >>4426045 Must be in your genetics, my parents were shopping catalog models.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 26 15:33:28 2013 No.4426065 >>4426057 not the point i was trying to make. i'm not trying to argue that smoking is a good thing, but someone who deals with food day in and day out will still have a better sense for it than your average joe regardless of their habits.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 26 15:34:28 2013 No.4426068 >>4426064 As in, Lane Bryant catalogs? Have fun shopping at Torrid!

>>	Borneo Fri Apr 26 15:35:28 2013 No.4426070 >>4425740 I want to eat brownie meatballs.

A girl that will break the rules !!HoD47VKsSK0 Fri Apr 26 15:37:28 2013 No.4426073

>>4426065
In the sense you're claiming, I agree, but only slightly. It does affect your sense of taste to a degree, where as if an 82 year old chain smoker chef and an 82 year old non smoker chef cooked a dish then the smoker would kick up the spice intensity to insanity levels to compensate.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 26 15:40:28 2013 No.4426077 >>4425826 To be fair, I think we could all pull off the "YOU" side.

>>	A girl that will break the rules !!HoD47VKsSK0 Fri Apr 26 15:43:29 2013 No.4426084 >>4426068 I'm so sorry that you're a mad womanlet. Do you try to compensate for not being 5'10"?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 26 15:44:29 2013 No.4426085 >>4426073 oh for sure. given equal experience, i'll take a non smoking chef all day long. >>4426077 hah, yeah i noticed that. the food looks good, but the "YOU" side is just scribbles.

>>	Borneo Fri Apr 26 15:47:28 2013 No.4426092 >>4426077 >>4426085 Drawing is not easy. To all the ladies who smoke in this thread, why do you do it?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 26 15:49:28 2013 No.4426097 >>4426084 Being 5"4 and a size 4 has a lot of perks. :)

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 26 15:50:28 2013 No.4426100 >>4426092 >why do you do it ex-smoker here, why do people ask this question? non smokers never seem to understand the appeal of smoking. no matter how many times they ask.

>>	Borneo Fri Apr 26 15:53:28 2013 No.4426107 >>4426100 I've only asked the question once to a friend whose answer was, "Because I can't stop." I'm curious. >>4426097 >not being 5'2 and size 14 Get on my level.

Anonymous Fri Apr 26 15:56:28 2013 No.4426112

>>4426107
i wasnt trying to berate you for asking, i'm honestly curious as well.

as with most people, i'm sure women start early. looks cool, so they try it. eventually that nicotine draws you in. your head doesnt spin anymore and you get used to lighting up during down time. then you've got the deadly combo of habit and addiction. because although it's babby tier withdrawal, quitting smoking can be tough.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 26 15:58:28 2013 No.4426115 >not having refined tastes

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 26 15:58:28 2013 No.4426117 File: 64 KB, 714x534, idealmeal.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I might add salami to this but this is pretty much my ideal meal.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 26 16:00:28 2013 No.4426121 >>4426117 That's how I eat, too.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 26 16:01:28 2013 No.4426125 >>4426115 >not carrying your love for your childhood comfort food into adulthood

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 26 16:01:28 2013 No.4426128 File: 91 KB, 714x534, ecchhhh.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Now to gorge myself on some chips ahoy.

>>	Borneo Fri Apr 26 16:03:28 2013 No.4426132 >>4426112 Oh interesting. Did you like how it tasted? I tried a cigarette when I was 11, but it was way too acrid and bitter in my mouth. >>4426117 Sweet art, did you hand draw a menu for the /ck/ challenge?

>>	A girl that will break the rules !!HoD47VKsSK0 Fri Apr 26 16:04:28 2013 No.4426134 >>4426097 >>4426107 >short women think they're cute

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 26 16:04:28 2013 No.4426136 >>4426132 Thanks >did you hand draw a menu for the /ck/ challenge? What?

>>	/ck/ Fri Apr 26 16:04:28 2013 No.4426137 File: 31 KB, 500x375, 1354039765311.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4426020 are you me?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 26 16:05:28 2013 No.4426140 >>4426134 >wanting an amazonion woman >wanting a woman taller than you >wanting a woman who has more test than you Keep projecting fatasfatass.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 26 16:05:28 2013 No.4426143 >>4426117 You look like a very handsome man, Anon.

>>	Borneo Fri Apr 26 16:07:28 2013 No.4426147 >>4426136 The way you do your colours and outlines and handwriting reminded me of an anon who drew out the ingredients for their submission.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 26 16:07:28 2013 No.4426148 >>4426143 >to the only dude who draws his own dick out, hairy and bigger than his forearm

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 26 16:07:28 2013 No.4426149 File: 94 KB, 778x534, ideal meal.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] The poor deer was shot out mercy for being so hideously deformed.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 26 16:09:28 2013 No.4426155 >>4426148 Are you jelly of a real man's size? I bet you're a cuckold.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 26 16:09:28 2013 No.4426156 >>4426149 Is that... Is that a thinkpad? (Swooning ensues) Also nice guns.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 26 16:10:29 2013 No.4426161 File: 903 KB, 300x169, 1366994860208.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4425864 Fuckin love MSG

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 26 16:11:28 2013 No.4426167 File: 9 KB, 387x429, 1365299577830.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4426149

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 26 16:11:29 2013 No.4426165 >>4426149 how long have you been CDing for?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 26 16:12:28 2013 No.4426168 File: 53 KB, 500x485, sadsadsa.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4426148 >draw his own dick out, hairy and bigger than his forearm When I called him handsome, I meant it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 26 16:13:28 2013 No.4426170 >>4426156 >thinkpad it's a chinkpad but yeah, good eye anon. >guns I find them soothing when I am picking up around the house

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 26 16:13:28 2013 No.4426173 >>4426149 I wish I could be as cool as you.

Anonymous Fri Apr 26 16:14:28 2013 No.4426175

>>4426132
i didnt like it at all when i first tried it (i was 13) but when i tried again, i did. my main choice of cig was newports for most of the years i smoked (inb4 nigger). i enjoyed the fresh minty flavor of menthols (it was like breath mints, except it didnt make my breath smell good).

i dont think it tastes good to anyone the first time, they usually keep at it for different reasons. a big thing for me was that i was a major pothead at 14-15, and always liked a cig after smoking weed.

for the record, i'm a male perspective. not female.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 26 16:17:28 2013 No.4426187 D-do any of you ladies want to go out with me? I am in California

>>	A girl that will break the rules !!HoD47VKsSK0 Fri Apr 26 16:18:28 2013 No.4426191 >>4426140 >said every manlet ever

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 26 16:19:28 2013 No.4426192 File: 253 KB, 701x513, UntitledMEME.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] good pita, yogurt cheese, spiced fava beans with lemon, and arak

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 26 16:19:28 2013 No.4426193 >>4426191 I'm 6'2", idiot.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 26 16:20:28 2013 No.4426198 >>4426191 hey you are probably a fat ugly bitch, short girls are adorable and any man would prefer a shorty to a fatty/not shorty...sorry babe.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 26 16:21:29 2013 No.4426203 >>4426191 6 foot even man here i dont mind ladies who are about my height (dem legs), but it does feel a bit odd being with a girl who is taller than i am.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 26 16:22:29 2013 No.4426204 >>4426198 Lay off her, she can't help it. Her parents were plus-sized models. It's genetic.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 26 16:24:28 2013 No.4426214 File: 101 KB, 541x800, Derailed (2005).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This thread.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 26 16:24:28 2013 No.4426216 >>4426204 Genetics' Ice Cream strikes again!

>>	Borneo Fri Apr 26 16:27:28 2013 No.4426220 >>4426175 Why did you like having a cigarette post pot?

Anonymous Fri Apr 26 16:28:28 2013 No.4426225

>>4426220
very good question, but hard to answer. i think it has to do with that i really like the act of smoking. even today, i prefer joints/blunts over pieces for smoking my green. its just such a relaxing experience kicking back, having a smoke.

it also helped that my friends smoked, so it was basically part of the "ritual"

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 26 16:32:29 2013 No.4426232 >>4426216 Don't forget Genetics' triple fried bacon grease (chocolate butter sauce served on the side)!

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 26 16:35:28 2013 No.4426243 >>4426225 A.K.A. addiction.

>>	Borneo Fri Apr 26 16:37:28 2013 No.4426251 >>4426225 That's interesting. Smoking seems like a really common habit in the field I'm trying to get to, so I'm thinking about picking it up myself so I can fit in better. >>4426243 Ha.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 26 16:41:28 2013 No.4426261 >>4426251 don't do it. You're going to regret it when you get hooked.

Anonymous Fri Apr 26 16:43:28 2013 No.4426263

>>4426251
what this person said-

>>4426261

i picked it up because friends did and enjoyed it immensely, but since quitting my health has improved tenfold. also people dont look at me any differently (well i dont get those weirdos out in public places who sit down next to me and start coughing loudly anymore... kinda miss those guys).

plus, a lot of current smokers will tell you the same thing non smokers will- dont pick it up because you'll regret it.

>>4426243
yeah, basically. but using "addiction" as an explanation doesn't explain addiction very well now does it?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 26 16:47:28 2013 No.4426272 >>4426192 insert racist joke here.

>>	A girl that will break the rules !!HoD47VKsSK0 Fri Apr 26 16:48:28 2013 No.4426277 >>4426193 >>4426198 >>4426203 >>4426204 >ITT: Beta's get mad that a woman challenges their height

>>	Borneo Fri Apr 26 16:50:28 2013 No.4426282 >>4426261 >>4426263 O-o-ok. Did you notice any difference in the taste of foods when you quit?

Anonymous Fri Apr 26 16:50:28 2013 No.4426283

>>4426277
i just said it feels weird. and it does, considering most women are shorter than i am. weird doesn't have to be a bad thing, you know.

also

>implying i care that some random on the internet thinks i'm a beta

being that self conscious certainly would make me quite the beta.

Anonymous Fri Apr 26 16:51:28 2013 No.4426286
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great thread.

the best drawings are all from females.

the worst replies to said drawings are from dysfunctional males.

but that's pretty much how life is; it's not a 4chan thing.

i'm a guy who has always had plenty of female friends, and as many male friends as i can tolerate.

face it guys. you are good at building shit, and destroying shit, but for most other purposes, you suck.

Anonymous Fri Apr 26 16:53:28 2013 No.4426289

>>4426282
i smoked from when i was 14-19. got up to about a carton a week (that's 10 packs for you nonsmokers). didnt really notice a difference, but i think you have to smoke longer than 5 years to really see a difference.

not sure if it means anything, but nobody ever complained that i overseasoned anything during that time.

>>	Borneo Fri Apr 26 16:54:28 2013 No.4426293 >>4426289 Interesting. Thanks for answering my questions!

Anonymous Fri Apr 26 16:54:28 2013 No.4426296

>>4426286
>tfw trying to give reasonable responses and getting no recognition

it is most certainly a 4chan thing. nobody i know in real life is as whacked out as the people on this website, male OR female.

and if we want to talk about the entire website, there are plenty of shitposting females. just look at all the camwhores for a start.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 26 16:55:28 2013 No.4426298 >>4426293 you're certainly welcome. good luck in whatever field it is you're trying to pursue.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 26 16:56:28 2013 No.4426301 >>4426282 No, but I noticed a difference in my breathing.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 26 17:00:28 2013 No.4426314 >>4426286 Holy shit, stand still my throw my vagina at you, you white knight faggot.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 26 17:05:28 2013 No.4426325 File: 1.20 MB, 1118x2058, lastdayonearth.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >implying I can eat all that in a day >Still going to try > inb4 pleb tastes

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 26 17:07:28 2013 No.4426326 >>4426286 Yeah, good thread, I just hate when nobody comments on the ones I make...

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 26 17:13:29 2013 No.4426337 >>4426149 >redhead - yes >guns - YES >bacon, venison, whiskey - YES, YES >kashi We could have been so good together :(

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 26 17:14:28 2013 No.4426340 >>4426325 >egg nog Besides being filled with rum I don't get just drinking straight up egg not.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 26 17:15:28 2013 No.4426342 >>4426340 creamy comforting goodness. like a hug from gramma.

>>	A girl that will break the rules !!HoD47VKsSK0 Fri Apr 26 17:20:28 2013 No.4426359 >>4426325 Jones is master soda.

Anonymous Fri Apr 26 17:43:28 2013 No.4426416
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I want to see more drawings of /ck/ folks, the food they like too. I want someone to draw all of the people that are ITT at a dinner table with all the food they like. I want to hear more stories about pretty girls with guns and guys with dicks bigger than their arms. I want to know why Borneo is so kick ass, and where this guy >>4425823 gets his take out from and how does he manage with such large, puffy hands. This is my favorite thread,but not one person has posted ramen,well done steak with ketchup, or a mcrib.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 26 17:44:28 2013 No.4426417 >>4426340 I think it's disgusting. I can't even smell the stuff without gagging.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 26 17:48:28 2013 No.4426422 ITT: Women whore for attention

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 26 17:52:29 2013 No.4426429 >>4426422 were they supposed to draw men so that you didn't feel threatened? my god, 4chan is full of the most pathetic males you can dig up.

courtesy sage heartsonfire !!fPX2cAyysZV Fri Apr 26 17:54:29 2013 No.4426432

>>4426289
I started smoking when I was 14 too. Finally quit about a year and a half ago (at 24) and I think it's the best thing I've done so far in life. At my worst I was smoking 2 packs a day and my lungs were totally shot. Not to mention the stuff that I'd cough up every morning was disgusting.

I didn't notice much of a difference in food when I quit smoking but my teeth. Holy shit my teeth are so white now. No longer coughing up pieces of congealed ash, mucus and blood in the morning. Unfortunately I think I've permanently fucked up my lungs because when it's even a little bit cold I have a harder time inhaling.

Yeah, TL;DR version is don't start smoking. Just don't do it.

Anonymous Fri Apr 26 17:59:28 2013 No.4426445

>>4426432
>Not to mention the stuff that I'd cough up every morning was disgusting.

i dont know how i forgot to mention this.

when i was 16-18, i delivered furniture and id have to get up at about 5:30. at about ~6, i'd finally have all the REAL nasty shit and finally be able to move more effectively. i used to get iced coffee from dunkin every morning and let me tell you, that nasty phlegmy shit + coffee w/ cream makes it even worse.

i didnt quit until after i stopped working there, but i guarantee i'd be able to work much faster if i hadnt been a smoker.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 26 18:02:28 2013 No.4426449 >>4426359 I could drink Strawberry Lime all day.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 26 18:10:28 2013 No.4426462 >>4425657 >voting >implying clapistan is a democracy 56% of your senate voted for the latest gun laws, yet it didn't pass, that's not how a democracy works.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 26 18:13:28 2013 No.4426469 >>4426462 All that matters in a democracy is that everyone has an equal say. all of our representatives have an equal say. murrika is a democratic republic. go read a book.

Polite sage for post unrelated to food and cooking. Anonymous Fri Apr 26 18:33:28 2013 No.4426518

>>4426469
It's a representative democracy, as well, which means you give one person the right to choose for thousands or even millions of people. If the populace has a grievance, it must go through a representative then that representative must accept the grievance and argue it to other representatives who then vote on the grievance etc etc etc it's a long process.

I understand that in a country as populous as the US, a more direct system would be exceedingly chaotic, but then, I am in favour not quite of "small government" but of small nations. Switzerland, for example, has what I'd think to be the best and most direct democracy in the world. Legislation is decided by suffrage even to the point where citizens can, by suffrage, veto laws set forth by the administration. People can be ousted from power by simple popular vote. Detractors argue that this system is just a well-dressed mob rule. And they're right. The beauty of it, however, is that in a smaller nation, it is easier to get public support for many causes by word of mouth or advertising.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 26 18:34:28 2013 No.4426523 File: 24 KB, 714x534, 1366952637512.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 26 18:37:28 2013 No.4426529 File: 51 KB, 600x600, Uncle Sam.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4426325 >Water From New Hampshire Yes, it is truly superior.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 26 18:38:28 2013 No.4426532 >>4426416 I think it goes without saying we would all prefer some ramen, a well done steak with ketchup, and a McRib (for dessert). This is really a "what is your second favorite meal" thread.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 26 18:47:28 2013 No.4426547 >>4426523 10/10 anti christian brethren

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 26 18:55:28 2013 No.4426557 >>4426469 >voting is not important as long as everyone gets their say By that defenition China would be a democracy the second they stopped curbstomping their system critics.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 26 19:05:28 2013 No.4426580 >>4426557 the definition of democracy is not "majority rules"

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 26 22:40:28 2013 No.4427116 File: 329 KB, 722x534, camo.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 26 22:43:28 2013 No.4427129 >tfw you've been calling 4chan-browsing moms aspies and fags for years

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 26 22:55:28 2013 No.4427146 File: 49 KB, 714x534, pint.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 26 22:58:28 2013 No.4427148 >>4426532 NO, go back to your cave, we arent all niggers

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 27 00:36:28 2013 No.4427318 >>4426020 lel

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 27 01:19:28 2013 No.4427385 >>4427129 >tfw 4chan-browsing moms have probably been call you an aspie and a fag for years

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 27 01:32:28 2013 No.4427408 >>4427385 Knowing that restores my faith in humanity.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 27 01:46:29 2013 No.4427432 File: 29 KB, 247x322, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This is the best thread on /ck/ in a while though it has reminded me that sometimes the people calling me a faget are women.

>>	Borneo Sat Apr 27 02:49:28 2013 No.4427500 >>4426432 >>4426445 How horrifying. You have put me off smoking for life.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 27 03:34:28 2013 No.4427538 File: 532 KB, 714x534, idealmeal.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 27 03:46:28 2013 No.4427549 Why are there so many goddamned females on this board? is it /cgl/? they make my penis tremble

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 27 03:48:28 2013 No.4427552 >>4425626 I'd probably fuck your mother.. is she cute?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 27 03:49:28 2013 No.4427553 >>4425669 fucking sick iceburn and OWNT

>>	/ck/ Sat Apr 27 03:53:28 2013 No.4427556 File: 77 KB, 742x533, mealdeal.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4424731 yerp

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 27 03:54:28 2013 No.4427557 >>4426134 A male here. They are.

Anonymous Sat Apr 27 03:55:28 2013 No.4427559

>>4427500
It's a bad habit that, as cliche as it sounds, isn't cool. There is no reason for someone in this day and age who knows about the harmful effects of smoking to start up, and most young smokers just do it to look cool, or they're just ignorant.

If you do actually want to take up tobacco usage, which I still don't recommend, pipe smoking is far less unhealthy for you.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 27 03:59:28 2013 No.4427560 >>4426191 You don't need to be tall to be a cool alpha male, though. Height shouldn't matter that much to you. It's predetermined unless you were malnourised like I was growing up like I was.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 27 04:12:28 2013 No.4427573 File: 21 KB, 714x534, 1366952637512.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 27 04:15:28 2013 No.4427575 >>4426277 >a giant girl suffering because of her freakish height and the disgusting habit of smoking that results in the fact she only piques the interest of a handful of men which is why she shitposts with pathetic insecure anger #muhprecioustrip

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 27 04:22:28 2013 No.4427579 >>4427575 >Be normal girl >Puberty hits >I start growing rapidly >Hear smoking and coffee stunts growth >Drink ten cups of coffee and get through a pack a day >Keep growing >Six foot four inches >Yellow and brown teeth FML >

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 27 04:25:28 2013 No.4427585 >>4427579 a girl being 6'4" is the kind of torment a 5'4" manlet would have to endure

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 27 04:40:28 2013 No.4427604 >>4426529 I heard Hawaii on tap is next to godliness but I've never been there.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 27 05:11:28 2013 No.4427621 File: 50 KB, 714x534, 1366952637512.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Some type of meat (stew beef or something) Rice Veggies Water

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 27 05:45:28 2013 No.4427636 File: 125 KB, 714x549, 1366999236459.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 27 06:06:28 2013 No.4427650 >>4425740 >spaghetti and brownie meatballs

Anonymous Sat Apr 27 06:48:28 2013 No.4427684

>>4427579
Same here but as a dude.

>look girly
>want to max out at 5'3
>be 13
>height is 5'1
>says don't stay up late at night, don't lift heavy weights, don't drink coffee
>do everything at the same time, don't drink milk nor eat veggies
>be 14, height is 5'3 still okay
>be 15 oh god 5'7 somehow tolerable
>be 16 oh shit nigga 5'9
>be 17 shit man 5'11
>be 23 end up at 6'2.

Fucking hell. Why do I get to be tall and broad shoulder but have a female face. Fuck this gay earth.

>Prolly got Kleinfelters but fuck this shit.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 27 06:51:28 2013 No.4427687 >>4427684 I'm 5'7" because of my fucked up sleep and caffeine intake as a teenager... I wish we could swap

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 27 06:51:28 2013 No.4427688 File: 248 KB, 714x534, 1366952637512.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 27 06:52:28 2013 No.4427689 >>4427687 I wish man. I hate that fucking recurring question every single day. "You're tall, do you play basketball?" Fuck that shit. I'd prefer watching lesbian porn than to do any sport.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 27 06:53:28 2013 No.4427690 >>4427688 Sup, you wanna meet up with me? >>4427684 I make great gyoza and tonkotsu ramen.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 27 06:56:29 2013 No.4427692 >>4427690 Oh anon-san, you're a man after my own heart. Gyoza sounds so great at 4am.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 27 06:59:28 2013 No.4427694 >>4427692 I make gyoza almost twice every single week. I've been practicing on making a better dough every single time. I also like to try making croissants on my spare time. These hot hands (literally) aren't just for cooking, but also for baking.

>>	Borneo Sat Apr 27 07:17:29 2013 No.4427710 >>4427694 D-d-d-do you possess the S-solar Gauntlets?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 27 07:54:28 2013 No.4427765 File: 161 KB, 714x534, meal.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 27 08:00:28 2013 No.4427768 >>4427765 Uh why aren't you foreverially permanentally delitized also?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 27 08:01:28 2013 No.4427771 File: 308 KB, 712x531, 1366952637512.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] so many pleb meals yawn

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 27 08:03:28 2013 No.4427772 >>4427771 where's the tip?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 27 08:23:29 2013 No.4427805 >>4427772 Dildo joke

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 27 08:50:29 2013 No.4427821 >>4427771 Faygo is good.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 27 08:52:28 2013 No.4427822 File: 222 KB, 723x548, 1366952637512.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 27 09:29:28 2013 No.4427860 >>4427552 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X0DeIqJm4vM

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 27 09:34:28 2013 No.4427870 File: 345 KB, 1920x1080, grossly incandescent.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4427710

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 27 09:56:28 2013 No.4427891 File: 16 KB, 714x534, 1366952637512.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >tfw vegan

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 27 10:01:29 2013 No.4427897 >>4427891 Maybe if you ate healthier, your hair would stop falling out.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 27 12:53:28 2013 No.4428214 I'm saving every single one of these. Oh my god, guys. Guys we should do a year book at the end of 2013.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 27 13:24:28 2013 No.4428266 File: 33 KB, 714x534, 1366952637512.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Say what you will about turkish immigrants but a toasted kebab is heaven.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 27 14:47:28 2013 No.4428491 File: 57 KB, 1024x768, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 27 14:55:28 2013 No.4428511 >>4425365 saved

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 27 15:12:28 2013 No.4428558 File: 29 KB, 714x534, 1366952637512.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 27 15:25:28 2013 No.4428602 >>4428558 Dru is so much better than both Berr and Beaz

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 27 21:02:28 2013 No.4429666 >>4427822 oh, how whimsical, and... i like your homeless-beard >hipster detected

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 27 21:11:28 2013 No.4429693 File: 27 KB, 714x534, deetdeetdeet.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 27 21:20:28 2013 No.4429726 File: 66 KB, 714x565, 1360978382873.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Contributing

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 27 21:23:28 2013 No.4429735 >>4429726 How many times a day do you throw up?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 27 21:23:28 2013 No.4429736 File: 6 KB, 309x246, 1346536923042.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4429666 >he doesn't know who Varg is.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 27 21:33:28 2013 No.4429775 >>4429735 Only every time I consume any actual calorie. Been living calorie-free for about a week now, not a single fuck is given

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 27 21:38:28 2013 No.4429795 >>4429775 I want to fuck you so bad right now.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 27 22:19:28 2013 No.4429889 File: 25 KB, 714x534, ideal meal.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Female 21 >Matzo ball soup, glass of water, lamb with green beans and roasted potatoes

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 27 22:50:28 2013 No.4429966 >>4429889 >lol so random and Jewish!!!

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 27 22:56:28 2013 No.4429986 >>4429736 Lucky him

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 27 23:02:28 2013 No.4430000 >>4425365 >Simulacra >LaughingBaudrillard.jpg Spectacle would be more applicable.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 27 23:23:28 2013 No.4430045 >>4429889 No one asked for your age or gender.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 27 23:28:28 2013 No.4430057 >>4430045 I did.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 27 23:34:28 2013 No.4430061 >>4430045 Welcome to the mind of a woman.

>>	/ck/ Sat Apr 27 23:43:29 2013 No.4430079 File: 34 KB, 306x423, article-0-0DC5DF3400000578-35_306x423.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4429726 sceak?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 27 23:56:28 2013 No.4430096 File: 280 KB, 837x514, 101.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I wanted to add some tapas and a salad too but i guess I only get to put items that go with a disco new years eve party,,

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 27 23:58:28 2013 No.4430099 >>4430061 A place far from your permavirgin basement.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 28 00:20:28 2013 No.4430135 File: 240 KB, 714x534, me.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] popeyes chicken mashed potatoes buttermilk biscuit coke for a beverage mmmm wish i could eat that everyday but dont or i would weigh 400lbs

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 28 00:23:28 2013 No.4430137 >>4430079 I'd have sex with that lady. Daddy likes em big.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 28 00:36:28 2013 No.4430163 File: 86 KB, 960x720, STEAKANDCAR.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4427573 You're a true man anon I pity anyone who doesn't have the privelge of some good cooking from their mum.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 28 00:40:29 2013 No.4430167 >>4430137 You're part of the obesity problem. That makes you an enemy to health and well being. FUCK you and everything you stand for.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 28 00:44:28 2013 No.4430178 >>4430135 You might not be a white anglo-saxon protestant.

Anonymous Sun Apr 28 00:45:28 2013 No.4430181
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>>4430167
But she isn't really obese, anon. She looks healthy and ready to bear a medium size litter of children which is the whole point in women anyway. This whole skinny girl thing is relatively new, traditionally full figured girls were favored. Not looking like an anorexic rail meant that the girl was well nourished and ready to pop out lots of healthy babbies.

Anonymous Sun Apr 28 00:49:28 2013 No.4430188
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>>4430181

>healthy
>traditionally full figured girls were favoured

Nope. Stop perpetuating this myth.
There's a difference between biologically being attracted to a grill with child bearing hips and being a chubby chaser.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 28 00:57:28 2013 No.4430202 File: 229 KB, 720x564, 1366952637512.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 28 00:57:29 2013 No.4430201 >>4430181 id hit that

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 28 00:59:28 2013 No.4430207 >>4430201 and by hit that, i mean the girl who's obviously puking away the calories into that chest

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 28 01:00:28 2013 No.4430211 File: 1.26 MB, 3200x2290, 13671243441201.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4430207

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 28 01:10:28 2013 No.4430227 >>4430188 >grill with child bearing hips oh man my hamburgers (captcha:cumsard interior)

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 28 01:10:28 2013 No.4430229 >>4430188 more?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 28 01:16:28 2013 No.4430242 File: 108 KB, 960x720, 1362747765367.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4430229 sorry

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 28 01:17:28 2013 No.4430244 >>4430242 she yours? congrats she is beautiful.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 28 01:18:28 2013 No.4430247 File: 95 KB, 640x432, Not this one dumbass.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4430244

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 28 01:18:28 2013 No.4430248 >>4430244 I wish. Check the filename, bruv

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 28 01:19:28 2013 No.4430250 >>4430247 that picture always makes me smile

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 28 01:27:28 2013 No.4430264 >>4430242 wow more?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 28 02:31:16 2013 No.4430368 File: 75 KB, 714x534, pompadour cockslut.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 28 03:10:29 2013 No.4430422 >>4425852 burrito + Tabasco = cake explain yourself

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 28 05:01:26 2013 No.4430621 >>4430368 dat filename

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 28 06:01:28 2013 No.4430677 >>4426149 pic implys GIR handwriting inplies Guy

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 28 19:15:29 2013 No.4433810 keep em coming

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 29 10:06:30 2013 No.4435768 File: 250 KB, 1280x696, wefa.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4430677

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 29 12:28:29 2013 No.4435996 bump for more drawings

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 29 13:20:29 2013 No.4436123 File: 27 KB, 300x299, sweating man.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >the realization that there are girls on this baord

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 29 13:23:29 2013 No.4436134 >>4436123 A lot of cunty ones too.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 29 13:45:29 2013 No.4436189 File: 39 KB, 714x534, ck0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Drawing is my thing, as you can see.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 29 13:51:29 2013 No.4436211 File: 24 KB, 200x300, 2013-04-25 13.22.35.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4436134 we prefer "feisty"

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 29 13:53:29 2013 No.4436216 File: 48 KB, 691x510, idealmeal.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'm actually pleased with how this turned out.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 29 13:56:29 2013 No.4436224 File: 313 KB, 300x182, 1323756177346.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4436216 Please tell me you don't actually wear shit like that.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 29 14:00:30 2013 No.4436237 >>4436216 Unsure if 70 year old man or tryhard hipster faggot

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 29 14:02:29 2013 No.4436248 >>4436237 tryhard hipster faggot x 4

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 29 14:02:29 2013 No.4436249 File: 48 KB, 714x534, 1366952637512.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I have a problem.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 29 14:03:30 2013 No.4436254 >>4436249 Yea, you need to cut your hair.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 29 14:04:30 2013 No.4436255 >>4436237 leave my favorite anon alone. He fought for my freedom and yours. He even lost his arms on the shores of normandy, you know before it was cool.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 29 14:04:30 2013 No.4436257 >>4436237 56 but you were close

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 29 14:10:29 2013 No.4436280 File: 36 KB, 331x334, 1315527762929.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4436237 >thinking this is hipster maybe 5-7 years ago

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 29 14:39:31 2013 No.4436400 File: 36 KB, 714x534, Untitled.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >tfw you fuck p steak every time

Anonymous Mon Apr 29 15:12:36 2013 No.4436505 [DELETED]

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Went total ideal with this stuff.

On the left
Tom Yum Soup(really, any soup with lemongrass)
A Kebab(My favorite place recently closed though..)
Urge, because I only get it on vacation and one of the few sodas I still drink.
"Cannoli cheesecake"
Veal Parmesan
And Mussels

Probably with a small bowl of the soup and then just bites of everything else.

My other ideal meal(made by my mother in law)
Cheese Bourekas,
Chicken Schnitzel, salad
and an orange.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 30 05:48:15 2013 No.4438489 >>4436255 God bless, anon.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 30 08:54:37 2013 No.4438687 the ladies of /ck/ have more varied tastes than I expected

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