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4419418 No.4419418 [Reply] [Original]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dYjUqHGQoRM

Can we have more videos like this? People that don't know how to cook, teaching how to cook.

>> No.4419436

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_DXqiSJ_Psg

>> No.4419454

>hashbrowns
it just started and my sides are nowhere to be found

>> No.4419464

>>4419454

I love this guy man. I'm sad there's only like 10 videos in his channel. I got to this video thinking it was a good tutorial, my trainwreck curiosity got me going.

>> No.4419468

>>4419436
>Peas
>Cream of chicken soup
This is up there with the kwanza cake...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=we2iWTJqo98

>> No.4419473

Can't mention Sandra Lee without her infamous Kwanzaa Cake:
(under investigation as a hate crime)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=we2iWTJqo98

>> No.4419469

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MVHuhKgcSek

One of the most depressing videos I've ever seen...

>> No.4419482

>>4419436
the most disturbing thing to me here is the instant rice

>> No.4419486

>>4419418
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dYjUqHGQoRM

"chipol-te"

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>>4419469
mother of god, I didn't realize it was MICROWAVE lasagna until he mentioned putting it in there
>mfw

>> No.4419496

>>4419418
who's the guy that was like making those cooking videos for college kids, and he was subsequently fired from his company for some obscure reason...they were the funniest

>> No.4419511

You might be talking about

Registered Sex Offender Cuisine

First, just watch one of his videos:
http://youtu.be/dxK7qzePkd4

Then, there’s the Gawker article:
http://gawker.com/weber-cooks

…in which is cited his record:
http://www.bustedoffenders.com/utah/ogden/sex-offenders/steven-eugene-reed/5887

>> No.4419515

>>4419511

YESSSSSS

>> No.4419525

>>4419511
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZKxhI4I5kq8

bahahahaha
"chiz sauce"

>> No.4419530

>>4419418
OP make sure you check out this comedy geld and related

>>4419525
>>4419511

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4419532

Also, can't forget Aria Giovanni, who says she's making an omelette:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cKXFxLPH9QE

...but do you care?

>> No.4419537

>>4419532
dem childhood fap feels

>> No.4419538

>>4419469
It's truly amazing that some people think they are good cooks when in reality they are no more than ingredient assemblers.

>> No.4419544

>>4419538
that's why when i'm cooking, i always do everything from scratch, even if it comes out tasting like shit. i just figure, if all i'm doing is assembling pre-made shit, might as well go to a restaurant or fast food joint

>> No.4419549

>>4419532
Those tits.

>> No.4419551

>>4419532
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SN__HWMUVxg

she's actually kinda charming and seems to know what she's talking about. pinch of sugar in the tomato sauce, olive oil, italian-recipe tomato paste, red wine, etc.

dry/sweet red wine, giggling about drinking some of it. i think i'm in love

>> No.4419553

>>4419544
I have nothing against cutting some corners in the name of time, but the dude could have put that in the over and it would have only taken a half hour or so more. I am glad to see people on /ck/ who enjoy cooking from scratch, though.

>> No.4419556

>>4419551
dem eyes, dem lips

>> No.4419557

>>4419532

I hope she washed her hands after she took them out of her vagina.

>> No.4419561

http://www.youtubedoubler.com/?video1=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DZKxhI4I5kq8&start1=&video2=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DhW93CV6m-JU&start2=&authorName=Roy+G+Biv

>> No.4419563

>>4419561
what in gods name is that url

>> No.4419567

>>4419563
Your just going to have to embrace the sadness man

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>>4419561
Not bad

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4419595

Wow, this thread really needs a lift. Let's make some plum cake.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ic93AKpR_pQ

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4419599

>>4419561
my sides... in space

>> No.4419611

>>4419561
This is probably the best thing to come from /ck/ in a long time

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>>4419561

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>>4419561

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>>4419436
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQKu3PcgYrU

Only the dead can know peace from this evil

>> No.4419937

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QOdEqizs3cs

This one's pretty bad. My friend felt a little queasy just watching. Note his comment about his chicken parmesan.

>> No.4419939

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wn-QP_ytqoE

Why don't you use Cube Steak, /ck/?

>> No.4419940

>>4419905
>how to be a terrible housewife

>> No.4419958

>>4419619
she was so beautiful in like 2001 or whenever too... and she just stayed hot

>> No.4419974

>>4419436
My god. I've never made anything close to chicken masala, but I can still tell that's wrong. Sandra lee is classic shitty tv cooking. She's basically a drunken bored housewife who just cooks random shit and everyone feels bad for her and just says it's good. How the fuck did she get a show?

>> No.4419978

>>4419469
It's almost like this is all he's got. Maybe his wife died and he's working with what he's got.

>> No.4419981

>>4419561
http://www.youtubedoubler.com/?video1=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DZKxhI4I5kq8&start1=0&video2=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DrrlqQ1_vZVE&start2=16&authorName=

>> No.4420025

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PlVUDtl98mA

>> No.4420028

>>4420025
That disgustingly sexy music in the beginning.

>> No.4420034

>>4420025
He's actually gotten better at cooking.

>> No.4420046

>>4420025
It's a step up for the abominable pancakes.

>> No.4420085

>>4419595
WELL WELL I WONDER WHAT HER SELLING POINT IS

>> No.4420089

>>4420025
he's only 15 so give him some slack

>> No.4420110

>>4420025
For someone that's only 15, he did a decent job.

>> No.4420126

>>4420025
He looks like a nice dude to be in high school with.

>> No.4420146

No one's posted masaokis yet?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rdnQ0nO3AcY
Every single one of his videos, good lord.

>> No.4420152

>>4420025
He's leagues ahead of my 15 year old self.

>> No.4420156

>>4420146
His videos suck because it's all just an act. If he was really like that and less scripted then it'd be far more entertaining.

>> No.4420167

>>4420025
This dude is a BOSS.

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lost http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pUzBriRqY4Y

>> No.4420186

>>4420156
It's not an act.

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>>4419561

>> No.4420253

>>4420172

THE BEST.THE BEST.THE BEST.THE BEST.

>> No.4420262

>>4419418
I don't understand what's inherently wrong about what he's doing but ok.

>> No.4420275

>>4419469
I did not read the title
SURPRISE HE MICROWAVES IT
oh my god the best

>> No.4420276

>>4420262

Not OP, but he's basically doing a cooking video on how to use prepackaged seasoning and cooking kits from the store... which in itself, is not video worthy and produces shit-tastic results.

for what he did wrong.. the list is actually too numerous... but i'll start with

using cooking spray on non stick skillet
baking chicken with no seasoning on it
hashbrown inside of an enchilada
canned enchilada sauce
bagged tortillas
doesn't steam or warm the bagged tortillas in anyway before trying to roll enchiladas.
uses a burrito fold technique for enchiladas
uses bagged shredded cheese
uses jar salsa

he'd have been better off driving to taco bell. probably more healthy, tastier, and cheaper.

>> No.4420286

>>4420276
so, really nothing is wrong with the recipe, you just think you could make something that tastes better.
also, he repeated several times hashbrowns are just something he likes

>ITT: autism

>> No.4420288

>>4420276
>uses a burrito fold technique for enchiladas
>uses jar salsa

holy fuck you have autism

>> No.4420318

>>4420288
>holy fuck you have autism

>>4420286
>so, really nothing is wrong with the recipe

>hashbrowns in enchilada

are you stupid?


No.. there is plenty wrong with that recipe. And spraying cooking spray on a non stick skillet will ruin it. The propellant in the can reacts with the teflon.

You can claim that any recipe is ok because the chef likes it and says it tastes good. But that doesn't mean there isn't anything wrong with ANY recipe in the world. You're argument is absurd. No self respecting enchilada recipe, handed down from anyone sick, old, dying mexican grandmother has ever called for fucking frozen hash browns.

If you want to say this is a great white trash recipe, then you can call it that. But in proper food circles, what he made is pretty much inedible.

>> No.4420449

>>4419469
This would be good for someone without an oven that really wanted some lasagna to feed a lady/drunk friends...I guess. Maybe. He seems like a nice guy.

>> No.4420462

>>4420449
>He seems like a nice guy.

And health conscious too!

>cottage cheese lasagna
>doesn't even season cottage cheese with thyme, oregano, basil, fennel...
>doesn't even buy low fat ricotta

>> No.4420522

>>4419937
"JaMEEma" What the fuck. I also like how his "secret recipe" is pre-made pancake mix with cinnamon and M&Ms. Fantastic.

>> No.4420524

>>4420276
Uh lots of people used bagged tortillas. Wtf man?

>> No.4420538

>>4419418
>cooking knife

>> No.4420570

>>4420524

Lots of people are fat, disgusting, lazy fuck ups too. What's your point?

>> No.4420581

>>4419974
> How the fuck did she get a show?

From Wikipedia:
"From 2001 to 2005 she was married to KB Home CEO and philanthropist Bruce Karatz.[5] Lee is the life partner of Governor of New York Andrew Cuomo; the two share a house in Chappaqua, New York"

Is this news to anyone?

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>>4419561
THE LONGER I WATCH IT THE FUNNIER IT GETS

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4420616

No one's posted SHOW TITS yet?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cppOojKBNko
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f-NG444pNJU
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBDZ4U0xsh0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l5yUlcqKrEM

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>>4419561
holyfuck

>> No.4420642

>>4420616

These are pretty interesting.

I stumbled on this guy.. He may be a redneck genius.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iP3xsBbKorQ

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>>4420172
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C8Wu3Bps9ic
these guys it right

>> No.4420662

>>4420642

OMG.. Carnitas. I would become lesbian for this woman.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nSSo_M6g2Ew&list=UUI9dGhdza3qupiV0mVNO97A&index=24

>> No.4420714

>>4419469
I thought it was going to be quicker in the microwave.. 38 fucking minutes? Why not just put it in the oven for 20-30?

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>>4420662

Wait a minute, how did this become a GOOD cooking thread?

>> No.4420726

>>4420172
Man, I can't find that guy funny.

>> No.4420762

>>4420662
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iP3xsBbKorQ

Not the type of video i was looking for, but most definitely amazing to watch.

>> No.4420777

>>4420762
>>4420719

Yeah I know it doesn't belong.. but i got there off of the chow links posted earlier and I JUST HAD TO SHARE.

Now I can't think about anything besides CARNITAS.

>> No.4420780

>>4420714

noodles probably wouldn't be cooked at that point if you did it in the oven. (he didn't pre boil the noodles)

>> No.4420782

Has henry phillips been posted yet?

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>>4419469

>> No.4420803 [DELETED] 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZKxhI4I5kq8
How has this not been posted?

>> No.4421021

Does anyone have the video on how to make Krabby Patties with the extremely autistic kid
?

>> No.4421047

>>4419561
I CAN'T BREATHE

>> No.4421098

>that cheese/salsa mix

>> No.4421379

>>4419619

I audibly laughed.

>> No.4421387

>>4420794
Noice!

>> No.4421399

Anyone have the video of that fat beast making a really disgusting macaroni salad with a couple jars of mayonnaise? It used to be posted here all the time.

>> No.4421405

>>4421399
Just for you anon.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4zw99VsoMA

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>>4421405

Thank you

>> No.4421415

>>4420642
I love this clearly obese southerner. Fucking love the south.

>> No.4421417

>>4420028
Ahahahaha

>> No.4421419

>>4421405
I just realised she gets breathless just from 'cooking' that. How can a person live like that?

>> No.4421426

>>4420662
Oh fug! chicharon in duck fat

>> No.4421435

>>4421387

You can thank the good folks over at /wsg/.

I make use of their services virtually every time I come across something too good to pass up, and that brief close up of the microwave finishing ("enjoy your meal") seemed so out of whack with the rest of the video it seemed necessary.

>> No.4421438

>>4420662
This women knows how to Mexican food.

>> No.4421442

>>4421435
I'm going to have fun with this gift. Thanks /wsg/.

>> No.4421489

>>4419561

I laughed so hard I cried, then I peed a little.

>> No.4421508

>>4419561
>>4419563
>>4419567
>>4419572
>>4419599
>>4419611
>>4419615
>>4419958
>>4421379
>>4419981
>>4420236
>>4420593
>>4420629
>>4421047
>>4421489

You can stop now.

>> No.4421585

>>4419469
>microwave for 38 minutes

I thought the whole point of microwaving food was trading off quality in exchange for quickness and easiness. If it's going to take 38 minutes, when not bake it like normal?

>> No.4421608

>>4421508
Agreed. Some fag used YouTube Doubler. Big deal.

>> No.4421690

This is ridiculous.

Basically all of that would be on the back of the Old El Paso packages he's using except for his optional chipotle lol

>> No.4421712

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PUP7U5vTMM0

>> No.4421781

this guy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mL87FChs6Po

>> No.4421848

>>4421021
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KofI6ocTLE8

>> No.4421851

>>4421690
It's chipoltay, did you hear the guy!?

...fucking CHIPOLTAY, christ.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6AO4bS1DH0o

Sweetcorn swum in the open can, even as he turned the jagged lid over in his pudgy hand. He was at home, a potato dancing in the light of the microwave as he considered his life up to that point. He'd made this recipe for the Wildcats, not that they cared. They were too busy with their parties and pursuing their dreams.

He wished he had dreams.

He wished he never saw that girl. He gripped the can lid tightly as images of that fumbling grope replayed over and over in his head.

He could end it all right now, but he wouldn't. His shoulders sagged as much as the jowls on his face as he drained the can down the sink, a few errant pieces of corn fleeing down the drain. The 'Chef' was too much of a coward to face the possibility of judgement in the afterlife, of hellfire or an eternity in oblivion to ponder his misdeed.

So he'd make his creamed corn and potatoes, sustinance enough to keep the reaper away from him. Steven might have hated his life and the mockery it had become, but it was preferable to the infinite of death, whatever it may be.

>> No.4421947

>>4419561
lol'd

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>>4420318
>propellent in the can reacts with teflon

>> No.4421977

>>4420318
>>4421963
>propellent in the can reacts with teflon

I'm legitimately curious about this.

I've been using spray type oil to cook eggs in my teflon pan for awhile now. Have I been fucking myself over or what?

>> No.4421983

>>4421848

Thanks!

>> No.4421990

>>4421977
no, the propellant is gonna evaporate very quickly, if any at all ends up in your pan.
That's why they use low molecular weight hydrocarbons as propellants.
The propellants they use might be flammable though. But that doesn't really matter because you're spraying out aerosoled oil.

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>>4421990
>That's why they use low molecular weight hydrocarbons as propellants.

>tfw i went for a philosophy degree and now cook for a living

>> No.4422087

SimplySara if noone else has posted it..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4zw99VsoMA

>> No.4422150

>>4421712
I ur 1 chippy little bugger m8

>> No.4422170

>>4422087
That is the cutest thing i have ever sen on 4chan ever.

>> No.4422175

>>4422170
Wrong post quoted. I meant >>4422014 Not simply sara, that is just heart wrenching.

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>>4422175

>tfw you post a ubiquitous 4chan picture along with some feels on a non-feels board and are validated, giving you the best feels of the day