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Hey /ck/, I got kicked out of two bars in the middle of the day yesterday.

What are you drinking?

>> No.4402665

What did you do, rummy?

>> No.4402681

>>4402665
Vodka at 6am

>> No.4402684

>>4402662

maybe you should try gay bars, they are much more tolerant of obviously intoxicated str8 guies...you might even get some free drinks out of it.

>> No.4402686

>>4402662
old crow straight from the bottle

>> No.4402691 [DELETED] 

I don't drink because I am 20 years old. :)

Lucky me I won't die of liver destruction or as a sinner who relies on the devil's milk to function.

I pray for self destructive men like you.
I really do. :(

>> No.4402693 [DELETED] 

>>4402686
>straight from the bottle
You just had to had that detail right? You think it makes you a badass?

>> No.4402694

>>4402691
Please, a lot of good Christians drink.

>> No.4402695

>>4402684
>you might even get sodomized
FTFY

>> No.4402697

>>4402691

>devil's milk.

obvious troll is REALLY PAINFULLY obvious.

>> No.4402699 [DELETED] 

>>4402694
You mean the ones from the broken branches? Those are the saddest cases because they can't be helped no mattter how hard you try :(. A non-believer, however, they are worth fighting for.

>> No.4402700

>>4402699
Way too obvious.
0/10

>> No.4402702

>>4402699
>>4402691
I know this is an obvious troll, but it's scary but this is how my christ-nigger roomates are

>> No.4402710

>>4402693
that flavor of what you drink changes based on what you drink it in

>> No.4402718 [DELETED] 

>>4402710
You mean the flavor of how others perceive you right? Because other then that you're serving me some straight Bull-shit, which straight from the anus or right on a dinner plate is STILL bullshit.

Go fuck yourself, liar.

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>>4402686
Sup guy from the other thread
>>4402691
Self destruction is key to being an alcoholic. Guess what comes with that? Intelligence. I am quite a brilliant man. So much to the point that I would rather kill myself in a slow and fun manner than deal with people like you.

>> No.4402757

>>4402743
I second that. I drink to kill brain cells to stay on the same level as the average human.

>> No.4402760

>>4402743
Left Hand brews are pretty good.

>> No.4402765

>>4402743
>claims being an alcohol
>touts shitty craft beer
nigger, you aint even trying

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>>4402760
Milk Stout and pic related were my first loves. Avery used to have a Ballsmack Baltic Porter which was one of their "fuck ups", so they only had it on tap at the brewery. Best brew I've ever had.

>> No.4402774

>>4402765
>implying you can't be an acoholic and still drink for taste

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>>4402765
I drink plastic bottle vodka most days. That's why I can definitely claim to be and alcohol.

>> No.4402782

>>4402770
Yeah. Their milk stout is my general goto stout when I just want a 6 pack and not drop for a bomber.

>> No.4402807

>>4402662
Learn how to handle your drink or tune it down you jackass.

>> No.4402810

>>4402780
Yeah, that's when I officially began to label myself an alcoholic.

>dat handle of popov for $10

>> No.4402814

>>4402774

That is in now way what alcoholism is. People on this board throw the term around to try and sound cool but the reality is they have no idea what they're talking about. No alcoholic would ever spend the money on craft beer and very rarely would an alcoholic be drinking just beer in the first place.

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>>4402807
I'm not an obnoxious asshole, I was just terribly intoxicated. It happens.

>> No.4402828

>>4402818
Not being able to handle your drink is not being able to handle your drink. No matter which way you slice it.

>> No.4402833

>>4402828
underage b&

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>>4402828
I guess I would have to agree, I can't handle my drink. Some days I drink until the drink handles me.

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>>4402833
Yeah, sure.

>>4402841
It goes that way from time to time, drinking in excess often enough will do that. Ah the days of running 5 miles drunk, I don't miss them.

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>>4402854
Being still intoxicated on workout days is great.

>> No.4402870

>>4402810
How can they even turn a profit at that price?

>> No.4402871

>>4402859
Eh. Depended on the workout for me, long distance running blew hard.

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>>4402871
I was being sarcastic. It sucks.

>> No.4402879

>>4402870
I figured it costs just a few dollars to make a bottle.

>cheap starches (potatoes)
>water
>yeast
>minimum wage employees
>plastic bottles
>huge customer base
>nearly every store in the first world keeps it in stock

>> No.4402885

>>4402876
Shit. Log runs and ruck marches were awesome to do drunk. I guess mainly from not feeling the pain as much.

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>>4402879
A bottle costs less than 5 cents to make. Think about a larger scale when you do your math.

>> No.4402892

>>4402890
There is no way it costs them a nickle to make a bottle of vodka.

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>>4402892
I meant the actual bottle. My bad. It would be around $3 to make the bottle AND fill it with vodka.

>> No.4403679

>>4402743
>I'm quite a brilliant man
Is that why you waste your life on computer and booze? You sound like a genius.

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>>4403679
Its amazing.You should try it.

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>2013
>Not drinking KBS

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>>4403693
Posting it 4 times a day does not make it better.

>> No.4403755

I'm about to have some spiced mead that my brother made me. Although, I think I have food poisoning so this might be a bad idea but I'm excited.

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>>4403699

>I can't find KBS so it isn't good

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>>4403767
>implying I'm not 2 miles away from a 100k square foot liquor warehouse.

>> No.4403791

>>4403699
pretty sure its a handful of people posting it, and its delicious

>> No.4403845

>>4403693
I happened to find it on tap, was pretty damn good.

Even if the continuous reposting may be obnoxious, at least the hype was true

>> No.4403888

>>4403699
I know what you're sayin'.

Sidenote: I am extremely excited about Founders coming to FL.