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4400623 No.4400623 [Reply] [Original]

>You will never wake up to your sweet mum making you a full english breakfast

I am so jelly, Britfags.

>> No.4400627

That looks revolting. Eating all that shit for breakfast is sure to give you a heart attack, I'd much rather stick with oatmeal.

>> No.4400629

>>4400623
American breakfast is better.

>> No.4400640

>>4400627
We actually eat it so we're full for a good time after and not shoveling food into our mouths until lunchtime, like you Americans do.

>> No.4400643

batman.jpg

>> No.4400644

>>4400623
Of course you can, just ask your mom silly

>> No.4400647

I don't live with my mom anymore.

>> No.4400664
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>your lunch will never be shaped like penguins
;_;

>> No.4400679

you can make that shit in america

toast
fried bread (in bacon, butter and/or sausage fat)
hash browns
grilled tomato
sauted mushrooms
sausages
bacon
fried eggs
baked beans

black pudding or square sausage if you're extra british

any combination of this, down to preference

>> No.4400680

The beans and tomato are completely out of place going into that dish. I never understood that. I'm okay with chopped tomato mixed in for good texture and taste, but just a whole fucking tomato for breakfast just turns me off.

The only acceptable beans with breakfast are in diner chili with a cheap steak, eggs, and hash browns.

>> No.4400692

grilled tomatoes and beans are a sweet, healthy addition to what is a essential lardfest, it's the guilty part of the fry up

>>4400680

>> No.4400701

>>4400664
We have a penguin shaped waffle maker.

>> No.4400711

Nice motorhead mug

>> No.4400723

>>4400701
I...I want to see it. googling.

>> No.4400732
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>>4400723
These are wonderful!!

you can put whatever you want in them!

>> No.4400750

>>4400629
It's more or less the same thing, but with a tomato and beans.

>> No.4400754

>>4400692
I'm with him though. Why a tomato?
I'd rather have some lettuce or something for fiber. Maybe some sort of oat-y side to take up some grease.
Why a tomato of all things, Britiain?

>> No.4400756

>>4400732
>make penguins
>they come out with blown-out bellies
This will haunt my nightmares.

>> No.4400755

>>4400664
Onigiri is so easy to make, I feel dumb for not doing it soon enough.

>> No.4400760

>>4400623
>shitty canned beans
>pasty looking tomato
>undercooked homefries
>sausages, probably awful

3/10, would pick at bacon and stare sadly at eggs

>> No.4400761

>>4400664
Realistically looks bland as fuck, there better be something substantial in those rice balls.

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4400773

>>4400756
what was empty is now whole

>> No.4400795

>>4400773
Where do they sell those at?

>> No.4400798

ah, the trashy english breakfast. getting a plateful at a greasy spoon is always a pleasure, and a good hangover cure to boot.

>> No.4400804

>>4400795
Dey all out bro.

http://www.sunbeam.com/Category.aspx?section=kitchen&cid=1844

>> No.4400830

I made this the other day. I had it around 8-9 in the morning and didn't feel like eating anything till about 2pm. Was probably the most satisfying breakfast I've ever had. Cooking the tomato in the pan and having some mushrooms for breakfast was definitely a change .

>> No.4400866

>all that shit for breakfast
Ugh I prefer my breakfast small

>> No.4400906

>>4400795

>ending a clause with a preposition

>> No.4400912
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Every Sunday I have this or a variant of it; a full enough breakfast if you ask me

for a 'merican

>> No.4400927

>>4400623
Except for the tomato which should be in slices, that looks amazing for around 11am. Breakfast is too early.

>> No.4400935

>>4400679
>you can make that shit in america

You can make it anywhere. But good to see that you are obsessed with our own country. Because not enough Americans are obsessed with America.

>> No.4400940

>>4400912
Basically the same thing.

>> No.4400949 [DELETED] 

>>4400935
No, you fucker, I only included that to contrast the English Breakfast mentioned in the OP. But good job, everyone's proud of you for meme-ing out, you're a champ lurker aren't you

>> No.4400954

>>4400949
>waaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh

>> No.4400968

>>4400623
>American bacon
>American hash browns
>jam on the toast
>no fried slice or black pudding
You
>not an American trying to troll

>> No.4400987
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>>4400623
That looks pretty small.

>> No.4401001

>>4400680
What the fuck is it with Americans and hating beans? Also
>not having a grilled tomato to cut through the grease of your food

>> No.4401002

>>4400987
That looks fucking disgusting.

Not the individual pieces, but how it was all thrown together without any planning of complimenting flavors like a pig trough.

>> No.4401010
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>>4400987
that
>big
You wouldn't last five minutes on the farm with a small brekkie like that.

>> No.4401013

I'm not so sure about having beans or tomatoes with breakfast, but I'll be god damned if mushrooms sauteed in the leftover bacon or sausage fat aren't the most delicious thing I've ever had. +1 for you, britfriends.

>> No.4401015

>>4401002
>being this pretentious
I bet you like to refer to yourself as a "foodie" too and only eat food imported from France/Italy.

>> No.4401017

>>4401010
>English Breakfast
>Can of coke

>> No.4401019

>>4401001

We don't hate beans. We hate beans slathered all over our fucking breakfast.

And if the tomato is only there to mop up grease, then why eat it?

>> No.4401021

>>4401001
>What the fuck is it with Americans and hating beans?

Fuck you, buddy. I'm an American and I eat shitloads of beans for breakfast, lunch and dinner. No joke.

>> No.4401023

>>4401017
>enough food to feed 725 people
>12-oz Coke

Bloomberg, is that you, fascist?

>> No.4401026

>>4401015
Jesus Christ, how come whenever somebody doesn't like something they're called pretentious, hipster, or a foodie?

You see, the thing about taste is that although a lot of things are generally agreed upon, the sense is truly subjective.

>> No.4401061

>>4401023
It's not a health thing, he's take a jab at them for using coke as a substitute instead of the traditional Bubblywubblyrottentoofies.

>> No.4401068
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4401068

>You will never wake up

>> No.4401081

The full english breakfast looks like shit. Who the fuck besides Brits eat fucking beans, tomatoes and mushrooms for breakfast. No, no, no-I'm proposing free Americans take over and provide something worth eating. The full Super-American breakfast, the only breakfast with more food than your dinner. Eggs, Bacon, Gravy and Biscuits, Pancakes/Waffles, Fried Apples, Grits/Oatmeal, Fresh fruit, Milk, OJ and Coffee. There's a breakfast.

>> No.4401089

>>4401026
>defending his pretentious critique of others food by saying taste is subjective
You are just the worst sort of person.

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4401092

>>4401081
>Gravy and Biscuits

>> No.4401097

>>4401081
>OJ
>milk
>in the same meal

r u trying to make me sick m8

>> No.4401140

>>4401089
I saw no pretentiousness. Are you the samefag in the Taco bell thread who called that guy a hipster for calling it dogfood?

>> No.4401165

>>4401092
I would actually like to try that.

>> No.4401184

>>4401081
Somebody forgot the hash browns.

>> No.4401254

>>4401140
No This is my only time on /ck/ in a week. Also
>I saw no pretentiousness
Are you kidding me? I guess you are a "foodie" too.

>> No.4401274

>>4401254
Saying that a mismatch of food don't sound appealing together in one meal is pretentious?

You've got to be fucking kidding me.

>> No.4401305

>>4400906
go back to /lit/ you cunt.

>> No.4401316

>>4401165
are you autistic sir?

>> No.4401529

Why do you always forget the fried bread?

>> No.4401540

Origin of corned beef hash? THAT stuff is heaven. I could eat like 3 cans everyday for breakfast...

>> No.4401654
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4401654

Step aside you filthy foreigners. America has arrived!

>> No.4401685

>>4401001
They don't have heinz baked beans.
Their own tinned baked beans in tomato sauce products are full of brown sugar and taste awful.

>> No.4401686

>>4400754

>Never had a grilled tomato with a pinch of kosher salt

It's like ultimate sweet-salty treat from Mother Nature itself.

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>>4401654

>> No.4401715

I usually just do 4 pieces of bacon, 2 eggs on 2 slices of bread, and 250 gram of baked beans. I don't know where the rumor about beans causing excessive flatulence came from, but I love them and it doesn't happen to me.

>> No.4401749

>>4401013
The beans in tomato sauce are like spaghettio's but instead of crappy pasta you get navy beans, the tomatoes fried in a pan add a hearty element. It's really well-rounded, give it a try.

>> No.4401790

Anyone that's ever eaten a full English knows how great one really is. Proper bacon, sausages, beans, mushrooms, hash browns, fried egg. Glorious meal.Yeah it's a greasy mess but it's supposed to be, it's not something people eat every day. It's a treat for when you really want a fry up

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4401793

>>4401685
Cool assumptions bro. Ever heard of Fresh and Easy? It's a store from those guys you might have heard of...Tesco. They have the beans in tomato sauce, the authentic shit in the teal can.

>> No.4401830

You need a really, really big plate to properly fit a full english on. That would be my only complaint.

>> No.4401832

>>4400623
>no black pudding

get out

>> No.4401863

for me, a full English has to have sausage, bacon, fried bread, tomato, beans, egg. hash brown and black pudding optional. and loads of good coffee. the coffee is key, if you're drinking anything else you're doing it wrong.

>> No.4401874

But my mum never does that. Only truck drivers and people who work on industrial estates (in other words, the people frequently in proximity of greasy cafes) eat those on a regular basis. I don't know whether to be jealous of them or pity them.

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4401877

>>4401832
>black pudding

>> No.4401884
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4401884

The best way to eat a full British Isles breakfast is to put everything between two slices of bread and eat it as a sandwich (a big, fuck-off sandwich).

>> No.4401887
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>>4401884
You're doing it wrong.

The bread should be so soaked in butter that you don't need to eat it with anything.

>> No.4401918

Them feels when work on a small farm run by a British lady who feeds you full English breakfasts, plus lunch and dinner.

>> No.4401956

Oh goody. It's still cool to hate on English breakfasts.

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4401960

how jelly are you right now?

>> No.4401965
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>> No.4401968
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>> No.4401974
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4401974

well?

>> No.4401977

Well today I made eggs in a basket, bacon, and green tea. As appetizing as the OP picture looks, it's a little much for a weekday. Weekend? Fuck yeah.

>> No.4401984

>>4401956
im american and i just call it breakfast

when the mood hits me i'll whip up something similar

>scrambled or fried eggs
>spiced beans
>maybe rice too, or hashbrowns
>tomatoes or apple slices
>thicktoast or scones
>sausage or bacon

>> No.4401990 [DELETED] 

>>4401984
>im american and i just call it breakfast
Yeah – you see it's not an every day breakfast outside America.

>> No.4402003

>>4401984
>im american and i just call it breakfast
Yeah – you see it's not an every day breakfast in the British Isles, so we have a special name for it.

>> No.4402020

>>4400623
I would actually eat a sausage, half the beans, the toast and one fried egg and it would be quite enough

>> No.4402022
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>> No.4402025

>>4402020
>half the beans

There are only like three beans there m8. About two tablespoons, literally.

>> No.4402028
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4402028

This is the food of the gods...

>> No.4402029

>>4402003
that's stupid
it's not a normal thing for me to eat, but
breakfast is breakfast

>> No.4402031

>>4402025
But there is so much of everything else....have to mention I'm actually on a cut right now

>> No.4402035

>>4402029
Giving special things special names is not stupid. Be thankful to us that you inherited our language – and show it and us some respect.

>> No.4402065
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4402065

>Full English
>Not a full Scottish

>> No.4402077

mex-american breakfast best of all

chorizo and eggs
refried beans with cheese
corn tortillas
pico de gallo
chiles en escabeche
mexican style rice
few slices of avocado

>> No.4402082

>>4401274
>Saying that a mismatch of food don't sound appealing together in one meal is pretentious?
It's like I'm being trolled

>> No.4402086

>>4401863
>coffee
How does it feel to commit treason?

>> No.4402087

>>4401874
What an elitist faggot.

>> No.4402092

>>4401956
It's still cool for pretentious twats to hate on all British food.

>> No.4402094

>>4402077
gringo here, and i approve this message.

>> No.4402096

>>4402022
Look out, Strayas arrived....cunts.

>> No.4402098

>>4402065
>no square sausage
>Scottish
Get tae fuck yae wee inglish fairy

>> No.4402154

>>4401010
>tfw dieting and vegetarian but looking at this makes me drool so bad im torn between ignoring it and getting a plate that big and filling it with a full english and a loaf of bread

>> No.4402167

What are the red things at the left in >>4401010?

>> No.4402174

>>4402167
They are a new import from the new world. I believe the sailors call them "tomatoes".

>> No.4402598
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4402598

>>4401092
every fucking time.

>> No.4402673

Waitwaitait.

Tomatoes are considered sweet across the pond? The fuck?

>> No.4402677

>>4402673

You've never eaten a good tomato if you've never had a sweet one.

Protip: The tomatoes from a supermarket usually suck. They're picked while they are still green so that they look nice and red when they're on the shelf. They may look good, but they don't taste good.

>> No.4402687

>>4401974

>Richmond sausages

Sort it the fuck out, son.

>> No.4402998

>>4400754
Cooked tomato and egg is one of the great breakfast combos.

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4403007

That's how a real breakfast should be. Fuck breakfast sausage though, shit's haggard.

>> No.4403008

>jelly
Why it looks like a disgusting plate of vomit

>mum
Britbong detected

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4403009

Just made this. U jelly

>> No.4403015

>>4403009
that's some fine fibre you got in your meal there. Jelly.

>> No.4403145

>>4401793

>Ever heard of Fresh and Easy?

It's closing.

>> No.4403175

like the us doesn't have most of those items available as breakfast foods

>> No.4403189

Why would you want shitty beans in there?

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4403202

Nothing says "breakfast" like soaking your toast and eggs in baked beans juice.

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>>4403202
>DON'T LET MY FOOD TOUCH

Are you five?

>> No.4403222

>>4403217

Drenching something in disgusting bean goo is different from "touching".

>> No.4403223

>>4403222
So, you are five. Thanks for replying.

>> No.4403227

>>4403223
Man, that's one sad logical fallacy.

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>>4403227
Eggs can not soak "bean juice" and the toast is not touching anything.

Are we talking talking about logistics, now?

>> No.4403236 [DELETED] 

>>4403227
>logical fallacy
You sound like a teen

>> No.4403237

>>4403236
Two minutes ago he was five. Silly Brits.

>> No.4403242

>>4402028
Correct sir, but it is improved even further with mango and yoghurt.

>> No.4403251

>>4403242

yog-hurt sounds like cool w-hip to me

>> No.4403301

>>4400623
Make that bitch a full Irish breakfast get some pudding.

>> No.4403357

No hash browns in a English, OP

jus' sayin'

>> No.4403375

A+ on the mug and A for the breakfast . would devour/10

>> No.4404051

>>4403237
>logical fallacy
You sound like a teen

>> No.4404056

>>4402174
>tomatoes the size of a coke can

OK