I found an octopus in the freezer, what should I do with it?

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Anonymous Fri Apr 5 15:55:10 2013 No.4369926 [Reply] [Original]

I found an octopus in the freezer, what should I do with it?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 5 15:57:10 2013 No.4369932 go to the fun fair, watch a film, catch a game of baseball. Just share interests and take things slow.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 5 15:59:10 2013 No.4369939 >>4369932 it won't respond when I poke it, I think it might be dead, gutted and frozen

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 5 16:09:10 2013 No.4369967 Do you know how it got there?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 5 16:13:10 2013 No.4369978 >>4369967 there was another one next to it, I suspect it wanted to take its date to some cool place

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 5 16:13:10 2013 No.4369979 put it on the kitchen desk, wait two weeks, and if noone claims it, it's legally yours

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 5 16:15:10 2013 No.4369984 >>4369967 Is this not it's natural habitat?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 5 16:19:10 2013 No.4369992 File: 71 KB, 640x480, 130405-221753.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] It looked sad, so I put it in some water. What now?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 5 16:21:10 2013 No.4369999 >>4369992 Scare someone with it. I'd run.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 5 16:34:10 2013 No.4370036 Throw it on the ice at a Red Wings game.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 5 16:36:10 2013 No.4370044 >>4369992 dry it and massage it, while sprinkling it with whole-wheat flour the longer the better, half an hour at least > not even kidding then throw it in a pan

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 5 16:39:10 2013 No.4370052 >>4370044 oh, cut it up first of course the sac is good, but i'd forgo the bits around the mouth if I were you

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 5 16:41:11 2013 No.4370061 >>4370044 don't feel like treating it so badly? fine after the massage let it relax for about three hours in a rice vinegar bath. serve it a glass of mirin too if you feel like it

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 5 16:42:10 2013 No.4370065 File: 6 KB, 230x219, minime.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4370061 and only THEN cut it up and throw it in a pan

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 5 16:52:10 2013 No.4370098 File: 70 KB, 640x480, 130405-225055.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4370044 It does look a bit tense, massage it is.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 5 16:56:10 2013 No.4370118 >>4370098 that pic cries out for an ISHYGDDT to be added to it

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 5 17:03:10 2013 No.4370144 File: 58 KB, 640x480, 130405-230027.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4370098 good call, it seems way more relaxed now

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 5 17:05:10 2013 No.4370150 >>4370144 I did mean it when I said half an hour

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 5 17:05:10 2013 No.4370152 >>4370144 bath tiem now?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 5 17:10:10 2013 No.4370168 File: 61 KB, 640x480, 130405-230804.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4370144 HOLY SHIT IT'S CRYING I'M SO SORRY THIS WAS GOING SO WELL WHAT DO I DO

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 5 17:13:10 2013 No.4370176 >>4370168 http://www.mesa.edu.au/molluscs/molluscs_06.asp

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 5 19:07:10 2013 No.4370439 File: 60 KB, 466x383, 130406-010218.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] trying to fix things with a jacuzzi

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 5 19:09:11 2013 No.4370444 I like where this thread is going.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 5 19:18:10 2013 No.4370465 MOAR OP

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 5 19:26:10 2013 No.4370484 File: 84 KB, 640x480, 130406-012450-0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I feel like it's warming up to me

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 5 19:30:10 2013 No.4370500 do you eat those octotatos or are they there for some other magical purpose?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 5 19:30:10 2013 No.4370499 >>4370484 O-onii-chan... W-what are we going to do in the p-potato bath?~

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 5 19:31:10 2013 No.4370502 >>4370484 It's mooning you OP, what do?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 5 19:35:10 2013 No.4370520 >>4370484 sharpie in pooper

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 5 19:36:10 2013 No.4370526 >>4370520 +timestamp

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 5 19:42:10 2013 No.4370545 File: 80 KB, 640x480, 130406-013531.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] there's some noticeable shrinkage going on, how embarrassing. >>4370500 they're yellow carrots and leeks, they're for eating

>>	That Guy Fri Apr 5 19:44:10 2013 No.4370553 File: 476 KB, 500x344, laughing-patrick-spongebob-spongebob-squarepants-Favim.com-236895_large.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >this thread

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 5 19:44:10 2013 No.4370555 >>4370545 She's trying to protect her rear.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 5 19:45:10 2013 No.4370556 File: 303 KB, 1280x960, photo0107.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4370545 A challenger appears.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 5 19:46:10 2013 No.4370564 File: 90 KB, 640x960, 1363897691434.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4370556

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 5 19:46:16 2013 No.4370562 >>4370556 Is it alive?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 5 19:47:10 2013 No.4370568 >>4370556 What is that? An eel?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 5 19:47:10 2013 No.4370572 File: 338 KB, 1280x960, photo0106.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4370568 A lamprey.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 5 19:48:11 2013 No.4370579 >>4370572 Wow WOW

Anonymous Fri Apr 5 19:48:11 2013 No.4370578
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>>4370556
I actually screamed, I have never been so terrified of a foodstuff before. OMG, I just noticed it's sucker seems to be working It might try to attack. OMG OMG OMG

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 5 19:49:11 2013 No.4370581 File: 265 KB, 960x1280, photo0108.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4370556 >>4370562 >>4370564 >>4370578 BAD END.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 5 19:50:10 2013 No.4370584 >>4370581 Drink the blood. You'll have his strength.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 5 19:51:10 2013 No.4370589 >>4370581 Wait. Are you killing those things yourself? This thread is amazing, those are going to come out really well.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 5 19:53:10 2013 No.4370594 >>4370581 I'm afraid that's about it, I didn't take more pictures, I'll see if they still have some of the little bastards tomorrow.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 5 19:54:10 2013 No.4370599 >>4370589 >Are you killing those things yourself? Well yeah, cut the tail to drain the blood, so they have to be alive to get the blood pumping.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 5 19:54:10 2013 No.4370600 File: 88 KB, 640x480, 130406-014806.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4370520

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 5 19:56:10 2013 No.4370614 File: 50 KB, 428x510, 333.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4370600 >that drawing.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 5 19:57:10 2013 No.4370619 >>4370600 lol'd

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 5 19:57:10 2013 No.4370620 File: 72 KB, 1280x720, [Doremi].Hyouge.Mono.20.[D17FF871].mkv_snapshot_05.51_[2013.02.10_21.24.16].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4370600 Mein Gott.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 5 19:57:10 2013 No.4370621 >>4370599 Nice.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 5 19:57:10 2013 No.4370618 >>4370600 this thread is going places

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 5 19:59:10 2013 No.4370625 >>4370581 What would cooking with lamprey even be like? Seems like they'd be a lot more gelatinous than regular fish

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 5 20:00:10 2013 No.4370632 >>4370600 LOL OP DELIVERS!

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 5 20:01:10 2013 No.4370638 >>4370625 Actually, it feels a lot more meaty than regular fish, it also doesn't have any bones, just a long nerve in the middle.

>>	That Guy Fri Apr 5 20:02:10 2013 No.4370642 File: 51 KB, 359x305, 1361775669284.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4370600

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 5 20:02:10 2013 No.4370641 Oh lawd!

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 5 20:02:10 2013 No.4370644 >>4370638 Do you have to remove the nerve, or is it good to eat?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 5 20:05:10 2013 No.4370653 >>4370644 Remove it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 5 20:06:10 2013 No.4370654 File: 64 KB, 500x313, lvl 100 stealth.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4370600 10/10

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 5 20:09:10 2013 No.4370670 >>4370644 If I manage to get another one, I'll make a thread to show how to prepare it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 5 20:10:11 2013 No.4370674 >>4370670 Thanks, that would be really cool.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 5 20:16:10 2013 No.4370704 what happened with the octopus?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 5 20:17:10 2013 No.4370709 >>4370704 I think OP is still cooking it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 5 20:19:10 2013 No.4370721 File: 54 KB, 640x480, 130406-021754-0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4370704 It wouldn't soften up to me so I was forced to act violently

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 5 20:20:10 2013 No.4370722 >>4370721 And I though I was cruel for bleeding a lamprey alive.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 5 20:21:10 2013 No.4370724 >>4370721 >abuse I'm calling the police.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 5 20:30:10 2013 No.4370753 File: 84 KB, 347x640, 7173457736_00f543bbfa_z.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4370721 I like it when you act violently. Do it with fornicate with me and the octopus over a nice bottle of .... something

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 5 20:36:10 2013 No.4370771 File: 69 KB, 640x480, 130406-023158.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4370724 now now, let us not get hasty, I only get angry because I care so much

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 5 20:37:10 2013 No.4370777 >>4370771 How sweet <3. Maybe you should add a kg of sugar like most food companies. "it will totally rid yourself of all cancers"

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 5 20:43:10 2013 No.4370799 >>4370753 I'm taking a wine appreciation class and we talked about this wine. >dat derre high dolla Bordeaux shit

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 5 20:46:10 2013 No.4370809 >>4370799 which is why we should the winery and drink it all before it's bottled. um, to make 100% sure of the quality and to assume it's sold for only the most qualified for highway robbery!

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 5 20:47:10 2013 No.4370815 >>4370809 Also bad English in-coming.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 5 20:48:10 2013 No.4370817 >>4370809 that kind of wine isn't optimal when you drink it right after it's bottled. you need to give it some years to mellow out.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 5 20:56:10 2013 No.4370837 >>4370817 matter of opinion but most people would say a good Bordeaux should age 2-3 years

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 5 20:58:10 2013 No.4370840 >>4370809 you mean for us to barge in and drink every last drop... I like the way you think friend.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 5 20:59:10 2013 No.4370844 >>4370722 It's okay. sea creatures, much like chickens, are evil and thus deserve to die.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 5 21:06:10 2013 No.4370859 >>4370837 depends on the bottle. a lower end bordeaux, sure. and I don't mean that in a negative way. everyday wines are the most important wines.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 5 21:09:11 2013 No.4370867 >>4370859 agreed. I'm not sure but I think that bottle can be aged like 20 years.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 6 05:48:10 2013 No.4371547 File: 62 KB, 640x480, 130406-114529.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Today, I woke up next to this, what on earth did I do last night?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 6 05:49:10 2013 No.4371551 >>4371547 Looks like someone tried masturbating with a frozen octopus.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 6 06:01:11 2013 No.4371563 File: 97 KB, 640x480, 130406-115952.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I guess the least I can do is make it some breakfast

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 6 06:06:10 2013 No.4371571 >>4371547 Is it still alive?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 6 06:10:10 2013 No.4371576 File: 95 KB, 640x480, 130406-120859.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4371571 what kind of a question is that? poor thing is just shy

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 6 07:54:10 2013 No.4371686 Marry me OP.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 6 08:01:11 2013 No.4371693 >>4371686 He won't, he's already consumed his marriage with the octopus.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 6 08:06:10 2013 No.4371701 I hope you put sriracha on that fucker

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 6 08:07:10 2013 No.4371705 this thread warms my cockles.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 6 08:20:10 2013 No.4371719 File: 20 KB, 640x480, 130406-141631.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I...I...I... OCTOPUS-KUN DO YOU REALLY MEAN THAT~

>>	Smith the CIA Agent Sat Apr 6 08:29:10 2013 No.4371723 File: 909 KB, 476x253, 1363319567780.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 6 08:59:10 2013 No.4371765 >>4371719 W-what is happening

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 6 09:05:11 2013 No.4371773 >>4371719 okay I lol'd

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 6 09:30:10 2013 No.4371793 File: 414 KB, 594x500, toasting-in-epic-bread.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] archive this thread, it's pure gold

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 6 09:34:10 2013 No.4371796 >>4371793 le epic meme xD

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 6 09:36:10 2013 No.4371802 >>4371796 >>>/s4s/

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 6 09:50:10 2013 No.4371814 >>4371793 And now you ruined it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 6 12:36:10 2013 No.4372100 >>4371796 >>>/b/

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 6 18:54:59 2013 No.4373160 Too soon to die.

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