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>Go to dollar store for some make-up
>Decide to look around for kitchen gear
>Pick up a quality icing spatula
>Continue shopping
>Feel my hoodie being lifted from my back
>Turn around, expecting some creepy fag or someone I know
>Cop
>There's another
>There's about eight of them

>> No.4360150

>Go to dollar store for some make-up

Oh jesus fucking christ, sceak. Go die already.

>> No.4360149

Am I missing something?

>> No.4360154

>"Do you have a knife?"
>Continue patting me
>WTF?
>Uh, why?
>"Someone said you were walking around the aisles with a knife, and they called us."
>Cop makes it to my carry-on
>Go for a ride
>They let me go
>Call the store and ask what's up and if I can go back
>Manager says it's cool

>> No.4360159

Great. Now I have to buy a knife.

>> No.4360164

Turns out some lady told them I was walking around with a knife, and the manager did see me with something that could've been a knife, so they called the cops.

He asked the cashier to apologize for the incident.

>> No.4360165

>>4360159
wat

>> No.4360168

>>4360164
And why exactly are you posting this on /ck/?

>> No.4360170

go ahead and bump your own thread even though no one's asking for clarification you attention slut

>> No.4360173

you know what I really like about the new 4chan?

the hide thread feature.

I don't even need to sage

>> No.4360186

>>4360173
I still feel obligated to be a hero for others who don't know better

>> No.4360193

>Go to dollar store for some make-up
Goddamit sceak why are you pretending to be a girl? We all know you're a sad lonely fag.

>> No.4360207

>>4360147

Sceak, please make a note to self, that creepy ass fuk'ers like you really shouldn't be out in public.

>> No.4360211

>>4360168
he has no friends, it's human nature to want to tell someone about your day.

>> No.4360218

>>4360211

>Sceak
>barely human


not really sure what your on about.

>> No.4360225

>>4360147
>>4360154

Do you live in Britain or something?

I can push a cart full of axes, guns, knives and food out of one store where I live.

>> No.4360229

>>4360165

They confiscated my carry-on.

>> No.4360239

>>4360225
No he doesn't. Go choke on a gun.

>> No.4360265

>>4360229
Just get a rape whistle

>> No.4360274

Should've just stabbed them

>> No.4360296

ermahgerd guys COPS omg DX brb vomitting lol

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4360302

>>4360147
>Go to dollar store for some make-up

a recipe for chemical burns and/or disease

>> No.4360324

How come you manage to evade so many fucking bans for shitposting, sceak?

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4360326

>dollar store for make-up

>> No.4360328

>>>/lgbt/

>> No.4360330

Are you from the UK?

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4360357

Sceak, I hope you get untreatable AIDs.

>> No.4360387
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4360387

>>4360225
He lives in Canada, I think. And so do I.

One Halloween, a few soccer moms called the cops on me for wearing this symbol. I did get stopped twice, and they were fairly chill about it.

>> No.4360400

One question: what is a "sceak"