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Hey /ck/ I come here with a request. Now originally I'm from /o/ but I think you can help me with this more than they can. So, me and my girlfriends anniversary is this Sunday and I want to make something that she will absolutely love. She's not a vegetarian so there's no restrictions. just something to impress her. In return tits.

>> No.4359113

>>4359103
>In return tits.
and you claim you come from a blue board

>> No.4359119

>>4359103
thanks for those tits bro

>> No.4359123
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4359123

give me a protein she enjoys and I will give you a recipe.

>> No.4359125

That girl is actually so fucking ugly ugh

>> No.4359127

haha i wasn't gonna reply until i saw those awesome tits! thanks bro

>> No.4359133

>>4359125
0/10
Faggot

>> No.4359138

>>4359123
steak.

>> No.4359163

>>4359127
I wouldn't say they are awesome tits at all, but she is young and kind of cute and I wouldn't kick her out of bed.

>> No.4359200

ribeye steak, creamed spinach, baked potato a bottle of red wine and chocolate covered strawberries
The morning of: make the chocolate covered strawberries by selecting several large fresh strawberries and setting aside. Melt 1/2 cup of coconut oil in 1/3 cup cocoa powder and 1/2 cup of honey in a small pot over low, stirring until well mixed. Dip the berries in the chocolate and place on a cooling rack over a cookie sheet. Place chocolate covered berries in the refrigerator to solidify. The afternoon of: place your steak out on the counter in a dish an hour before you mean to cook it. Brush the steak in melted butter on both sides and then sprinkle with salt and pepper all over. Next bake potatoes at 350 F for 1 1/2 hours (washed russet Idaho potatoes pricked with a fork, wrapped in foil). While the potatoes are cooking (the last 30 minutes or so) Melt a tablespoon of butter or bacon fat in a skillet over medium and add a lb of fresh spinach and 3 cloves of garlic (smashed and chopped) to the skillet and stir to coat. Saute about three minutes and then add 1 cup of heavy cream to the spinach. Stir and reduce the heat to low, cover the skillet and simmer about 20 minutes until the cream is absorbed/reduced. Set spinach aside (you can reheat it on the stove to rewarm it while the steak rests. After the potatoes are baked, take them out and set them aside. Put a cast iron skillet in the oven and turn the oven to 500 F. while it is heating up, set a burner to high (if you use an electric stove). Once it has come to temp in the oven put the iron skillet on top of the stove on the high burner and sear the steak on both sides for 30 seconds per side then place the steak in the oven for 1:00 to 2:00 a side (depending on if you want it rare or medium rare) remove the steak from the skillet, place on a plate to rest, rewarm the spinach and unwrap the potatoes. serve

>> No.4359203

>>4359103
moar?

>> No.4359218

You sound like a working class chump. I bet you thought it would be a "great idea", how you would wake up to a sloppy, hearty blowjob in return for making this slut dinner, to start off your long day of hard honest labor. Maybe, you even had a couple thoughts about all the other nifty little issues in your relationship you could solves with this act, how it would help you save money on going out to eat, help her shed a few pounds maybe, boost your confidence at the bar around her friends. Yeah, maybe some time in the kitchen would start your life cooking again, wouldn't it? I can see your strained hands holding hers and trying to look confident as you guide her towards the candlelit dinner table with a bottle of sparkling wine. A little bit pricey, but you're the type of guy who thinks everything is more than you can spend, aren't you. And think about what will happen to you. Think about how she'll one day fuck you over, and make you clean up your kitchen like a useless bitch. "DIY". Piece of shit, you've been repeating those three words your whole life, haven't you. Yeah, how was work after that piece of shit fucked you over? Made you wash all those dishes after you slaved away preparing a meal for her? I bet it was on your mind the whole day, you probably didn't say shit to nobody. Can't be telling people about your mistakes. How your little fix yourself plan, failed you. Don't want people to start thinking you're the failure. You're the piece of shit, all along. You don't want that do you? You don't want to be the piece of shit everybody secretly whispers about, do you? Was your father a piece of shit like you? I bet he never cooked meals for some slut like a bitch. He had a woman, a house, a damn good office job. I bet it's eating you the fuck alive, isn't it. Comparing yourself to him. How one day when that slut runs our of your life, you'll discover how you're nothing more than burnt shit to be scrapped off and thrown in the trash.

>> No.4359243

>>4359103

Somebody should tell her that you can see her nipples there.

>> No.4359251

>>4359200
>>4359218
saved

>> No.4359270

>>4359218
fuck

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4359278

>>4359218
Damn.

>> No.4359281

>>4359218
>virgin babble

>> No.4359285

>>4359251
>>4359270
>>4359278
>>4359281

Don't discourage, he's on a roll...

>> No.4359287

>>4359218
copypasta material

>> No.4359290

>>4359270
>>4359278
>>4359281

I figured if any board could recognize pasta when they see it... it'd be this one.

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4359294

>>4359200
>>4359218

THAT folks is a classic example of Bipolar Disorder.

>> No.4359295

>>4359290
What is with people feeling like they have to point copypastas out? wow you guys have street cred and have seen it before... let other people enjoy it, you don't look cool for spending lots of time on 4chan and knowing the "ropes".

Wow, I wish I was you. You probably talk to people about Catcher in the Rye and To Kill a Mockingbird and other highschool literature and think you are so fucking intelligent and deep. You aren't. You are a faggot that has to ruin the fun for everyone else with the premise that if everyone is as unhappy as you, life has meaning and will get better.

But no one can be as unhappy as you, because you wallow in a shit and self-pity filled ditch that you dug out with your own mouth you fat fucking loser. Hey guys, I'll tell you how this movie ended... no that I actually saw it with friends in public, rather I downloaded it and saw it in my dank fucking basement with tinfoil blocking out the windows so I don't have to see the real world reflecting on my monitor as I see how much gold I can mine or something as equally time-wasting and asinine.

Yet you still think you are superior. I bet you also sage threads and feel like the god damn enforcer of the internet. Well you know what buddy, you can have your tiny, fictitious internet niche while I choose to live and enjoy the company of others.

You are what is wrong with 4chan, the internet, the world, and the existence of matter and we all see you for what you are you fucking dipshit faggot asshole. Why do you even have caller display, let alone a phone? NO ONE CALLS YOU.

>> No.4359298

>>4359290
I did recognize it as copy pizza but still. Fuck.

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4359305

>>4359295
I'd copy and paste this for later if I could...

>> No.4359307

>>4359305
It's also copy pasta as well.

>> No.4359315

>>4359295

You're an idiot if you get on my bad side. I'll get my revenge on you in some way, I can guarantee that to you. I'll confide in sources you don't know existed, I'll take charge and have my own personal army fucking your shit up, ripping you to shreds, letting them have their rightful piece of you if you aren't smart enough to stay on my go0d side. I don't attack innocent people, but if you dare take a hit at me, your shit will get fucked up. Huge reality check for you, and I won't give up until you're so miserable you can't even cry. People know not to make me mad in person, bad things happen. You little internet bitches are just starting to realize. If you give me one piece of information, no matter how miniscule it may seem, I can use that to build a whole web of shit around you, and there is no escape. I won't stop.

>> No.4359330

>>4359113
Wait, doesn't "blue" mean pornographic? Am I just getting this joke now?

>> No.4359333

>>4359125
she's cute fuck you

>> No.4359334

>>4359330
it means safe for work

>> No.4359337

>>4359334
Yeah but, and this is the humorous bit, "blue" in other contexts means "pornographic" (e.g. blue films) so I guess it's a joke or perhaps just a coincidence