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Anonymous Sun Mar 31 22:34:21 2013 No.4358072 [Reply] [Original]

Workplace Secrets thread?
When I worked as a dishwasher at Applebees we would often run out dishsoap, so we would switch to laundry detergent to wash dishes.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 31 22:36:21 2013 No.4358076 I work at an office place. People who work with the public secretly hate everyone.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 31 22:50:20 2013 No.4358098 File: 75 KB, 560x375, ck.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] When I have to come in early to do food prep I always stick my dick in the mashed potatoes.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 31 22:51:20 2013 No.4358099 I work in a warehouse that supplies bulk foods to organic retailers, when some of our food gets weevils in it we put it in a freezer to kill them and repackage it then sell it. Consumers are eating weevils without knowing it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 31 22:52:21 2013 No.4358102 >>4358099 Ever since I brought home 2 pounds of flour full of weevils, I've always thrown my new flour in the freezer for 2 weeks after buying it, weevils or not. Ever since then, no more weevils.

sage Sun Mar 31 22:55:20 2013 No.4358104

Honeybaked ham here. The "reservation codes" they give you are a total scam. There is no ham reserved for you, we just give it out to make customers feel special. It's literally meaningless and does not guarantee you a ham of a certain size. We sell what we have available.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 31 23:02:21 2013 No.4358118 >>4358076 That's not really a secret

Anonymous Sun Mar 31 23:06:21 2013 No.4358128

When I used to work in tech support I would intentionally antagonize people on the phone when they were acting like assholes, try to get them royally pissed off, then take great pleasure in flagging their system/account saying that they were abusive, threatening or using excessive profanity.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 31 23:08:20 2013 No.4358131 >>4358128 Tech support guy here. I love you.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 03:47:21 2013 No.4358502 Cable guy. I can't just give you a free box or modem. Shit's locked down by the serial numbers and inventoried. If I don't have it on my weekly inventory, I pay for it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 04:02:20 2013 No.4358519 >>4358502 Muh tx power

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 04:04:20 2013 No.4358522 Shop I work in had to do a product recall on almonds because they had salmonella on them, they were supposed to get destroyed. My boss made me mix them into the mixed nuts we sell in bulk and some went into making muesli.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 04:05:20 2013 No.4358524 >>4358098 Please tell me the city you work in so I can never eat there again.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 04:15:20 2013 No.4358536 >>4358522 the fuck That can kill someone, seriously. Fuck your boss and fuck you for listening to him.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 04:21:21 2013 No.4358546 >>4358128 Wish I could do that in my previous tech support job. I'd do that shit for free.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 04:26:20 2013 No.4358553 >>4358536 From memory it was about 4 tons of almonds we recalled, about $25,000 wholesale. Our supplier refunded us the full amount but still we resold them.

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