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>ban guns
start stabbing people
>ban knives
start throwing food at each other
>ban food
http://m.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-essex-21923218

good job Britain, you just banned yourself to death

btw, I had a hotdog and some freedom fries for lunch.
what is the rest of the free world eating?

>> No.4341951

Tears.

>> No.4341950
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4341950

Breakfast tacos

>> No.4341958

>britfats so desperate to hurt each other they're resorting to pancake stabbings

Why do they even have triangular pancakes? That takes more work than just serving a fucking round pancake.

>> No.4341963
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>>4341942
fucking britbongs

>> No.4341964

>>4341942
>"We're happy to make clear that flapjacks of all shapes and sizes continue to have our full backing."

I think i shit myself.

>> No.4341965
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4341965

>>4341942
>Flapjacks
>"Please ban triangles; only have square or rectangular ones"
>mfw britfags can't make a fucking round pancake.

>> No.4341967

Sorry, what? Why do people keep using the term pancake? A flapjack is completely unrelated to a pancake.

>> No.4341968
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>>4341950
i think you mean freedom clams

>> No.4341972

Next thing you know they're going to start making all their food clear so you can see any disguised weapons that might be lurking within.

>> No.4341976

I'm going to get pointed and laughed at for trying to be sensible, but... isn't this just a case of "if you start throwing flapjacks around, then we'll take them away"?

>> No.4341978

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-tyne-21927889

Ban on teeth upcoming, guys.

>> No.4341979

>>4341967

Britfag here.

England: Flapjacks are what flapjacks actually are, as in the baked oaty things.

America: Flapjacks are what we call "Scotch pancakes", which are those little pancakes that are kind of soft and thick.

>> No.4341982

>>4341972
It'll be a cold day in Hell before those faggy Euro's get Crystal Pepsi back before us merricans!

>> No.4341984

>>4341976
No, this is a case of "no pointy things allowed"

>> No.4341995

>>4341979
Your definitions do not discount your retardation.

>> No.4341997

>>4341995
I have no idea what you're saying. There's a definition of a flapjack right there in the article.

>> No.4342001

>>4341982
>>4341972

It begins.

http://www.hulu.com/watch/291086

>> No.4342000

Listen fellow "britfags", I don't know if you are a troll, stupid, have defective tastebuds, or just plain racist but can you *please* go back to /b/ or where you dragged your knuckles from. It is obvious you have a serious issue and I don't get why you have to shitpost like that.

We get it, you are incredibly racist, only drink Pepsi, and are a 32 year old basement dwelling, chronic masturbating, shitposting neckbeard. That doesn't mean you have to shit on things that other people like just because you have ZERO fucking passion in life and can't stand to see people actually show any positive emotion or *gasp* excitement about something that doesn't involve Taco Bell or a new working Brazers password or something as fucking pedestrian and retarded like that.

I mean do you even like triangle flapjacks? Why ban them? Oh, so you can try to "rustle my jimmies" and "umad" me because I found something that I gives me one fucking iota of pleasure in life. My life has been pretty fucking tough and I don't need this kind of shit on 4chan when I just come on to have civil discourse and not have to be insulted by some piece of shit like you.

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>>4341968
Freedom clams with fresh corn tortillas, eggs, beans, chiles, and cheddar.

Fuck yer.

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>>4342000
What the fuck are you even talking about?

>> No.4342013

>>4342000
Dude, you are totally misusing a new copypasta that was handed down to us for a reason. You suck.

>> No.4342014

>>4342001
i've been looking for that forever. thank you.

>> No.4342019

>>4342007
That is one of two good copypastas we have acquired in the last 24 hours. Be thankful.

>> No.4342028

>>4342019
What was the other one?

>> No.4342052

>>4341978
What in the blazes? Somehow a bunch of english drunken hillbillies managed to pin Greatjon Umber to the floor and bite his ear off?

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>>4342052

Yeah, pretty much.

>> No.4342262

>>4341978
they're not going to need the teeth anyway once all the food is banned