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So tonight I attended an art show with over 200+ people.

I had my own display, honey wine and honey wine products. You were my inspiration ck. You were.

'Local Tea'
CLOM honey wine (family secret)
water
locally farmed licorice
honey
molasses
white vinegar
lemon juice

Honey Beer
1/2 CLOM honey wine
1/2 fermented hops

'Irish Coffee'
1/2 Coffee
1/2 CLOM honey wine

Here is a pic of the display in their bar area ^_^

I ran out of product half way through lol

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A bigger pic of the set-up at the bar

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Just going to dump the art

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>> No.4338948

Where was this art show?

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>>4338948
In San Jose. Seed: Origin of Inspiration

It was the best time I had all year. I got everyone wasted on my honey wine. Which I perfected learning from this community right here.

Thank you anons. And God Bless 4chan

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>> No.4338953

>>4338950
Okay. I asked because there was an art show in my campus town today but I live across the country. Thought you may have been someone I know.

transmetropolitan ftw btw

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>> No.4338956

>What a pretentious art show

Good job anon tough !

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Good job, OP. Glad you did well. Just wish folks could realize there is a lot of good that comes with the bad.

8/10 would drink your mead.

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>>4338953
cheers!

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>>4338956
Thanks man, thank Moot and the mods and even the Janitors who clean up after our messes

>> No.4338962

>>4338950
Teach me your ways. Let me become your apprentice.

>> No.4338963

>>4338958
I wish you could drink my mead dude. I have been calling it honey wine to the others.

Mead just takes too long to explain, so I call it honey wine and it works.

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>>4338962
I literally have a couch you can crash on for the summer

If you want to work hard, sweat and have a good time on the way come out to Silicone Valley. We're about to hit a renaissance

Drop me an e-mail address and I'll get in touch. Totally serious I can put you up for a week at least in some capacity or another.

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Come to California...

It's nice here

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>>4338963
>so I call it honey wine and it works
Of course.

Stick around. I'll have another cocktail for ya.
We shall meet again.

>> No.4338970

>>4338965
Not the guy you're replying to but fuck that sounds cool.

Actually I'm >>4338953

I've started making mead as well. My first batch isn't too bad. Stronger than I intended. Gonna try a melomel next time for balanced sweet and bitter flavours.

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>>4338969

>> No.4338973

>>4338970
A lambic mead is my next project after I make a sugarcane batch.

At the art show, some dude I poured beer for gave me a stick of real sugarcane. I carried it around like a shillelagh half the night until my partner took it away lol.

I'm going to clean it, chop off the ends and make wine out of it. Get local with your brew dude. I harvest locally farmed licorice plants right now. and get my honey locally.

>> No.4338974

>>4338973
I'm in a beard club and me one of the members have been talking about a microbrewery with mead being a side product to sell using local honeys. I live in ky and there's beekeepers fucking errrrrrrywhere with more honey than they know what to do with.

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>>4338973
Really, I should make Rum out of this sugarcane.

That would be the tits

>> No.4338976

>>4338974
If you smuggle me honey I will hook you up with literally gallons and gallons and gallons of honey wine, honey beer, local tea, irish coffee

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>>4338976
Don't tell me some one is raping your honey. CO here and there's more honey than you could shake your dick at.

>I quit distributing drugs, honey sounds like fun.

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>>4338983
I am ALWAYS in the market for Honey. I attend local apiary guild meetings looking for honey.

Send my your honey and I will send you equal weight in wine. Really.

underbaywines#gmail.com

If you guys want to get in on the ground floor, as fellow cooking enthusiasts I can use every 4chan anon who sees this. I will provide a bed of some sort, I will ensure you are fed and clothes nicely.

I need workers willing to get creative and who fear nothing.

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>>4338984
underbaywines#gmail.com*

clothed nicely*


I'm just a tad drunk on my own supply lol. And pretty stoned ^_^

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>>4338987
>underbaywines@gmail.com*

gdi fml omfg rofl to my waffle

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>>4338983
lol thats funny.. later

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>>4338992

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How come no fucker has sent me an e-mail yet?

Take a risk anon

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TWfph3iNC-k&noredirect=1

underbaywines@gmail.com

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>>4338984
Your local folks really cannot into enough honey? Where do you live?

>> No.4339004

>>4339001
Calm down, this board is slow.

>> No.4339007 [DELETED] 

>>4338995
lol nice boucing boobs

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>>4339002
I live in a honey paradise. Like I said, I will literally trade honey for wine. Really.

Send me honey and you will get equal weight in wine, beer, 'irish coffee', 'local tea' etc.

e-mail me the details and we can make this work.

underbaywines@gmail.com

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>>4339007
pretty boobies is the key to happiness I have found

if you surround yourself with fine women, and nice tits then everything else just falls into place

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vPerAuoc0Qk

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TWfph3iNC-k&noredirect=1

>> No.4339018 [DELETED] 

>>4338995
>>4339013
your a bitch shut up dont talk to me n dont respond

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>>4338968
>>4338960
>>4338955
>>4338951
>>4338949
>>4338947
>>4338946
>>4338945
>>4338943
>>4338942

NONE OF THIS IS FUCKING ART!!!!THIS IS SHIT!!!!!FUCK YOU OP AND SHITTY SET UP!!!YOUR "WINE" LOOKS LIKE PICKLE JUICE!!!

Pic related its ART

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>>4339019
lolololol

haters gonna hate!

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>>4339019
Excuse me i mean your "Tea".

More art.

>> No.4339025

>>4339019
art is in eye of beholder etc etc
gtfo anyway you sound like an asshole.

OP you sound awesome as fuck. I'd drink your mead. Cheers from the Midwest.

>> No.4339026

>>4339025
I want you to drink me honey wine. E-mail me and we can make this happen

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>>4339026
Are you already moving on, babe? Aren't you going to email me back with a legitimate name and location?

>> No.4339034

>>4338965
Sorry the late reply. Email attached. You're underbaywines@gmail.com?

>> No.4339036

>>4339032
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HiSNkIaJi_U

>> No.4339038

>>4339034
>>4339034
Yep yep

>> No.4339039

>>4339025
"Art is in the eye of the beholder"

No.Its either art or it is not.This was a shit "Art show" with failed "Artist" and losers like Op and his lame ass set up.

>> No.4339041

>>4339039
Art = Communication

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>>4339039
And, it's OKAY that not all art communicates to you. That is fine.

>> No.4339044

>>4339026
You the Underbay guy?
>>4339039
>calls op loser
Sounds to me like OP kicked ass, if he sold all his wares before the night was 1/2 over.

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>>4339044
Yeah that's me. Guerrilla marketing at it's finest ^_^

>> No.4339050

>>4339044
It's him. Don't let him jew you until he shows us some proper proof.

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>>4339050
Proper proof??

what more do you need faggot?

lol kids these days I swear to god

>> No.4339059

>>4339048
Sent an email. Cheers.

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>>4339057
Fake name
Fake email
No website
No address
No phone number

Just the promise of "I'll borrow your money and give it right back"

You're truly innovative.

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>>4339044
You're right.

>>4338937
Sorry Op for being a dick.Your tea looks lovely.But i still hate the "Art".

>> No.4339068

>>4339060
You want stability??? Go to tumblr and gordon biersch

I don't need you. Really.

>> No.4339069

>>4339061
You were both guys?

Whoa. That's confusing.

>> No.4339070

>>4339069
We're all anons here

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>>4339069
Wat?

>> No.4339073

Just for comparison purposes, how much do you pay for a gallon of honey?

>> No.4339076

>>4339070
>>4339072
I'm not sure if samefag, multiple personalities or if I'm having some stupidity.

I'm guessing the latter.

Underbay guy, I thought you were the dude who was hating on the OP for working that show.

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>>4339068
>wants contacts and investments
>will not contact personally
>starts at /ck/

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iT88jBAoVIM

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>>4339074
Deal with me or don't.

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>>4339076
I am op and Underbay guy

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MejbOFk7H6c

>> No.4339083

If I send you a honey stick can I have a shot in return?

>> No.4339085

>>4339083
Yes

If you send me a honey stick I will literally send you 11.4% abv cup of honey wine

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>>4339076
I was the guy being a dick.I don't know who/what the underbay guy is.

>> No.4339088

>>4339073
I'm looking to send you honey in return for product. The lowest I'm finding it is ~$30/gallon for clove. I have no frame of reference if this is a decent price.

>> No.4339090

I'd send you some honey but I'm half way across the world in New Zealand.

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>>4339090
If you send me honey I WILL get you equal weight in wine, beer, tea or coffee

e-mail me

underbaywines@gmail.com

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FuqRz9z5gW4

>> No.4339102

Fancy some Scottish heather honey op? World famous

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>>4339102
Fuck YES I fancy sir

underbaywines@gmail.com

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Op and Underbay man here

all I listen to these days

radio does NOT have to suck

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>>4339121
deeeeeeeeeeeeerp

http://kexp.org/Default.aspx

>> No.4339125

>>4339123
>Art show
GAAAAAAAAAAY.

>> No.4339127

How does one go to an art show for free? I just want to steal hipster food and alcohol.

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>>4339127
So I have a tranny prostitute friend. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nf0oXY4nDxE

And I was getting WASTED hammered at the local bar and we got to talking. She invited me to the show and history was made

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cltb6ZxwDiY

>> No.4339156

>>4339125
>>>/reffit/

>> No.4339161

>>4339156
>>>/rеddit/

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>>4339156
>>4339161

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>> No.4339186

jesus christ i will never understand art
looks like a bunch of fuckin junk

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>>4339186
hahahahaaahhahah

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-agl0pOQfs

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Last pic from the show

>> No.4339861

>>4339019
>i'm an uncultured pleb with the intelligence level equivilent of a 12yo and I like to talk about things I don't know

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>> No.4341670

this thread proves once and for all that shitty beverages and shitty art are undeniably inseparable

>> No.4341671

>>4339823
That's fucking beautiful. I'd love to have that hanging in my house somewhere!

>> No.4341677

>>4341671
Really?

>> No.4341684

>>4341677
Yes. It would go well with the dead bodies buried under my crawlspace.

>> No.4341687

>>4341684
It's not that I WANTED to put the bodies under the floorboards. But the backyard is full now and I'm running out of space in the rape dungeon ^_^

>> No.4341690

>>4341684
>>4341687
lol'd

>> No.4341693

>>4341677
I'm not >>4341684
But yeah, really. I was a sculptural student back in the day and stuff like this really inspired me. I think it's gorgeous. Found objects are totally my cup of tea.

>> No.4341696

>>4341693
The whole world is a pallet

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MejbOFk7H6c

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>>4341696
>The whole world is a pallet

>> No.4341699

>>4341698
oh boo hoo what have YOU created in the last ten years?

a pile of cum rags to shame a porn star?

>> No.4341702

I knew /ck/ was horrible at cooking but now you scumbags are taking art to new lows?

>> No.4341706

>>4341702
blah blah blah

haters gonna hate my salty friend

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>>4341699

>> No.4341743

>>4338945
>>4338960
These two are my favorites. Especially the circular black and white painting. Somehow it's simple and complex at the same time. Good show OP. Congrats on your booze.

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>>4341708

Some people just want to watch the world burn

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>>4341750
3edgy5me

>> No.4341847

>>4341750
lol'd

>>4341756
see: >>4341708

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Hey guys, update here.

I'm dropping off product to a restaurant today ^_^

One of the contacts I made at the show. Dropping off Honey Beer and some 'Local Tea'

If it sells well then I may get a contract out of this haha

>> No.4343731

>>4342039
So product was not delivered yet, worked on the presentation some more. Am also now including a 'local cola'

>> No.4343809

>>4339019
this

in the past at least bad art and artists were more or less pushed away, these days people are being told to keep trying and that they're a special snowflake.
Take one fellow on /g/ who was in some art related degree, spent many months on his best work at the school, some sculpture, got put beside a crude culpture of some guy sucking himself off that was made in the course of a day or two.

>> No.4343816

>>4343809

I remember that post. I'm the VP of a college art club as a hobby even though cooking is my career. I don't submit much art to the club for that reason.

I went in our gallery and there's a fucking stick figure drawing of a girl with a triangle for a dress with a pink background. In the fucking art gallery reserved for the best of the best artwork.

>> No.4344039

>>4343809
>>4343816
lol why are you both so bitter, angry, lonely, boring and gay?

>> No.4344081

>mead, icky snacks, and deviantart enlarged for the world to frown at

Reminds me of my college roommate, an art major. I remember putting up with the carlo rossi jugs and longhorn cheddar "wine and cheese" art receptions so people could politely gawk at the crude paintings and try not to say anything too offensive. Oh the memories.

Last I checked she was doing door to door sales to keep the lights on. I wasn't sure which to be happier about - not having to live with her anymore, or not having to look at her awful paintings every day.

>> No.4345098

>>4344081
Silly assumptions lol

>> No.4346099

Op here, update.

My products are now in a restaurant ^_^

We will see how it goes.