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>drink 2 liter of green tea
>feel like I'm going to shit a brick
>sideways
Is this normal?

>> No.4335646

Was it homebrewed or from a bottle? Either way, what brand?

>> No.4335654

>>4335646
Homebrewed, not sure about brand

>> No.4335656

>>4335646
Also lodsa gas

>> No.4335658

>>4335654
You drank too much caffeine. It forces your intenstines to remove more water from the digested food matter in there, and leaves it hard as a rock. You need to drink some water stat, son. Or some good coconut oil. Lube that ass up.

>> No.4335666

>>4335658
Both gas and ass fluids are coming out, I don't think I need that.
When I say ass fluids, please understand that I mean enough to wet the paper, not Montezuma's revenge.

>> No.4335670

>>4335666
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dehydration

>> No.4335679

>>4335670
No really
The type was raspberry and vanilla, and I don't think it has any caffeine.
I'm not sure what classification it is, so I just said green

>> No.4335683

>>4335666
I was overrexaggerating about the 'hard as a rock' comment, but it will definitely do what you are describing.

>> No.4335690

>>4335679
Green tea has caffeine. You said you drank green tea. Therefore you either drank too much green tea like a garden variety retard or you didn't drink it but said you did and are a supertard.

>> No.4335698
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4335698

>>4335690
Will I survive?

>> No.4335704

>>4335698
No, it's terminal

>> No.4335730

>>4335704
No seriously

>> No.4335735

>>4335730
Yes seriously

>> No.4335770

>>4335637
It'll be a category five: painful, messy and drawn out but you'll survive.

>> No.4336423

>>4335637

NIGGA WHAT THE FUDGE ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?


i drank some green tea and i dont poop sideways rocks?


i drink my gran teh and get mah antioxidants and im healthy.

then i pee


THE END


wait...


2 liter green tea...

liter.

bottle


NIGGA ARE YOU DRINKAN BOTTLED GREEN TEA

>NOT MAKING IT FRESH YOURSELF AT HOME


NIGGA WHAT THE FUDGE ARE YOU DOING


OF COURSE YOUR SHOVING THE RECTANGLE IN THE CIRCLE SPOT ON THAT OLD KIDS GAME

YOU DRANK THE FAKE TEA


NIGGA