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4326993 No.4326993 [Reply] [Original]

so how do you slaugter a goat you want to eat so that it sufferers minimally?

>> No.4327003
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pic related

>> No.4327029

A shotgun is probably the most efficient.

A 12 gauge with 00 Buckshot, at close to point blank range is desired. The goal is the complete removal of the head - this minimizes the goat's suffering.

>> No.4327030

you don't

>> No.4327032

.22 in the back of the head

>> No.4327034

mk22/sp to the head followed ny m1911/sp to the head

>> No.4327036

Tie all it's feet together and hang it upside down. Use a carpet knife or machete and slit its throat. The blood rushing out of it's head is going to knock it unconscious within a second or two. Completely humane.

>> No.4327038

>>4327036

I don't have personal experience but from speaking with those who do, I understand this is the best answer.

>> No.4327039

>>4327036
Right, because goats love to be tied up and hung upside down.

>> No.4327044

>>4327039
Honestly, they won't mind being tied up. You hoist them into the air and slit their throats immediately. They're only upside down for a second or two.

>> No.4327046

Get like 5 or 6 friends and just punch and kick the fuck out of it and roll over it's head with a truck or something.

Completely humane.

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get yourself a knuckle taser, sneak up behind that fucker and open up a can of woop-ass, keep on him until you see the blood start to run a deep red and the convulsions stop.

>> No.4327078

Shout Apu Ackbar and slit its throat like a good little muslim because otherwise you wouldn't be eating goat.

>> No.4327086

>>4327046
>>4327078
>>4327029

Can't handle all this edge

>> No.4327148

hanging it upside down and bleeding it is what my papa does...

>> No.4327149

>>4326993
Shoot it in the back of the head.

>> No.4327152

>>4326993

In the philippines they make the goats drink vinegar (which supposedly intoxicates them) then they slit their throats.

>> No.4327166

HEROIN OVERDOSE

I MEAN OP, NOT THE GOAT

>> No.4327168

>>4326993

Bolt pistol.

No, not the WH40k gun. Captive Bolt Pistol.

Painless way to go because it goes right through the skull and into the brain tissue, terminating life pretty immediately. No time to feel anything.

>> No.4327180

>>4327152
lol how do you make a goat eat vinegar

its no boot

>> No.4327185

>>4327180
soak a boot in vinegar

>> No.4327194

purchase a goat guillotine

>> No.4327197

Who cares? Just kill it.

>> No.4327202

>>4326993

The real question is, how do you kill a lame human so that it suffers as much as possible.

>> No.4327203

>>4326993
Axe in the back of the skull, won't feel or think about a thing.

>> No.4327223

>>4327202
>muh goats no don't kill animals
Get over it and hide the thread.

>> No.4327229

Just shoot it in the back of the head with a gun. Any gun will do, just don't fail miserably and end up taking the goat's ear off or something.
Or slit it's throat.

>> No.4327244

>>4326993
.357 mag to the base of the skull. it's like throwing a lightswitch.

>>4327202
Roll said human in a thin coating of napalm (do not coat head) stake out spread eagle with chains and ignite.

That being said, either shut your hole and eat your meat or go suck a cucumber. Fucking vegetarians...If we weren't supposed to eat animals then why do they taste so good?

>> No.4327256

>>4327244
You sound so retarded it is awesome.

>> No.4327331

so basically i should shoot it in the head i dont want to slit its throat before its dead i would feel bad. Maybee i willgive it a few beers so it can relax before i shoot it.

>> No.4327338

>>4327331
i mean if it were the stone age i would slit its throat but shooting it sounds quicker.

>> No.4327347

>>4327256
>>You sound so retarded it is awesome.

And you...don't.