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What does /ck/ think of this restaurant?

I plan on going the net time I visit Vegas.

>> No.4326080
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its the kind of restaurant Jesus would've opened

>> No.4326088

>>4326080
Jesus loved all animals so would not approve selling them in buns.

>> No.4326090

>>4326070
I'm asian, there's no way I could finish any of their meals

>> No.4326095

Is the guy behind her dying?

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>>4326070

>> No.4326102

>>4326090
I'm asian, and you're a pussy

>> No.4326103

>>4326090
I'm Asian. I could do it no problem.

Looks fun for a once a lifetime thing. It's only those regular customers that die eating there.

>> No.4326106

>>4326090
You're letting generations of slant-eye competitive food champions down you raging faggot.

>> No.4326111

>>4326095
Nah. He's just laughing really hard
>at the guy the waitress is watching die

>> No.4326116

the burgers dont even look that good though. I'm sure there are better places around

>> No.4326137
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I went there when I was in Vegas. It's a neat concept, a cool menu, a cool environment, and there's a good chance you'll get to chat up the owner while he's taking your order as well.

That being said, the waitresses are not nearly that hot (most looked like single mothers making ends meet), they only accept cash, and (most importantly) the food is very mediocre.


It's pretty neat to be served tall boys of malt liquor from a paper bag, buttermilk milkshakes with a pad of butter for garnish, and having everything cooked in lard with all the fixins, but honestly, I would say the food is on par with Five Guy's, a little better in some areas and a little lacking in others.


All in all, I would say it was an interesting experience, getting to talk to the owner was a treat, and the atmosphere/menu was enjoyable, but I really couldn't see myself going out of my way to eat there again if I went back.

>> No.4326481

I'm just proud this guy hasn't been sued or put out of business yet. Gives me a glimmer of hope.

>> No.4326484

>>4326111
lol'd

>> No.4326493

>>4326481
The owner died at a young age of influenza. Yes, he was obese.

I find this kind of response to obesity to just be retarded. We are seeing this wave of fat apologists and even fat embracers. This whole notion of, "well I'm fat because I want to be fat and I'd rather be dead than be in good shape".

It is an odd defense mechanism to a personal problem, and the more people that are loud about it the more other fat people will cling to this "movement".

At least they will die prematurely, so it is a self-limiting phenomenon in that respect. Seeing your Proud to Be Fat relative die with 1 arm, a handful of opportunistic infections, heart disease, and moldy skin folds will probably be a wake-up call for some.

>> No.4326499

>>4326493
Not the owner, the spokesman.

>> No.4326502

>>4326499
Okay that's even funnier.

>> No.4326513

>>4326070
>We support the glorious lifestyle choice of morbid obesity
>Check out this skinny waitress

>> No.4326544

>>4326513
lol never noticed that irony before.

They should have obese women in revealing clothes and see how many people come flocking.

>> No.4326586

>>4326493
They will die prematurely and we can all take solace in that fact. However if I was there I'm pretty sure I'd try it out for lunch one day unless my schedule was so goddamn packed that I couldn't spare an afternoon.

Moderation is the key to eating healthy.

>> No.4326817

Honestly I don't think I could handle eating from that place, but from what I've heard It's pretty damn good.

Godspeed, OP. Have fun with your heart attack.

>> No.4328555

>>4326544
Because that would sell well...

>> No.4328587

>>4326095

Yeah. He's missing the bottom half of his body

>> No.4329669

>2013
>Not being a fat piece of shit.
>costanza.jpg

>> No.4329714

>>4328587
He was so hungry he ate himself.

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Gimmicky tourist trap. If you want a REAL heart-attack-inducing meal, go here:

http://www.sammysdoghouse.moonfruit.com/

Have a pastrami sammich and bacon cheddar fries, and wash it down with a milkshake. You will instantly go into cardiac arrest.

BEST pastrami sammich I've ever had, btw....

>> No.4329742

Aren't all the waitresses not as hot as they advertise? All gut, not butt.

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>>4329735
>$7 for a gyro
>$1.89 for a small coke

>> No.4329795

>>4329784
>>4329784
You'll gladly pay the $2 for a Coke when you see the size of your $7 gyro....shit is HUGE!

Besides, who gives a fuck - you're in Vegas! You'll spend more than that on one hand of Blackjack!

>> No.4330790

Komex! Korean/Mexican fusion place.

>> No.4331042

Didn't they give you a free burger if you're overweight?
I liked Bellagio's buffet

>> No.4331070

>>4326088
Jesus loved all animals with seasonings and sauce in buns.

>> No.4331080

>>4326137
Dude what the fuck are you talking about? Five Guys is really good.

If this place tastes like Five Guys then hot damn. Dunno if I like the prices though. They seem expensive.

Also goddamnit I keep forgetting to take my trip off when I visit other boards.

>> No.4331085

>>4331080
Some people on /ck/ are really poor and they think Five Guys is incredibly expensive. Yes, $8 for a good meal that makes you too full is a lot to these Taco Bell N-Beards.

>> No.4331098

>>4331085

Oh, is this a 5 guys hate thread now? I spend around $30 a day on food and I think five guys is garbage. It's not about poverty it's about fast food pretending to be something it's not.

>> No.4331108

>>4331098
>I'm too poor for Five Guys and would rather get a wheelbarrow of chalupas for half the price at Taco Bell

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>>4331108
>not getting the burrito trough at shitpotle

You new here?

>> No.4331176

I'm going to pull a little rascals to get the free meal

>> No.4331433

>>4331080
I wish I could experience a good in and out and a good five guys. A five guys just opened near us and it was expensive SHIT. Cardboard fries, flavorless patties, fake ass cheese, ugh.

>> No.4332304

>>4331098
>$30 a day on food
Jesus fuck, you must be fat as hell. Either that or you don't know how to shop for food.

>> No.4332322

>>4326088
>implying jesus does not approve of in-n-out

You think he let that christian restaurant selling animals between buns be the best burger restaurant of all time by not liking what they do?