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4325334 No.4325334 [Reply] [Original]

you laugh you lose, /ck/ edition?

>> No.4325343
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i'll play. i have some things i've wanted to post but didn't have a reason to

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This is kinda /ck/

>> No.4325368

>>4325334
NOT FOOD OR COOKING!

I TOLD YOU WE WERE GETTING INVADED!

/b/

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>> No.4325415

>>4325387

>/k/ here...

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>>4325369
This made my sides explode, and then after I got done laughing for 5 minutes, I looked at it again and it wasn't really funny at all.
For some reason the "a animal" really puts off the humor because it sounds so awkwardly worded.

Thanks for the laugh though man, my cheeks still hurt

>> No.4325471

>>4325446
So. Fucking. True

>> No.4325511

>>4325351
>kernel smiley face
oh lawd

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>> No.4325536

>>4325334
I don't know if those are tasty as hell
or if they taste like booty

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>> No.4325581

>>4325369
>>4325562
Did that account get hacked or is it a fake one?

>> No.4325584

>>4325581
>FoodNetwerk

>> No.4325587

>>4325581
you've got to be shitting me... look how "network" is spelled

>> No.4325592

>>4325584
>>4325587
My bad.

>> No.4325594

>>4325581
Check the handle, brah.

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you asked for it.

>> No.4325734

>>4325709
that belt buckle made me double laugh. like a scene out of Austin Powers

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>> No.4325834

>>4325828
177 days? lol

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>>4325828
ahahahahaaaaaaaa

>> No.4325853

>>4325828
context of this? also is it real?

>> No.4325858

>>4325853
he asked the mod to ban him for 6 months and mod obliged

he posted this in a thread on /b/ while he was claiming to be an ex-CIA agent

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>>4325858
mods pls


maybe we should make a petition...

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>>4325871

>> No.4326003

>>4325909
How the fuck did her head get so big?

>> No.4326009

>>4326008
Let's save the corn hate for another thread.

>> No.4326008

>>4326003
Eating corn does that to you

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>/ck/ related items

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>> No.4326030

>>4325603
>pol bakes a cake.jpg

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OC

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>>4326069
somewhat related

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>>4326096
Food-based infomercial segments are the tits.

>> No.4326162

>>4325368
>NOT FOOD OR COOKING!
>I TOLD YOU WE WERE GETTING INVADED!
>/b/

You have been here for 2 months at most. If anything, you are the one who has "invaded" /ck/.

See
>>4326069
and
>>4326134

Both of these threads are from /ck/ before you ever arrived, and someone thought they were worth saving/re-posting.

>Who are you actually trying to convince?

>> No.4326164

>>4325909

Why exactly is this picture supposed to be funny? What am I missing?

>> No.4326167

>>4326164
>Why exactly is this picture supposed to be funny? What am I missing?

I think its that her head looks abnormally large.

What I don't understand is what is supposed to be funny about this one:

>>4326152

>> No.4326172

>>4326167
Its a canned chicken soup taco

>> No.4326194

>>4326133

Well hellloooo

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>> No.4326198

>>4326167
That some anon actually fucked up that hard in his first attempt at making "tacos."

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you probably won't laugh at this one, you might breathe out a little bit

>> No.4326230

>>4326202
I breathed through my nose and then chuckled.

>> No.4326297

>>4326202
Shows what you know, I loled heartily.

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>>4325828

>> No.4326326

>>4325828
>>4326314

What's with all the hatred directed toward Sceak?

If you want to laugh at a trip fag then you should be talking about Commis koiwai/tetra koiwai. That guy's started multiple threads in the past week doing nothing but acting like a complete idiot.

Yeah... I guess he is better saved for a /ck/ rage thread, but Sceak isn't really that bad...

>I suppose that's why Sceak is occasionally funny.

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>>4326196
>ketchup not in fridge
>from the boxy shape it's probably hunt's
AAAAAAAAAAHHHHH

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>>4326196
>>4326335
yfw you realize that ketchup is never refrigerated at restaurants like diners and such, its just left on the table

>> No.4326347

>>4326196
Ketchup is for plebs

>> No.4326369

>>4326345
Actually it's a coulis

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>>4325537
>>4325535
>>4325533
>>4325530
>>4325522
>>4325520
>>4325518

>> No.4326485

>>4326326
Sceak has been around for much longer

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>> No.4326658

>>4326326
You must be really new here if you don't yet have a reason do dislike that tripfag.

>> No.4326680

>>4325828
He had the date marked down and everything. At midnight he hit the ground running, shitposting for like 3 days straight.

He was like Michael Jackson at GapKids.

>> No.4326690

>>4326021
>has this ever happened to you?

>> No.4326695

>>4325871
lol so sad please post more

>> No.4326697

>>4325828
>Your appeal was reviewed and denied. You may not appeal this ban again.

Who submits an appeal?

Must've sounded like a jail door slamming shut when he read that followed by a Dolly Zoom of his face.

>> No.4326701

>>4326697
I've successfully appealed a three month ban before. Not on this board though.

>> No.4326728
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OC incoming

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Brits are so silly.

>> No.4326756

>>4325387
Hey! You got your /k/ in my /ck/!

>> No.4326757

>>4326162
oh, sorry...

>> No.4326760

>>4326728
Faggots are supposed to be pretty good.

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>> No.4326800

>>4326736
You do realize jerk is Jamaican by origin? And also very, very good?

>> No.4326806

>>4326736

Jamaican Jerk seasoning is pretty nice, and since the UK has some crossover with afro-caribbean former colonies, it's not uncommon to find that sort of food even in regular brit supermarkets. Though I'd never use any of that jarred paste stuff. Is that a Waitrose you're in?

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This covers both /pol/ and /ck/ in one!

>> No.4327132

>>4326760
Aren't they made of offal? I looked up the ingredients and found a recipe for The Great British Faggot then laughed myself stupid

http://www.bbc.co.uk/food/recipes/the_great_british_faggot_22530

>>4326800
>>4326806
It's the first time I've come across this. What kind of dishes would you use it in?
Yeah, I think that was Waitrose. Or Sainsbury's.

>> No.4327174

>>4325689
I fucking love this buttery bastard.

>> No.4327195

>>4326326
Put the trip back on sceak you fucking faggot

>> No.4327201

>>4327174
who is it?

>> No.4327365

>>4327132
>What kind of dishes would you use it in?
Meat marinade. Chicken or pork usually. Very spicy, don't pan fry it indoors. BBQ or roast.

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>> No.4328095

>>4326345
At a restaurant that's busy, they usually can go through a bottle of ketchup between 1-3 days. It won't spoil in that amount of time. However if it goes unused at room-temp, or if all the restaurant does is refill the bottles with old ketchup still at the bottom, it's not the safest.
You refrigerate things to preserve them, and since most retailers wouldn't expect a consumer to go through a bottle of ketchup that fast, refrigeration is recommended.

>> No.4328108

>>4328078

It's been a pretty bad day, and I'm feeling pretty down, but this image is by far the saddest thing I have seen in weeks. It's like the food is literally frowning at its own existence it's so pitiful.

>> No.4328113

>>4328078
Theres actually a chinese buffet near me that offers "sushi", and their "chef's special" roll has cut up hot dog in it. Its just sad.

>> No.4328121

>>4326152
> my first time making tacos

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>>4328121
That was fantastic.

>> No.4328236

>>4325351

lost hard.

>> No.4328251

>>4326196

>Refrigerating your ketchup
>2012+1

Do you even modern medicine?

>> No.4328283

>>4325369
>>4325446
>>4326069
>>4328153
thank you for making me laugh

>> No.4328295

>>4326196
Never in my life have I ever seen spoiled ketchup.
Who's in charge of being anal about ketchup in the fridge. Also who wants cold ketchup?

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>>4328295
Hot fries, cold ketchup.

>> No.4328303

>>4325368
no it is food though. crackers is food. shithead.

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>>4328314
i was wrong

i was so wrong

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threw together what i assumed to be a delicious banquet of things found in my pantry

three great tastes that taste great together

>> No.4328329

>>4325909
Eurgh, looks like Tracy Ullman in Men in Tights

>> No.4328339

>>4328319
what the fuck just happened there

>> No.4328345

>>4328339
comedy

>> No.4328346

>>4328314
>paper plates
>paper bowls
>canned pasta

Die.

>> No.4328354

>>4326023
Gross? or delicious?

>> No.4328361

>>4326196
I don't refrigerate ketchup or mayo.
I hate the taste of cold mayo, it tastes weird after a wild.
I never had mayo go bad.

>> No.4328368

>>4328361
you must be either small portions or use a lot of mayo daily

>> No.4328369

>>4328361
>>4328368
http://blog.fooducate.com/2009/03/27/11-things-you-didnt-know-about-mayonnaise/

>6. Contrary to popular belief , industrial mayo does not spoil if not refrigerated. Commercial mayonnaise is filled with acid and preservatives that can actually extend the life of salads by killing bacteria. The eggs used in prepared mayonnaise are pasteurized as well.

>> No.4328443

>>4327950
my dad actually pronounces it "come in" instead of "que men"

>> No.4328498

>>4326326
He (and by he I mean you) never shuts the fuck up about himself and can't just contribute to the board.

>> No.4328539

>>4328299
Sucks.

>> No.4330200

>>4326039
But what happens after?