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If you owned a movie theater, what sort of food would you serve? Me? I'd serve crab legs.

>> No.4323237

>>4323228

your movie theater would smell AMAZING after the first week.

/idiot

>> No.4323234

Why would you eat crab legs at a movie theater?

>> No.4323241

This is the weirdest copypasta.
Wouldn't crab juice get everywhere in the seats?
I want to try the roasted bugs served in other countries with movies.

>> No.4323260

Fuck off /tv/

I come here to get AWAY from you assholes

>> No.4323275

It's bad enough listening to popcorn crunching...

>> No.4323288

>mfw imagining movie theatre chains ruining crab legs by smothering them in artificial butter*

Well now I'm just depressed

>> No.4323289

>>4323228
Spaghetti and durian smoothies, all the way. It will be called The Aristocrats and only play Disney's 1970 animated film The Aristocats.

>> No.4323299
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4323299

Mussel Soup

>> No.4323312

>>4323289
Do you mean... a smoothie of durian and spaghetti or are you talking about serving durian smoothies as well as spaghetti (but not spaghetti-and-durian smoothies). English and its ambiguities. F'real.

>> No.4323320
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4323320

baby back ribs because I can

>> No.4323344

Considering movie theaters sell <1 cent worth of soda for $7, wouldn't you have to charge like $50 for a pair of King Crab legs?

>> No.4323346

>>4323312
It would be a spaghetti entre, then a durian smoothie for desert. A durian/spaghetti smoothie would be gross. Maybe you can upgrade your smoothie with a noodle "sidecar" for $2.

>> No.4323349

Caesar Salad

>> No.4323354

>>4323346
I would pay $2 for noodles.

>> No.4323360

>>4323289
10/10 for the name of the theatre and the choice of film.

i want to watch the aristocats right now fuck, my childhood. where's my vcr at?

SHANGHAI, HONG KONG, EGG FOO YOUNG... FORTUNE COOKIE ALWAYS WRONG. OW, DAT A HOT ONE!

>> No.4323368

>eating while watching a movie

People do that? I want to see the movie not to much down on some food

>> No.4323397

baked fish, pickles and chocolate milk.

>> No.4323530

Finger foods, and something not really 'loud' but fried shrimp, fried chicken, chili cheese fries... basically loaded calorie comfort foods.

Some places are actually doing this already and serving a dinner / sushi and wine selection.

>> No.4323562

>>4323228
Jello shots

>> No.4323568

>>4323344
>7$
excuse me,
our shmedium cup is 5.25, and for only 50 more cents, you can get our large cup which means you also get free refills at our Freestyle machines.

>> No.4323573

Corn nuts for an appetizer
Soup for the main course + raw spaghetti
Peanut Brittle for desert

>> No.4323576

A ton of cheap booze, and encourage screaming at the screen ala MST3k, i would show whatever movie that day that i felt like.
I'd serve burgers, wings, milkshakes, fries, popcorn, and pizza(cheese and sausage only)

>> No.4323591
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4323591

DELICIOUS KIMCHI

>each patron at my humble establishment receives gratis jar of delicious kimchi.
>each person also gets a complimentary eating bowl along with eating utensil of choice.
>whilst the film begins, each delighted moviegoer is encouraged to crack open their jar of kimchi, pour it into their [very collectable] bowl and proceed to eat and enjoy.
>???
>PROFIT

>> No.4323637

>>4323591
I want to strangle you

>> No.4323665

mmm.. king crab legs while watching a movie. i want to do this.

>> No.4324889

>>4323368
It's to help tide you over so your tummy doesn't growl.

>> No.4324916

act

>> No.4324920

>>4323591
I love kimchi. This sounds like a great idea plus it would keep noisy fucking niggers out of the movies.

>> No.4324948

>>4323228
Why does this ring a bell?

>> No.4324954

>>4324920
Yeah, but then you have the noisy, shrill voiced chinks coming in.

>> No.4324962

>>4323228
Asparagus and red bull

>> No.4324963
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VIANDELLEN godverdomme!

>> No.4325531

>>4324948

I remember this thread, it had the same image and everything

>> No.4325589

Corn dogs. Man, I just want to go to a movie theatre and have a nice, juicy corndog. Bonus for good meat and freshly made batter.

Or even steak bites or cheese curds and stuff.

$12 for 9 cheese curds according to theatre prices, of course.

>> No.4325634

>>4323228
http://www.cinepolisusa.com/
Full bar, full menu and at seat wait staff. Trying it out next week.

>> No.4325639

>>4323228

It would be so delicious to get a large bag full of legs, and ask them to pour that delicious fake butter all the way to the top.

>> No.4325641

>>4323360
my father broke our vcr of aristocats when i was around 4 years old after he got pissed off at my sister, it's a really terrible memory

>> No.4325644

You know what I would serve? Stale copypasta.

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>>4325634
Paying more money to pay more money for (shittier versions of) food you can get at any chain dinner restaurant... I don't get it.

Why not go to a decent place (read: better food than the movie theatre) to eat before or after the movie then go watch said movie?

>> No.4325671

>>4325641
Yes, while I've never watched that movie I firmly believe it can hold nothing but a tune and a broken promise. Sorry it brought back that memory.

>> No.4325699

Fried rice/noodles.

Also, I'd have an intermission halfway through those three hour films.

I've no problem with long films, but you need a break in them just so you can go to the toilet or something. That's always a thing. Regardless if I've squeezed one out before I go in or don't drink before I go in, I always need the toilet before a long film is over.

>> No.4325946

>>4325653
It's the novelty factor. I have no idea if the food is even good. Just sounds like a decadent, fun night to me.

>> No.4325960

>>4323228
Toasting in a troll tread

And actually, toast. Toast infused with several infused olive oils.

Also, grilled meat on a stick. Satay, if you will.

With horchata and hibiscus juice to drink.

It would be the most ethnically confused theater ever but fuck if I care, it would be awesome.

>> No.4325965

Whatever doesn't make noise when people eat it.

>> No.4325966

>>4325960
This sounds delicious.

Also troll this is a troll thread that has no trolling, its like how black people took back the n-word.

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I would just hand these out

>> No.4327224

>>4325946
Fair enough, enjoy! I fully expect you to make a thread reporting on your experience sometime afterwards.

>> No.4327255

>show public domain horror movies every Friday and Saturday
>use same size cups as regular theaters, but add a larger array of drink choices
>mfw 64 ounces of beer
>also have 2 entrees per night, you either eat it and like it, or you don't
>seating is spacious, and comes with tables, but still set up like a normal theater

>tickets 2 dollars for movie

>> No.4327267

>>4323368
where the fuck are you from? I've been to the USA, UK, Ireland, Germany, Brazil, Mexico, Canada, France, Spain, and Italy. I've seen films in all of those places, and every one of them serves a snack food for enjoying during the movie.