/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.4308988]

you know what i hate? when youve finished cooking and you need to poo. but your like"meh, ill wait till im done eating to poo" but then as your waiting for the food to cool, you need to poo more and more and more and its like fuck ,man, do i eat while oooping, try and hold it in or whaty the fuck man, dilemas

[Anonymous No.4308993]

damn it, i took my pizza in with me to go shit and then a bead of sweat was running down my ass crack so i flick it off with my hand and right after a chunk of onion falls off the pizza and my kneejerk reaction was to catch it... and throw it back on the pizza and bite and right adfter i was like "oh fuck, that was dumb... and gross"

[Anonymous No.4308994]

never eat while pooping
that shits nasty

[Anonymous No.4309009]

You know the old adage, "Don't shit where you eat"?

Well, it works both ways. The fuck is wrong with you? Unless you're in prison or the military or something, ishiggy.

[Anonymous No.4309020]

id ratheruse my hands to handlke my food prior to handling the asspaper as opposed to after, you stupid nigger

[Anonymous No.4309025]

Sage for bad manners and general disgustingness.
You should never eat while using the toilet. Period. That's just....beyond the realm of decency.

[Anonymous No.4309054]

dropping a hot loaf while drinking a cold beer is one of life's great pleasures

[Anonymous No.4309066]

[Anonymous No.4309086]

>>4309054
No.

Showers on the other hand are great. The cold beer inside with the warm water outside, and drinking it sloppy as hell having it run down your front side.

It's great.

[Anonymous No.4309102]

>>4309054
no it isnt

[Anonymous No.4309113]

>>4309054
Sounds good in theory, but I find it uncomfortable to tip my head up to drink while sitting like that.

Shower beers are where it's at.

[Anonymous No.4309118]

>>4309086
I do this.

[Anonymous No.4310837]

my logic is id rather enjoy my food than to sit there trying to cram it down as fast as i can before i shit myself and not enjoying it at all.
and id rather not even eat after ive used my hands on tp to wipe my ass. just feels wrong. not to say i get shit on my hands. i know how to wipe

[Anonymous No.4310861]

>>4310837
>having the digestive system of an old man
>thinking eating food while your nostrils are choked full of shit fumes is "enjoying your food"

It backs up that you're low class eat-spaghetti-with-hands garbage in the fact that you only eat finger food, otherwise you wouldn't have the option to eat on the shitter.

[Anonymous No.4310874]

>>4309086
Shower beers are the shit.

[Anonymous No.4310885]

>waiting on your food to cool