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Pressing questions:

Sophie Dahl or Nigella Lawson?

>> No.4288132

nigella is a whale

>> No.4288137

Nigella's got the cushion for the pushin.

>> No.4288138

>>4288132
Watch The Taste, bro. She's as fox as ever.

>> No.4288139

>>4288132

>Trusting a skinny chef

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>>4288139

Sophie is no stick insect

>> No.4288151

>>4288139
Skinny chef's aren't the concern. Red flags only go up if their entire family is skinny.

>> No.4288153

I don't know either but judging by the pic I'd say left is a neurotic anorexic housewife trapped in a loveless marriage who explains how to cook diet food to stay thin and right is a passionate woman in an open relationship who explains how to cook delicious food like her mama did it.

>> No.4288156

>>4288126
Sophie, but only because her granddad was the legendary writer Roald Dahl and I'll bet she has interesting anecdotes about that.

>> No.4288165

>>4288139

because trusting a fat chef to cook for you is better? most fat people eat garbage, and cook shit that may as well be poison. i'd rather eat something someone skinny cooked because at the very least if i ate what they did it wouldn't turn me into a whale.

>> No.4288186

Nigella's getting old.

She needs to stop the whole foxy lady nonsense and start going for a grandma's home cooking kind of thing. It'll be fine if she's fat. Goes well with the theme.

>> No.4288191

>trusting a fat chef

most great chefs are skinny/fit because their craft requires a lot of hard work from you. Fat chefs just will get in the way in a kitchen and are a liability. And the good chefs that are fat, are only fat now because they take on a more managerial role and don't cook anymore, example: batali

>> No.4288192

>nigella will never go porn

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>>4288126
Nigella, defntly.

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4289491

your faces when Nigella lost the weight

>> No.4289496

>>4289491
Man I wonder what those stretch marks and flab are like under that dress.

>> No.4289545

>>4288192
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RtS2Ikk7A9I

>> No.4289562

>>4289496
shes rich enough to get tummy tucks.

>> No.4289585

I'd happily violate either one, but first choice would always be Nigella.

>> No.4289586

Rachel Khoo.

>> No.4289590
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Delia Smith ftw the Cook Godess

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A challenger appears....

>> No.4289604

>>4289597


GTFO, you can't even cook, whore.

>> No.4289619
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World’s Best Female Chef 2012
Elena Arzak

http://www.theworlds50best.com/awards/best-female-chef/

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>>4289619
>according to nobody

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4289632

I'll go with based Mat-Tina.

>> No.4289648

>>4289619
please go and stop embarrassing youself

>> No.4289674

Every time I see this woman mentioned here I go on a 30 minute titty gazing google binge

>> No.4290748
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Rachel Khoo anyone?

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>> No.4290885

>>4288126
I'd fuck Sophie, I'd eat with Nigella.

Better than both, though, would be to just listen to Nigella's voice reading me books every night. That woman's voice is fucking seeeeexy.

>>4290772
Not fucking fair. I want that woman so fucking bad.

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A northern challenger appears

>> No.4290903

>>4290772
Hey everyone look at the wind blowing through my conditioned hair in the kitchen........

>> No.4290905

>>4290900
Thin waist = shit cook.

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>> No.4290907

>>4290905

Nadia G is no shit cook. She's just a gym rat.

>> No.4290920

>>4290907
Urgh.
Off her.
Fit birds all have herpes from professional footballers.

>> No.4290927

Nadia isn't nearly so attractive without really nicely done makeup. Her natural eyebrows are so blond they're almost invisible.

I'd do her anyway, though. Talent is attractive as hell and a sense of humor ain't bad neither.

>> No.4290944

am i the only one that thinks nadia is just a fit female guy fieri?

>> No.4291390

nigella, always. 51 and looks 30, plus all that curves.

>> No.4291397

>>4289491
i like her better bigger. Shes so much more full bodied. She doesnt look healthy skinny. <_>

>> No.4291461

>>4290772

You know she's a lesbian, right? She's also a drunk who's been busted for DUI.

No thanks.

>> No.4291474

>>4288139
I don't trust anyone whose fat, chef or not.

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>>4291397

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>>4290927

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>>4291490

Kill it with Fire!

>> No.4291557

>>4290900
That fucking annoying HEY LOOK AT ME, MY FAMILY IS ITALIAN voice. She sounds like she is permanently in Goodfellas.

>> No.4291563

>>4291490
And this, gentlemen, is why the bitch wears so much makeup.

>>4291557
And she is from fucking Montreal of all places.

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>>4291503
>says what is written in the picture

HA HA HA
OH WOW

>> No.4291592

>>4291557
>She uses a schtick that is clearly markettable.
>THAT FUCKING CUNT
Seriously tho, I don't want some wonderbread wop telling me how to make osso bucco. I wanna "smell the spaghetti".

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This thread needs more Nadia

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>> No.4291609

>>4288186
If you cannot appreciate a true cougar then something is wrong with you.

>> No.4291611

>>4291595
Why is every TV chef from here so fucking obnoxious? Christ, this is why I mostly watch British TV chefs. At least they're all relatively softly spoken and don't rely on character gimmicks to push their shows.
With the slight possible exception of Nigella, of course.

>> No.4291612

>>4291607

Do you have a pic of her during this last Christmas Iron Chef cookoff?

>dem murrikan thights

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>>4291611

>implying

>> No.4291616

>>4291612
No, I wish. I'm sure google has one though, so I'll check.

>> No.4291620

>>4291614
Yeah, alright. I'll concede to that. Smith's an exception.
Sorry, I'm prone to a few generalizations. Still, the bulk of our TV chefs are whores and assholes who run on gimmicks, like fucking Nadia.

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>>4291612
Google has nothing. Found this, though.

>> No.4291626

>>4291611
The BBC put some good stuff out, I'm currently enthralled a series called Two Greedy Italians

these guys know how to chef

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Merrilees Parker

>> No.4291656
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Jo Pratt

my fave

>> No.4291691

>>4291622
Christ, she's annoying. She's tries to be like Andrew Dice Clay, I have no idea why!

>> No.4291704

>>4291622
Disgusting. Looks like a human spider.

>> No.4291972

Last time I broght up nigella people said she was too skinny. I do like the aprodite build better.>>4288132

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>>4291704
>best position ever
>disgusting

>> No.4292050

>>4292018
disgusting hair
disgusting fat, red niggalips
disgusting facial expression trying to look ´badass´
disgusting leggins
disgusting shoes
disgusting tattoos and jewelry
highly disgusting pose
15 pounds underweight

wud.
not.
fuck.

>> No.4292052

>>4292050
>15 pounds underweight
More like fit. But hey, I guess you are used to fatties.

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baking midget coming through.

>> No.4292099

>>4292050
>highly disgusting pose

Nevermind, you're not gay. You're a 70 yr old devout christian woman.

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Neither.
Instead, my dream woman.

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a challenger appears

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Laura Calder

>> No.4292170

>>4292096
isnt she that girl from nerdy yummies or somethign like that? i saw one of her videos, she uses prepackaged just add water shit. shes no cook

>> No.4292171

>>4292158
Paula, I have been waiting for you
Fill me with your Butter

>> No.4292186

>>4292158
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U19XJV9z6hE

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>>4290748
i like her and gizzi

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I like this cutie, myself.

>> No.4292337

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RtS2Ikk7A9I
Is that even a question

>> No.4292356 [DELETED] 

>>4292312

I might be tempted to watch if she did more culturally appropriate cooking...naked with a bone in her nose and plate in her lip with those giraffe neck rings making bush meat dicks over an open fire on the national geographic channel.

>> No.4292365

>>4291614

I love Michael Smith for two things:

1. His mason jar pantry
2. His incredibly awkward family dinners at the end of each show, with his frigid wife

>> No.4292372

>>4292356

wow, edgy

>> No.4292388

>>4292356
Oh, because she is black.

>> No.4292578

>>4292337
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RtS2Ikk7A9I
I came. Really, I jerked it to this.

>> No.4292585

>>4290772
No thanks, I'm straight.

>> No.4292593

>>4290906
This bitch right here. This bitch is annoying. I'm not from Brooklyn or Joilet, I'm not a member of team extreme led by captain awesome, and she need to calm the fuck down.

>> No.4292595

>>4290944
You are not alone

>> No.4292610

>>4291638
>Merrilees Parker

hells yes, i saw an older episode of some travel show on Create the other day, she was awesome

>> No.4292623

>>4290748
yes fuck yes

>> No.4292627

>>4292096
who is this? almost looks like whitney from masterchef

>> No.4292630

>>4291626
>yfw Gennaro puts octopus down his speedo

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>> No.4293387

>>4293377
>dat face
God she is really unattractive in that pic. Ignore the tits and look at her from eyebrows to chin... so weird.

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A-am I the only one, /ck/?

>> No.4293432

>>4293422
I feel like she might have a penis.

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>>4293422
I'm with you
>dat voice
>dem eyes

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>>4288126

I — have been SEIZED ... by the Pahn Far!

GIVE ME, NIGELLA! TAKE ME, NIGELLA!

TAKE ME NOW!

>> No.4293628

>>4290772

MAH NIGGA.

Also, oh god Nigella why aren't you my wife?

spoilers: because I'm not rich enough

>> No.4293630

>>4293432

This

>> No.4293637

>>4291461

>implying anyone gives a fuck if she munches carpet

Would still bang.

>> No.4296088

Thin Sophie or plus size Sophie?

>> No.4296117

didnt even glance at this thread, but nigella all day. how the fuck does she stay so goddamn sexy?!