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>Be me M/23
>New restaurant comes to town
>"Five guys"
>Try it
>Pretty damn good
>Make face book post anout how much I love it, it was delicious ect.
>Come home
>Family keeps looking at me giggling
>Mom finally congratulates me on coming out
>MFW I realize why

>> No.4283952

>>4283945
Yep.
"Mmmmm five guys in my mouthhhh!"

That was a great status update...

>> No.4283954

>>4283945

yep, there's nothing that can expose a homosex faster then five guys...I mean think about it, even the name is like a gay bath house man on man orgy.

>> No.4283950

this didn't happen

>> No.4283984

5 guys is mediocre and ridiculously overpriced for the quality.

>> No.4283991

>>4283984
You just haven't tried the spit-roast.

>> No.4283990

went to the five guys in vegas, do they all have peanuts freely available?

>> No.4284026

How can anyone really argue with a $6 burger and call it overpriced? It isn't a McDouble people. IMO its a better burger than anything you can get at Chilis, Fridays, etc and they charge double the price. Plus you can load it with as much various sauces/veggies/condiments as you please. Most places charge extra for that.

The fries are hand cut and cooked in peanut oil. Not only that, but the they overfill the containers so that you get almost another order sitting in the bottom of your bag. 1 regular fry will feed 2 people easily.

A satisfying (but admittedly, not amazing) dinner for 2 can be had here for under $20

>> No.4284057

>>4284026

OK, advert dude, we get it. Carl's JR is better.

>> No.4284090

>A satisfying dinner for 2 can be had here for under $20

I don't know about you guys, but if I'm going to any place as greasy as Five Guys (any fast food place in general) I'm going to be pretty damn sure I'm going alone. Don't want to let people see how close I am to bedrock..

>> No.4284094

>>4283990
yes.

>> No.4284717

went to the new five guys in sacramento when it opened a couple of years back.

bland burger, even with all the free toppings. not sure how you make grilled onions and grilled mushrooms tasteless, but they did. and the burger itself had zero flavor. no salt, no pepper.

burger, fries, drink for... almost $15? lel

>> No.4284720

>>4283945
You were congratulated for being a faggot?

>> No.4284726

>>4284717
>AM I KEWL YET GUISE?!

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>>4284057
>Carl's Jr
>better than Five Guys

Also
>calling it Carl's Jr instead of Hardee's

>> No.4284737

If Five Guys is so good, then why are all the workers at every Five Guys outlet niggers?

>> No.4284741

>>4284737
Because they're trying to get experience in the industry so they can get their dream job.

KFC

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>>4284737
>living in a place where there are enough niggers to staff a fast food outlet

>> No.4284789

>>4284754
Los Angeles.

>> No.4284818

>>4284732
Carl's and Hardee's aren't the same restaurant. They have a lot of similarities, but they have slightly different menus.

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>>4284789
>voluntarily living in Los Angeles

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>>4284818
Yea man, Carl's has Green Burrito and Hardee's has Red Burrito. All because those southern retards and east coast closet cases can't handle some chile verde.

>> No.4284833

>>4284823
Work calls.

>> No.4284840

>>4284833
Hope you're making bank.

>> No.4287083

Sure is 12 in here.

>> No.4287140

Cheaper and tastier than [insert applebeesesque sit-down].

I don't get why /ck/ hates on 5 guys, yet we have daily McDonalds and Taco Bell without nearly as much patrician/plebian discourse.

>> No.4287177

>>4284737
They're always white when I've gone.

I think the closest place has a black janitor though.

>> No.4287278

I think they're great if you like putting lots of things on your burger, since they don't tack on charges for that. I'd take Whataburger over it any day though.