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4275856 No.4275856 [Reply] [Original]

from this day forward you will unscrew every oreo before you eat it

>> No.4275860

>extra protein
like I care

>> No.4275862

>not eating the spider to gain its spirit energy

>> No.4275865

oreos are horrible, i havnt eaten one in years

>> No.4275866

>>4275856
Who doesn't do that already?

>> No.4275875

I thought everyone stopped pretending to like oreos by this point?

>> No.4275874

Oreos aren't worth buying in the first place.

>> No.4275877

>>4275856

Why would you ruin an oreo by squishing a spider in there?

>> No.4275879

>>4275856
not appreciating the gains.
DYEL?

>> No.4275880

>>implying you regularly eat oreos if you don't unscrew them for milk.

>> No.4275887

>>4275880
>not putting the whole thing in your mouth then drinking a little milk, allowing them to soften in your mouth

>> No.4275891

They started selling oreos here in Norway only a few years back, I bought them once, had a few then threw away the rest.

How the fuck anyone can call this a snack is beyond me.

>> No.4275892

i don't eat oreos so eh.

>> No.4275896

>only 7 legs
>some of the legs are longer than the others
Either there was an amputation or that's faked.
I don't eat oreos anyway, shit's nasty.

>> No.4275905
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4275905

BUT WHAT IF ITS ON THE OTHER SIDE!?!?!?!

>> No.4275913

>>4275856

Looks legit. That critter not only made it past the sifting, it made it through the mixing, extruding, chopping and pressing.

WHOLE! You'd better call Nabisco right away and tell them.

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>>4275862

can /ck/ confirm if this works?

>> No.4275917

>>4275896
>7 legs
>actually doesn't think that any on the 3 side can't possibly be overlapped

I want to kill everyone.

>> No.4275919

>>4275913
it made it into the factory and then dropped onto the cookie before after it was frosted and before the top was put on...retard

>> No.4275921

>>4275896

Oreos are pretty good but not the actual Oreos. Knock-offs are pretty good, here the dollar store carries Lady Sarah cookies that are pretty awesome. Most of their food is pretty good, too.

They also have maple leaf cookies, my favorite, that are also superior to the brand. Chips are awesome. It's a fine store.

>> No.4275923

>>4275865
>>4275874
>>4275875

Idiots
You dip them in hot coffee and consume the soggy, warm afterbith
It tastes like God, this is fact

>> No.4275925

>>4275919

Inside the robot? The spider made it all the way inside the robot, and, somehow, managed to make its way through the gazillion moving parts, and onto a cookie, while it was being assembled, at the speed of 100 miles per hour.

Sure.

>> No.4275928

>>4275925

you can't be serious

>> No.4275935

>>4275923
>he actually eats oreos

...oh.

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>>4275935

Key word: actually
You never ate an oreo correctly in your life bub.

>> No.4275939

>>4275925
it doesnt' seem like a stretch to me that a spider could land on one of these cookies at this point or any other before its packaged.

you really think every food factory on the planet is completely devoid insects/arachnids?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=-i1oMwNgH2Q#t=179s

>> No.4275940

>>4275925
From now on, filter out Sceak or reply with this:

what you've just said ... is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul...

>> No.4275941

Have any Americans itt been outside the states? I don't know about other countries, but they use a different recipe for Oreos here in Canada (you can't get Nabisco oreos here -- it's all Christie or some shit) and they're so disgusting I threw the bag at a hobo.

It was so disappointing.

>> No.4275944

>>4275928

It's totally plausible, seriously. It is. It's not a microchip clean room, but the odds are absolutely ASTRONOMICAL!

If anything, you should eat the spider. You could perhaps absorb its DNA that is, obviously, made out of pure win.

>> No.4275948

>>4275916
>>4275944
Confirmed.

>> No.4275951

>>4275939

Right on top like that, with no cream around it?

Please.

>> No.4275952

>>4275887
Good idea anon.

>> No.4275964

Incidentally, these video clips can be very interesting. I think I watched all the shows.

There's also Unwrapped, which is more food-oriented, that's pretty good.

>> No.4275970
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4275970

Om nom nom.

>> No.4275974

>oreo

that spider was probably the best tasting part of that poor excuse for a cookie anyway.

>> No.4275980

>>4275940

>2000+13
>not having sceak filtered

/ck/ pls

>> No.4275993

>>4275974
By far the most nutritional part.

>> No.4276065

Oreos are disgusting

>> No.4276193
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>>4275856
>implying they didnt open the oreo then kill a spider with it
>Shiggy diggy

>> No.4276202

>>4275856
Clearly vegan propaganda.

>> No.4276430
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4276430

Shrimp.

>> No.4276434

>>4276193
Yeah, the dirt on the oreo suggests they opened the cookie, pressed it on the ground to kill a spider, and took a pic to start something.

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4276433

Octopus.

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>>4276193
This guy knows what the fuck he's talking about

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>>4275923
Actually the correct way is to eat them in a bowl, with milk poured over, as if they are a cereal.

>> No.4276466
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4276466

Firefly squid.

>> No.4276468
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4276468

Squid.

>> No.4276469

>>4276462
that is disgusting

>> No.4276472
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4276472

Shrimp...

>> No.4276473

More like from this day forward you *stop eating disgusting shit made in large factories*.

>> No.4276485

Oh, and besides... what kind of pleb hasn't tried Entomophagy yet? All of those horror stories you heard as a kid about eggs are retarded. It's got about as much validity as the fear I had as a child, where I thought I'd grow a watermelon out of my throat if I swallowed a seed. Also, meal worms are delicious. I really need to get a little pack of crickets. I was hoping to roast myself some June bugs- which I hear have a good walnutty taste- but there were hardly any this last summer, so I figured I wouldn't further reduce their numbers.

>> No.4276648

>>4275891
I love the cookies but the white stuf in the middle is was too sweet. yuck

>> No.4276688

>>4276468
Looks like a mare vagina from the thumbnail.

>> No.4276698

>>4276462
Wouldn't the cookies start dissolving before you've eaten them all? Plus, that would stop you from disassembling them to make orgasmic quadruple stuffed oreos.

>> No.4276701

>>4276698

They dissolve pretty quickly, but I don't fill the bowl all the way up. The dissolved sludge tastes good, still, though.

>> No.4277001

i need an adult

>> No.4277039

I believe that the company which manufactures oreos has proved this a fake. There is nowhere in the process of manufacturing oreos that a spider could enter the biscuit in its complete form.

This is shit.

>> No.4277281
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4277281

Bump.

>> No.4277553

Well, that's gross.

>> No.4277556

I don't eat them because they turn my shit black. Like jet black. That can't be good for me.

>> No.4277723

>>4275905
/thread

>> No.4277788

>>4277723
too late, this thread was already ruined by sceak.

>> No.4277809

>>4276433
Whats the stuff around the octo, is this an art piece? Cause it looks painted.

>> No.4277811

>>4275856
if it's dead, idrc. Spiders are only scary fir the split second they jump out at you, then they're fucking cool.

>> No.4277819

>>4275970
>new age fossilization

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>>4275856
Way too much frosting for a legit Oreo, probably from some store brand package.

>> No.4278078

>>4276430
>>4276433
>>4276436
>>4276466
>>4276468
>>4276472
What kind of food is that?

>> No.4278086

Probably not. In fact, I won't. If I eat a bug, so be it.

>> No.4278101

>>4278047
This, Oreo went super-jew on frosting, you can't even get them apart cleanly anymore.

>> No.4278319

>>4276462
Oh shit, I'm buying a bag of Oreos and some milk just for that. Thank you!!!

>> No.4278399

>>4275941
I used to give my cousins in britland Oreos because they hated the brit version

>> No.4278466

>>4277788
Lol wut, anyone else have this post cut in half?

>> No.4278494

>>4276485
We have Guavas here where I live and it's common for them to have worms in them. I will never understand why people think they are so disgusting, the little fellas literally are born into guava and eat only guava and they are MADE of guava. It's like living fruit.

Why is that disgusting?

>> No.4278508

inb4 Oreo O's

>> No.4279076

What if it's on the other side?