/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.4257831]

>walk into McDiggies
>"Hello sir, can I take your order?"
>"Death."
>lady hands me a syringe and I just slam it into the side of my arm like nothing (it went numb years ago)
>she starts pumping pure cholesterol into my veins
>"Are you comfortable with your weight? Would you like to gain any pounds?"
>"I'd actually like to lose a few pounds. It would greatly please my wife."
>lady cranks the lever and begins filling me with a much thicker dosage of cholesterol
>feel my arm expanding and my eyes watering up
>"ENOUGH!"
>she rips out the needle and the hole in my arm spills cholesterol all over the floor
>carry my army out in a sling feeling anemic
>diagnosed with heart disease later that day
>Doc tells me I have to quit McDiggies
>mfw

Not happenin'.

[Anonymous No.4257839]

>what health Nazis actually believe.txt

[Anonymous No.4257841]

man, how fat are you?

[Anonymous No.4257854]

>McShiggy's

I diggy.

[Joff Mognom No.4260476]

>>4257831
faggot

[Anonymous No.4260489]

Typical Amerifat blaming fast food for making him unhealthy instead of having some self-control and eating proper food.