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4250573 No.4250573 [Reply] [Original]

i bet you fat pussies wish you had guns now

http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-201_162-57569993/gun-owners-get-a-discount-at-va-pizza-shop/

>> No.4250579

Nah, because then I'd have to live in Virginia.

>> No.4250582

Nah, because I wouldn't go to a place that had that promotion

>> No.4250586

>>4250573
Nah, because that's southern Virginia and we all know they're retarded hicks

>> No.4250591

But I do. It makes me giddy that people are drawing lines in the sand. It brings us closer to settling the divide once and for all.

>> No.4250594

Wow, hicks.

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>> No.4250718

Bet his shop never gets robbed

>> No.4250998
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>>4250718

>> No.4251003

>>4250573
/k/-/an/-/ck/ master race

>> No.4251018

But I do own a gun.

You have to not value your life or the lives of your loved ones if you don't.

>> No.4251154

>>4251018
actually I'm just poor and terrified of guns. I'd probably be better off without one, or to just buy one with no bullets. the only gun who's noise I can handle is a 22 rifle.

>> No.4251173

I have a gun...
but I've never told anyone about it or displayed it anywhere. I'd rather not get put on some list because I wanted a discount pizza fron some fundies shop.

>> No.4251175

>>4251154
A gun is better than no gun.

>> No.4251182

I hope someone robs him with a gun so we could have the most ironic news story afterwards.

>> No.4251183

>>4251175
what if you get REALLY drunk one night and shoot your wife

>> No.4251194

>>4251183
its probably best you don't have a gun

most people have some self control whether they're drunk or not

>> No.4251197

>>4250582
When did you learn you were a coward?

>> No.4251206

>>4251175
WHAT IF YOUR LITTLE KIDS FIND YOUR GUN IN A SHOEBOX ON THE TOP SHELF AND ACCIDENTALLY PULLS IT DOWN WHILE REACHING FOR SOMETHING ELSE!?! WHAT IF THEY FIND IT IN YOUR GARAGE LOOKING THROUGH YOUR OLD TOYS!?!

WAKE UP! YOUR LIFE IS A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT FROM THE 80S. GUNS ARE NOT A GAME.

>> No.4251208

>>4251206
FUCK YEAR SENSIBLE GUN CONTROL LAWS. LICENSE GUN OWNERS. UNIVERSAL BACKGROUND CHECKS W/ MENTAL HEALTH SCREENS. YEAH!

>> No.4251213

>>4251208
oh and also increase the severity of punishment for felons with guns, and illegally owned guns

>> No.4251221

>>4251175
Not always, people like you shouldnt be allowed to so much as look at a gun. Gun safety and discipline is very important and I have mastery over neither. though I have rudimentary safety, when in a difficult or tense situation, its discipline that becomes the most important; especially since I wouldn't ever get a gun for recreational purposes.

>> No.4251354

>>4250573
is this what a modern Sweeney Todd would use?

by the way, what were the things he was making again?

>> No.4252495

>>4251354
wat

>> No.4252555

>>4251213

yes, clog up our penal system more rather than rehabilitate them.

>> No.4252594

Who would win in a civil war, those who are pro-guns or those who are anti-gun?

>> No.4252597

>>4252594
>These are the kind of arguments thrown in gun control topics

>> No.4253730

>>4251018
this

>> No.4253732

>>4252594
I can't wait to find out. The chips do seem to be falling into place.

>> No.4253733

>>4252594
What are you gonna go to war over? Forcing the anti-gun crowd to carry guns? The horror.

>> No.4253736

>>4253733
not sure if dumb and blind or trolling

>> No.4253804

>>4253733
The day of the rope draws ever nearer.

>> No.4253814

So much JIDF in this thread I bet you are going to start discussing matzo ball soup. I see you, merchant.

>> No.4253833

>>4253814

what are you all about? OP is promoting guns on /ck/ and should be banned.

>> No.4253837

>>4253833
OP is promoting discount pizza, not guns

>> No.4253838

>>4253837
OP is promoting his love of cock