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/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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World renowned, professional chef here.

Ask me anything.

Pis related. My signature dishes.

>> No.4246519

Oops, I forgot to laugh :(

>> No.4246523

HEY

Fuck you.
you stole my snack Idea. I've been eating this since my childhood get your own Idea

>> No.4246525

>>4246519
Aww, don't be sad little guy! There are plenty of other little autists who are just like you! You'll make friends one day, I promise!

>>4246523
Blow me.

>> No.4246534

>>4246525
>Aww, don't be sad little guy! There are plenty of other little autists who are just like you! You'll make friends one day, I promise!
Says the guy who shitposts and has zero humor...

>> No.4246539

>>4246534
You may blow me as well.

>> No.4246542

A1 is gross as fuck. Along with mayo. Fuck, I actually hate most sauces

>> No.4246544

>>4246539
>>4246525
can I get in on this whole blowing thing?

>> No.4246549

>>4246544
I don't know, I already have two lined up. You can lick my butthole though.

>> No.4246583

>>4246525
You blow me first because I came up with the Idea first then I'll blow you for stealing my idea

>> No.4246589

>>4246513

Going to have to say, this picture made me laugh.

>> No.4246608

It didn't make me smile until I hit "JUST CHEESE".

Cute OP.

>> No.4246611
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4246611

>Just cheese

Alright you got me.

>> No.4246614

>>4246589
>>4246608
>>4246611
Yeah, I thought it was pretty damn funny myself.

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4246633

>>4246611

yeah me too

>> No.4246647

-store brand manwich sauce
-american cheese
-bread

>> No.4246665

>>4246647
>store brand manwich sauce

gtfo, uncultered heathen

>> No.4246669

>>4246665
slow down there Mr. gates. not everyone can afford the best oi the best.

>> No.4246672
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4246672

>>4246513
you forgot to write "NOM AWAY" around the final product

>> No.4246673

in the same vein as OPs, but slightly more advanced..

step one: get a piece of WHITE BREAD

step two: put the bread in the oven on BROIL

step three: after a minute, add butter on the bread and spread it around

step four: take it out and sprinkle brown sugar on it

hot damn is it good and it should be pretty easy to make even for the average autist

>> No.4246685

>>4246673
> sugar

gtfo, fatboy.

>> No.4246713

Rofl. The /b/ thread is nicer than you fucks.

>> No.4249082

How do I make creme brulee?

>> No.4249241

>>4249082
It's simple, you kill the batman.

>> No.4249249
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4249249

>just cheese

>> No.4249256

"Dibs!" got me

>> No.4249266

>>4249082

scalded cream added to eggs flour and vanilla seeds from a vanilla pod

put in dishes, bake in oven

sugar the top and torch it with a blowtorch, do this twice

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4249399

Fuck you, and fuck your white bread.

>> No.4249415

>>4249399
this can only be served on styrofoam

>> No.4249425

>>4249415
paper towels are an O.K. substitute
the brown ones are best

>> No.4251401

>>4249399
Styrofoam is terrible for the environment, you should be ashamed of yourself.

>> No.4252112

A1 sucks. Its sour and pungent and tastes mainly of vinegar. Tabasco is slightly better but again its mainly vinegary. What's up with americans and their sour food?

>> No.4252149

Ok, i'll admit i audibly laughed at

>(note: I used a paper plate in mine, but it is not required!)

>> No.4252178

Call me stupid but i laughed hard.

>> No.4252293

>this whole post
Bravo, tears on my face atm.