/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.4240564]

You have been charged with making a dish that would, in all likelihood, be what Deckard was eating in Blade Runner.

What would be in this dish? What kind of noodles?

[Anonymous No.4240581]

>>4240564
HE SAY YOU BRADERUNNA

[Anonymous No.4240590]

Noodle bar usuals. Just grown in vats and greenhouses. Make what you like, maybe some crap like Quorn or soy based fake meat.

[Anonymous No.4240617]

>>4240590
why fake meat?

[Anonymous No.4240622]

>>4240617

Because CYBERPUNK

[None !2fiREZiSTw No.4240623]

Time to die

[Anonymous No.4240964]

i like this thread, OP

[Anonymous No.4240972]

>>4240617
>why fake meat?
Because it's specifically mentioned in the movie that meat is grown in vats. Were you not paying attention??

[Anonymous No.4240980]

Kimchi and green onion, with buckwheat noodles.

[Anonymous No.4240988]

Tyrell mass produced noodles. More noodle than noodle.

[Anonymous No.4241015]

didn't he order two dishes? tried to order 4 noodles, stubborn cook wouldn't do it, so he ordered 2 noodles with something else, I think. I'll watch it again when I get home.

[Anonymous No.4241021]

>>4241015
oh, nvm. it's 4 of something nondescript, "and noodles" when he could only get 2

[Anonymous No.4241032]

>>4240564
Shit OP, now I have to watch Blade Runner

[Anonymous No.4241051]

>>4241015
>>4241021

Yeah wasn't it like chicken skewers or something?

Maybe I'm making that up...

Fuck time to watch BRADERUNNA again.

[Anonymous No.4241056]

If the noodles are thick and non-curly, then they're udon noodles. Beyond that, it would be a guessing game.

Los Angeles in the movie was a cultural melting pot, so I wouldn't be surprised if Deckard's food was a combination of multiple cuisines.

When Edward James Olmos talks to Deckard at the White Dragon noodle stand (named after White Castle) he speaks French, Hungarian, German, and Japanese, so it could be a fusion of Japanese udon with spicy shrimp broth (common in Japanese cuisine), French escargot and Hungarian csabai. But like I said, the actual flavors are just guesses.

[Anonymous No.4241057]

>>4240988
haha yes

[Anonymous No.4241073]

>>4241056

I doubt that shithole has seen half of those ingredients in 50 years.

It's probably vatgrown starches pressed into a noodle shape and served in hot water.

[Anonymous No.4241075]

I was so smitten with Sean Young when that movie came out.

[Anonymous No.4241076]

>>4241075

Who wasn't?

[Anonymous No.4241077]

>>4241073
50 years? It was 2019 - 6 years from now.

[Anonymous No.4241083]

>>4241077

Yeah, I was just being facetious.

Still, the setting seems to strongly underline that resources are scarce so I'm probably not far off.

[Anonymous No.4241090]

>>4241083

Not long ago, a tuna was sold for the equivalent of nearly 2 million USD. A cheap handheld phone used by african goat herders to exchange mobile micropayments contains more computing power than the entire world had in the 1960s. Certain foods that are not genetically modified are feared to be on the verge of extinction. Flying semi-autonomous death robots routinely kill dozens of people in random countries.

We're living in the evil sci fi future.

[Anonymous No.4241086]

You don't get to see much of the noodles, but there's a couple frames with some on his chopsticks. They're round and plain colored, looking like a hiyamugi thickness to me.

[Anonymous No.4241092]

>>4241021
Two, two...four!

pic unrelated

[Anonymous No.4241108]

yeast or algae

if it was written by Isaac Asimov anyway

[Anonymous No.4241111]

>>4241090
>Flying semi-autonomous death robots routinely kill dozens of people in random countries.

Shit man. If I told younger me about drones he'd think I came from the future of fucking Terminator 2.

Really though, what's the difference?

[Anonymous No.4241116]

>>4241111
machines aren't making the kill decisions... yet.

[Anonymous No.4241117]

>>4241111
Some sociopathic drone operator is making decisions instead of a logic driven machine.

[Anonymous No.4241156]

>>4241090
>Flying semi-autonomous death robots routinely kill dozens of people in random countries.
???
uh no they dont?

[Anonymous No.4241166]

>>4241156

Please be a troll...

[Anonymous No.4241171]

>>4241156
They definitely do.

[Anonymous No.4241322]

More Blade Runner.

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched c-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain.

Time to die.

[Anonymous No.4241356]

>>4241166
>>4241171

[Anonymous No.4241355]

>>4241075
are u 50 y old

[Anonymous No.4241360]

>>4241156
fuck you redneck.

[Anonymous No.4241362]

>>4241356

can anyone be this ignorant?

[None !2fiREZiSTw No.4241364]

RIP evo... tears like lunch...

[Anonymous No.4241467]

I imagine it'd be much the same as any noodle hole-in-the-wall or street vendor. Hot, oily, with whatever the fuck's available and plenty of salt and MSG. Great stuff. Probably fake meat as mentioned by others, given the story background.

[Anonymous No.4241496]

Although it was only hinted at in the movie, it's pretty explicit in Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep that basically all fauna has been extinct for some time (and while I realize for all intents and purposes Blade Runner would be in a different Universe/Reality due to the vast differences, most creatures seen were mentioned as being cloned/replicant).

[Anonymous No.4241530]

4 frozen eyeballs

[Anonymous No.4241538]

>>4241360
>>4241362

Black pls go

[Anonymous No.4241598]

I'VE SEEN THINGS YOU PEOPLE WOULDN'T BELIEVE

[Anonymous No.4241609]

>>4241355
42

[Anonymous No.4241649]

>>4240564

Pappardelle

[Anonymous No.4241656]

>>4241598
Do tell traveler of the orient

[Anonymous No.4241714]

>>4241598

You reach down, you flip the steak on it's back.

The steak lays on it's back, going from medium rare to well done.

[Anonymous No.4241718]

>>4241598
I watched C beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate

[Anonymous No.4241788]

>>4241108
do you know where blade runner comes from

[Anonymous No.4241792]

>>4241788
Harry Potter

[Anonymous No.4241810]

>>4241792
south africa

[Anonymous No.4242083]

>>4241496
From what? Pollution?

[Anonymous No.4242126]

>>4241056
There's a shot of deckard eating noodles in the helicopter later on, they look sort of thick-ish. I would guess udon.

[Anonymous No.4242142]

>>4242126

I take it back - I guess there weren't that thick after all. Now I'm stumped.

[Anonymous No.4242162]

It's probably just a bowl of cold soba with two pieces of sushi. In one of the alternate cuts, he refers to how his ex-wife used to call him 'Sushi', or cold fish.

[Anonymous No.4242189]

We need more interesting threads like these.

[Anonymous No.4242200]

>>4241788

that's not what I was implying

it was a tangent

[Anonymous No.4242207]

>>4241714
Best post I've seen this year.

Goddamn Anonymous! Usually, me and /ck/ would be happy with some freeze-dried copypasta, right? But he springs this serious GOURMET shit on us!

[Anonymous No.4242210]

>>4241714
What do you mean I'm not flipping?

"I mean you're not flipping. Why is that, Anon?"

[Anonymous No.4242211]

>>4241077
>50 years? It was 2019 - 6 years from now.
I don't think you realize the year the novel was written (early 60s).

[Anonymous No.4244260]

bump for best thread on /ck/ in a while

[Anonymous No.4244269]

You guys might like this website.

http://www.gourmetgaming.co.uk/

Some guy takes food from video games and recreates it. I haven't tried any of his recipes, but it's some of the most photogenic food I've ever seen.

[Anonymous No.4244281]

>>4244269
>http://www.gourmetgaming.co.uk/

Dude needs to do the Cold Meal from Return to Castle Wolfenstein

[Anonymous No.4244283]

>>4241156
i guess this is true if you don't consider muslims to be people

[Anonymous No.4244286]

>>4242083
an radiation

[Anonymous No.4244297]

I wonder what other sorts of things people eat in BRADE RUNNA. We've seen a noodle bar, I imagine taco stands are common too, using beans, lettuce, and corn tortillas.