/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.4235347]

IT'S HAPPENING

http://www.usatoday.com/story/money/business/2013/02/13/taco-bell-doritos-locos-cool-ranch/1914103/Even

[Anonymous No.4235355]

WHY DIDN'T YOU STOP THIS?

[Anonymous No.4235365]

>>4235355
>stopping something this delicious

[Anonymous No.4235372]

[Anonymous No.4235376]

Sounds gross as shit.

But then, the doritos locos taco was the best selling taco bell product ever, so they'd be dumb as hell to now milk it until it's necrotic teat falls off

[Anonymous No.4235377]

HEY GUYS!
Guys, hey.
hey
What if they made-
get this,
What if the made the taco shell
out of-
Get this,
What if they make it out of taco-flavoured doritos?

[Anonymous No.4235379]

>>4235376
>now
that is to say "not"
damn typos.

[Anonymous No.4235382]

the nacho cheese ones were good because its a good flavor

ranch anything sucks ass and cool ranch doritos are no exception, they're a shit tier chip and will make a shit tier taco shell

i'm sure they will be popular though because cool ranch is inexplicably popular...

[Anonymous No.4235385]

>>4235382
>stop liking what I don't like
How autistic do you even have to be?

[Anonymous No.4235390]

>>4235385
do you need some of this? are you butthurt that I don't like ranch but recognize cool ranch tacos will be popular despite tasting bad to me?

[Anonymous No.4235394]

>>4235390
>Inexplicably popular.
The idea of people even liking what you don't like is obviously foreign to you.

[Anonymous No.4235398]

>>4235390
Autistic children lack empathy, and are extremely confused by things outside of their comfort zone. Your post correlates with this.
Did somebody let you out of your cage, or did you escape? You really shouldn't be on the internet, it's for big boys!

[Anonymous No.4235399]

>>4235394
Just go down to your local dollar tree, butt aid is only $1 and will sooth your pain.

[Anonymous No.4235404]

>>4235399
>Ranch sucks ass! It is shit!!! Everything ranch is shit!
>Whoever disagrees with me is mad!
>I better save pictures of baby powder for cases like this! It will be hilarious!

[Anonymous No.4235408]

>>4235399
>BAZINGA.ogg!

[Anonymous No.4235411]

>>4235399
>>4235390
Great burn anon

[Anonymous No.4235424]

>>4235347
This isn't /ck/ related

[Anonymous No.4235426]

>>4235365

[Anonymous No.4235434]

>>4235404
>being this new
>2011
i shiggy diggy

i don't understand the hype over a flavor that's not only bad on its own but doesn't complement mexican food at all. I'm pretty stoked that they're planning on bringing Doritos Flamas next, though. That might even make me consider visiting taco bell some time...

[Anonymous No.4235437]

>>4235434
>shops at dollar tree and eats at taco bell
Confirmed for 300lb American pre-teen

[Anonymous No.4235439]

>>4235434
>Actually spending time in paint to make that
>The city of you

[Anonymous No.4235441]

>>4235424
>food isn't /ck/ related
inv4 this isn't food it's garbage blah blah blah suck my dick

[Anonymous No.4235442]

>>4235347
did you need to post this all over 4chan?

[That Guy No.4235444]

>>4235434
>Taco Bell
>Mexican food
pick one

[Anonymous No.4235446]

>>4235441
Go back to /b/, please. They love taco bell and are fat neck-beards like you!

[Anonymous No.4235447]

>>4235434
>Looking forward to tacobell
bahahahaha

[Anonymous No.4235448]

>>4235442
I posted only post it on this board honest to God, where else is it?

[Anonymous No.4235450]

>>4235434
>I'm an expert on fast-food, you could call me a gormay

[Anonymous No.4235451]

>>4235446
>/b/
>shitty fatty foods and local fast food joings don't get attention on /ck/
good one

[Anonymous No.4235456]

>>4235451
You're admitting that you are shitting up this board.
gtfo

[Anonymous No.4235457]

>>4235448
seen it on /mu/, /b/ and now here

4chan hive mind, yo

[Anonymous No.4235458]

>>4235457
>The three worst boards on 4chan
What a surprise

[Anonymous No.4235461]

>>4235458
what are /b/, /v/, and /r9k/?

[Anonymous No.4235463]

>>4235456
Not him but you can just leave this thread instead

>>4235457
I honestly don't browse either of those boards

>>4235458
/mu/ is one of the worst boards on 4chan? Worse than /v/ or /cgl/?

[Anonymous No.4235465]

>>4235461
shitty boards, but at least /v/ and /r9k/ know they are faggots. You're too stupid to realize.

[Anonymous No.4235467]

>>4235456
yea that's what I said bro. how about you take your tears and just hide thread and fuck off?

[That Guy No.4235469]

>>4235463
/mu/ is hipster shit incarnate. At least /cgl/ has women and can stay on topic.

[Anonymous No.4235471]

>>4235463
Have you even been to /mu/? It's actually kind of mind-blowing how self-worshipping they are.

[Anonymous No.4235474]

>>4235467
>Cussing on the internet
Easy there killer

[Anonymous No.4235477]

>>4235469
>Hipster
Well that's a given. A lot of boards fall under that category like /lit/, /tv/ and /fa/ though. Some people think /a/ are anime hipsters.

>>4235471
That sounds like all of 4chan

[Anonymous No.4235480]

>>4235477
Fair enough. Still doesn't help the fact we're discussing taco bell on a cooking board. Totally seriously too

[Anonymous No.4235482]

>>4235474
woooow I didn't know I was the only one who cursed on 4chan. I'm so sorry, I didn't mean to upset you so greatly. I hope I'll become as mature a 4chan poster as you one day

[Anonymous No.4235484]

>>4235480
>Implying this thread is even about tacos and not Shitposting general

[Anonymous No.4235488]

>>4235482
>internet's toughest teenager

[Anonymous No.4235489]

>>4235484
no thanks to you

[Anonymous No.4235490]

>>4235488
>i'm more mature than you!!!!
>saging a thread you plan on lurking and actively responding to
lpl

[Anonymous No.4235492]

>>4235489
>Not saging
No, thank you r-tard

[That Guy No.4235493]

>>4235489
There's not really much to say about Taco Bell. It's cheap shitty food and everyone already knows that.

[Anonymous No.4235496]

>>4235480
>/ck/ - Food & Cooking & Butthurt Ranch Lovers

[Anonymous No.4235497]

/mu/ master race, /ck/unts

[Anonymous No.4235498]

>>4235490
Continuing to bump this thread while trying to make yourself look tough
>Internet's smartest teenager

[Anonymous No.4235501]

wow, this got out of hand quickly

[Anonymous No.4235502]

>>4235496
More like
>How could ANYONE, EVER like the taste of ranch? Why am I so right and everyone else is wrong??
>Why can't I get a girl to love me?

[Anonymous No.4235503]

>>4235498
>implying I have any reason to sage this thread
>implying we both don't just want to get the last word in
ok you win the argument

>>4235497
>dubs
ugh

[Anonymous No.4235505]

>>4235501
Taco Bell is serious business

[Anonymous No.4235506]

>>4235503
>I win

[Anonymous No.4235512]

>>4235347
>50 replies and on the front page
Never change /ck/

[Anonymous No.4235518]

>>4235505
evidently!

[Anonymous No.4235520]

>>4235502
yup, confirmed for buttmad

[Anonymous No.4235527]

But seriously now. Can the Cool Ranch taco do as well as the Nacho Cheese taco did before?

On one hand, Cool Ranch seems to be the more popular Dorito flavour.
However, one would expect the Nacho Cheese to compliment the natural taste of the taco more.

Thoughts?

[Anonymous No.4235531]

>>4235520
>Saging a front-page thread
>>4235527
Is there even a 'natural taco' taste at Taco Bell?

[Anonymous No.4235534]

>>4235527
I think it can, everyone in my experience prefers cool ranch anyway and it's not like they're using actually nacho cheese or ranch in the shells, just a bunch of salts or some shit.
It looks better than the nacho one imo

[Anonymous No.4235535]

>>4235527
I would rather have some sort of chicken dish with the cool ranch incorporated in somehow. Like a gordita crunch

[That Guy No.4235537]

>>4235527
As long as it has the Doritos brand name, it doesn't matter what flavor it is. They'll get a small boost in sales, then it'll die down until they announce their next gimmick.

[Anonymous No.4235539]

>>4235534
Isn't it the same 'seasoning' they put on the Doritos though? I'm just trying to picture in my mind what a ranch taco would taste like.

[Anonymous No.4235546]

>This whole thread

[That Guy No.4235548]

>>4235539
You can figure this out fairly easily. just make a taco salad with some ranch Doritos.

[Anonymous No.4235555]

>>4235548
I don't own any doritos, and I wouldn't waste a good taco salad attempting to find out.

[Anonymous No.4235563]

>>4235531
I'm sorry I don't want to contribute to bumping this monstrosity of a thread even though others don't seem to mind.

>>4235527
I doubt it will do as well, cool ranch is popular but bad and will not mix as pleasingly with taco bell. It'll bump sales up for a month tops before people realize its shit except the few pleb die hards who are thinking "finally! taco bell and cool ranch! my TWO FAVORITE THINGS!!!"

doritos flamas will do quite well for TB though because that will be a unique new item that actually tastes good

[Anonymous No.4235569]

>>4235563
I doubt it will do as well, cool ranch is popular and good and will mix pleasingly with taco bell. It'll bump sales up for a month tops before people realize its great except the few pleb die hards who are thinking "RANCH IS TERRIBLE!!!"

doritos flamas will not do well for TB though because that will be a unique new item, it is an awful flavour.

[Anonymous No.4235571]

>>4235377
To take it one layer farther, what if they made it out of dorito-flavoured-taco-flavoured-doritos?

[Anonymous No.4235575]

>>4235571

[That Guy No.4235576]

>>4235569
I don't think you proof read your post.

[Anonymous No.4235580]

>>4235569
FUCK you. You constantly reply to my posts just saying what I say is wrong, fuck off. You're the one bumping this shitty thread. You probably eat cool ranch on everything. No wonder it's such a bad flavour, when you like it and are obviously a buttmad faggot. Go fuck yourself.

[Anonymous No.4235586]

>>4235569
>>4235580
99% sure this is a samefag who's so butthurt about my comments about cool ranch that he's now going insane to show it.

[Anonymous No.4235587]

>>4235575
I would order that if Taco Bell sold it

[Anonymous No.4235591]

>>4235586
Congrats on your victory

[Anonymous No.4235594]

>>4235591
It's like winning at the special olympics

[Anonymous No.4235596]

>>4235594
If being retarded was the criteria for victory

[Anonymous No.4235605]

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[Anonymous No.4235609]

>>4235474
MY SIDES

[Anonymous No.4235612]

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[Anonymous No.4235614]

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[Anonymous No.4235616]

>>4235605
>>4235612
>>4235614
This is some /b/ level shit

[That Guy No.4235617]

>>4235605
>>4235612
>>4235614
>>>/b/

[Anonymous No.4235621]

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[Anonymous No.4235624]

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[Anonymous No.4235629]

>>4235624
>>4235621
>>4235614
no u

[Anonymous No.4235633]

Everyone in this thread needs to be euthanized. Including me.

[Anonymous No.4235696]

>tfw still no beefy crunch

[Anonymous No.4235750]

Well as long as the shit posting is contained to one thread.....

[Anonymous No.4235769]

Overpriced even compared to the regular taco bell hard taco, for better or for worse couldn't taste the doritos flavor very well.


Or atleast that's how it was for the orange one, will probably buy this one once too because I'm retarded.

[Anonymous No.4235780]

>>4235347
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JRoWm7UVU

[Anonymous No.4235792]

>>4235347
Where is your God now?

[Anonymous No.4235825]

i'm 26, and i've never had Taco Bell, but the other day my friend pointed out pic related. I figured i'd give it a try.

dear god, it was delicious! and that diarrhea was glorious

[Anonymous No.4237860]

Sorry. Still waiting for Salsa Verde shells.

[Anonymous No.4239169]

I really wish I had less willpower, I'd love to slum it and buy one of these disgusting things. I miss Taco Bell the most.

[Anonymous No.4239204]

>>4239169
slum, anon. carpe diem

[Anonymous No.4239231]

>>4239169
I stopped having Taco Bell when they changed their beef recipe around here. Went from one step above dogfood to one step below.

[Anonymous No.4240570]

>>4237860
YES! How the hell did I not notice this bag earlier. I would go to Taco Bell in an instant if they released a salsa verde taco.

I remember eating them all the time in school and then they just disappeared, now they taste nowhere near as spicy as they used to... or it could just be me. *wipes tear*

[Anonymous No.4240571]

>>4240570
And this is the bag they came in when they were still good.

[Anonymous No.4240584]

Which came first; ranch, or cool ranch?

[Anonymous No.4240592]

Can they please, for the love of god, just make a 3-D dorito taco?

I'd eat one, then never buy one again, but it would be worth it.

[Anonymous No.4240593]

>>4240570
It's not you. I had them around 2001 and they were genuinely spicy. I remember being impressed that a monster company like frito-lay even had the balls to release it. should've known better.

[Anonymous No.4240633]

>>4240593
Figures, now if they ever were to release a salsa verde taco, it would be disappointing. To make matters worse, I can't find Fiery Habanero Doritos at the store anymore. Frito-Lay is a fucking cock tease.

[Anonymous No.4240648]

A tiny overpriced American taco with the dust from a bag of flavored tortilla chips sprinkled on it.

the fuck America

>but it tastes good

And I'd probably eat it too, like I'd eat hotpockets or drink a bag of piss if I was in the middle of the Sahara but that doesnt justify this abomination existing nor the hype it's getting. You people need to stop encouraging tasteless livelihoods and actually try a real taco for once

[Anonymous No.4240692]

>>4240648
If you have no idea what you're talking about, why do you even bother posting?

[Anonymous No.4240697]

>>4240692
I've never tried it, either, yet I don't have to have tried it to know that it tastes like a taco bell taco in a cool ranch doritos chip, and not interesting in the least
so many crappy threads allotted to crappy food

[Anonymous No.4240758]

>>4240648
Do you realize that many of us eat real Mexican food from traditional Mexican resturants because
America has become Mexico 2.0 only really shitty states have no mexicans.

[Anonymous No.4240763]

>>4237860
>>4240570
I was thinking the same thing. I hate nacho cheesier and cooler ranch.

[Anonymous No.4241409]

>>4235382
Everything ranch is delicious.

[Anonymous No.4243261]

My body is ready.

[Anonymous No.4243270]

>>4235382
>inexplicably popular
They're popular because they're fucking good.
This is coming from an ausfag who doesn't have them in Australia but fucking wishes he did.

[Anonymous No.4243280]

>>4240758
you would think so but not so much. I grew up in Az eating at mexican places run by mexicans and fully staffed by mexicans. I thought the same as you.
I moved to Mexico and was very suprised to find that the same dishes really are different down here.

[Anonymous No.4243377]

>>4240633
>Taco Bell releases this flavor of Doritos tacos.

[Anonymous No.4245367]

>>4243280
Because you're not eating the meat you think you are.

[Anonymous No.4245373]

>>4235347

Aww shit. I have to get me one of these.

[Anonymous No.4245405]

>>4235347

The height of American news.

[Anonymous No.4245434]

>>4243377
I'm still waiting for a sweet chili version, then I might possibly consider going to a TB to get one.

[Leafhopper No.4245439]

>>4245405
>>>/pol/

[Anonymous No.4245447]

>>4245405
At least we know what we're buying, you could be buying dog meat labeled beef right now.

[Anonymous No.4245448]

>>4245405
that's what I thought when I saw the article.
why is this news?

[Anonymous No.4245457]

>>4245447

I'm an American you faggot.

[Serkit !eSpvUDpflw No.4245547]

I might go to Taco Bell for dinner tonight. I don't feel like cooking anything.

[Anonymous No.4245557]

>>4245547
Volcano Nachos
Bean Burrito with sour cream
Beef Chalupa with pepper jack sauce
Cheesy Fiesta Potatoes
Large Baja Blast

Do it, Anon. Do it.

[Anonymous No.4246299]

>>4240633

Flamas is the new hotness, anon.

These are hotter than the habanero ones were... they're like Mexican chili-lime but hot and sour as FUCK. Like, super strong, goddamn.