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4231728 No.4231728 [Reply] [Original]

I know I've seen this place mentioned on here at least a handful of times.

http://eater.com/archives/2013/02//heart-attack-grill-spokesman-diefrom-a-heart-attack.php

>> No.4231762
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>Not only has the Heart Attack Grill seen women collapse and men suffer actual heart attacks while dining at the restaurant, but another spokesman for the restaurant died nearly two years ago at the age of 29.

>> No.4231859

Truth in advertising. Refreshing to see these days.

>> No.4231866
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>> No.4231878

In his defense, both his parents died young from coronary disease.

>> No.4231903

i dont get shit like this... you only get one life, might as well make it as long as possible. even if your life sucks, its better than not existing.

>> No.4231909

>>4231903
You don't know any of that is true.

>> No.4231910

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5Oa5157c

>> No.4231917

I think it was a life well lived for him. His only regret is not living long enough to eat more burgers.

>> No.4231922

>>4231903
If you believe that not existing is the final result then it makes no odds if you have a short or long life as you will be oblivious to it in death.

>> No.4231940

Protip: The gimmick is neat, but even Five Guys is better.

If you don't want pounds of beef and potatoes fried in lard with malt liqour/buttermilk milkshakes and unfiltered cigarettes, then don't go.

>> No.4231947

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BlHyws8vI

>> No.4231952

i think i'm a horrible person
this restaurant sounds amazing

>> No.4231956

>>4231728
He died the way he lived

>> No.4231965

>>4231728
I want these girls to sit on my face while they eat the burgers.

>> No.4231975

>>4231965
They probably hear that all damn day at work.

>> No.4231979

>>4231965
that sounds tricky and complicated

>> No.4232001

>>4231965
>>4231975
>>4231979
Trust me, from a guy that's eaten there, you don't want this. Most of them look like the middle aged waitresses at Denny's.

>> No.4232007

I've read things from people who have eaten at that place. Everyone said the food was disgusting flavorless garbage.

>> No.4232009

That place used to be here in AZ, but I guess it's moved to Vegas. I wanted to visit it one day but now it's too late.

>> No.4232016

>>4231975

It must really, REALLY suck to be a waitress in one of these places... I hope the pay is good.

>> No.4232017

>>4232007
Doesn't matter. Making money off idiots is the name of the game today. Get in or get left behind.

>> No.4232023

>>4232016
I'm sure they know what they're getting into. The floors had mirrors on them, didn't they? Kind of makes for an uncomfortable atmosphere...

>> No.4232025

>>4232023

Yeesh, that's... Classy...

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>>4231728
Jesus, it feels like yesterday that their old spokesman died.

>>4231903
>you only get one life, might as well make it as long as possible
I'm not usually defending gluttony, but longevity sounds like a stupid standard by which to measure life. If a guy loves fatty food and would be unhappy without it, maybe 25 years with burgers are better than 70 without. Same thing if a guy likes drugs or extreme sports. Trying to hold on to your life and not living it as a consequence sounds really sad imo.
>even if your life sucks, its better than not existing.
If you mean that in the 'it gets better' sense, I agree. If you mean crippling depression or untreatable, painful disease are better than a lack of consciousness, I really can't see how anyone would think that.

>>4232007
>Everyone said the food was disgusting flavorless garbage.
Does that come as a surprise to anyone?

>>4232016
>It must really, REALLY suck to be a waitress in one of these places
"As the French would say, Who doesn't like getting their butt sucked?"

>> No.4232064

Do fat people really eat for free ?
This sounds bullshit how do they even survive

>> No.4232107

>>4232042
>Does that come as a surprise to anyone?

Yes, it's plenty suprising. I'm shocked that someone can fuck up freshly made fries cooked in lard.

>> No.4232132

>>4232107
>I'm shocked that someone can fuck up freshly made fries cooked in lard.
Usually if someone fucks that up, it's a gimmicky fast food place. But I don't really mind, because when I do eat fast food, I use it as a salted fat delivery system. All I expect is a bland, mushy pile I can throw ungodly amounts of salt on.

>> No.4232142

>>4232042
Who DOES like getting their butt sucked?

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This is almost as ironic as the inventor of the Segway dying in a Segway accident

Or the creator of the Atkins diet getting run over by a bread truck

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>> No.4232158

>place advertising the AMOUNT of food they serve
>burgers too big to eat like a sandwich
>expecting it to be good in any way

>> No.4232165

Meat is safe, guize!

>> No.4232166

>>4232142
It's a reference to 'Guts' by Chuck Palahniuk.