/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.4207307]

What do rednecks eat?

[None !2fiREZiSTw No.4207310]

Cube steak with ketchup, canned corn, instant mashed potatoes, white bread, and kookaid.

[Anonymous No.4207318]

>>4207310
>kookaid

[Anonymous No.4207319]

Anything barbecue. It tastes good.

[Anonymous No.4207328]

I know that rednecks have a lot of unprotected sex with a lot of people, but to STDs run as rampant in their population as they do in the urban populations.

I need to know for...research

[Anonymous No.4207331]

Their sisters

[Anonymous No.4207349]

Needs Newports tucked into bra/shorts...

[Anonymous No.4207362]

pussy and pussy accessories

[Anonymous No.4207387]

>>4207310
>Cube steak with ketchup

Uh?

[Anonymous No.4207394]

Chicken fried steak, fried okra, fried green tomatoes, corn bread and a Yoohoo to wash it all down.

[Anonymous No.4207395]

>>4207349
>Newports
>anyone other one other than niggers
I think you mean Marlboro Reds/Blacks/Menthols.

[Anonymous No.4207400]

sketti

[Anonymous No.4207401]

>>4207394
Oh, and I forgot the mashed taters with chicken gravy.

[Anonymous No.4207407]

>>4207395
More like Winstons

[Anonymous No.4207409]

Most boxed/canned meals and microwave dinners.

[Anonymous No.4207413]

>>4207400
With spaghetti sauce made by mixing butter and ketchup.

[Anonymous No.4207419]

>>4207413
That's a level of failure even below rednecks. Trailer trash usually just buy cheap jars of pasta sauce.

[Anonymous No.4207422]

Redneck here.

Homecooked meals are usually a plate consisting of a portion of meat, starch, and veggies(usually canned).

For meat you'd usually have something like fried chicken, roast beef, meat loaf, etc.

Veggies would be canned green beans, canned yellow corn, corn on the cob, butter beans, or peas.

Starches would be stuff like rice and gravy, mashed potatoes and gravy, mac and cheese, etc.

And you also have shit like spaghetti, tacos, lasagna, and fast food like burgers and pizza.

[Anonymous No.4207427]

[Anonymous No.4207474]

>>4207387
Seriously someone explain this to me. I've never heard of it. Is the cube steak fried or something?

[Anonymous No.4207480]

>>4207474
I've lived in the south for 20 years. I've never seen anyone put ketchup on their chicken fried steak. Everyone puts chicken gravy on them.

[Anonymous No.4207482]

>>4207474
Cheap cuts of meat beat to oblivion with the spikey side of a meat tenderizer.

It's what they use to make chicken fried steak.

[Anonymous No.4207518]

>>4207307
Other rednecks
Their male relatives' penises
The necks of bottles of moonshine

[Anonymous No.4207520]

>>4207422
>Butter beans
I didn't know anyone else called them that.

[Anonymous No.4207610]

They eat no differently than anyone else poor, OP. Fuck your stereotypes.

[Anonymous No.4207638]

sketty and store brand catsup.

[Anonymous No.4207641]

I grew up in the Northeast US in an upper-middle-class home and when it comes to string beans, god help me, I just really like the canned ones a billion times better than fresh.

[Anonymous No.4207654]

>>4207307
she could always eat muh dick.

why do i find white trash so attractive!! god damnit!

[Anonymous No.4208017]

fried things
salty things

[Anonymous No.4208027]

>>4207654

Attracted to your own kind

[Anonymous No.4208079]

Apparently all the right things if they look like her.

If that kind of delicious pale body is what shitty trailer trash food gives you then sign me up

[Anonymous No.4208102]

>>4208027
is actually second cousin

[Anonymous No.4208167]

I thought this thread was what do redheads eat.

I think that would have made for a much more interesting thread. I am disappoint.

[Anonymous No.4208186]

>>4207307
She looks like she could be moot's twin sister.

[Anonymous No.4208206]

I moved to a rural area for a while from a nice, culturally diverse and educated area(many vegetarians/healthy eaters) and I noticed one thing that bothered me the most.
>so much soda and sweetened tea
If I wanted iced tea in a restaurant, I had to clarify 'UNSWEET tea' instead and it was usually wrong.
I was also in a grocery store and saw a woman pile two cartloads of soda, Lunchables, potato chips, ketchup, frozen fried foods and macaroni dinner boxes. I could go on all day about red neck food.
I once visited with a side of my significant other's family that's very off from the rest and they mixed mayonnaise, chips, and beans and called it a salad. I felt bad for not eating that day and they probably hate me, but I didn't see a vegetable or anything not shat out of Monsanto's processed asshole all day.

[Anonymous No.4208219]

miracle whip on wonderbread

[Anonymous No.4208229]

>>4208206
>vegetarians/healthy eaters
>vegetarians =/= healthy eaters
If someone were educated, they would more likely eat a balanced diet, instead of self-righteousness on a plate.

[Anonymous No.4208231]

>>4208229
HUEHUEHUEHUE I TROL VEGITERIENS XDDDDDD

[Anonymous No.4208235]

>>4208206
Fuck you & your elitist attitude.
Your SO's family hates you & so does your SO. Your relationship won't last, you fucking twat.

[Anonymous No.4208267]

The best food I've ever eaten while being alive for 41 years was during my 17 year stay in the southern states. NC, GA, TN, AL and TX. And got damn, those Texans can make a superb brisket. I also noticed that bbq is different depending on where you are. Texans like rubs, in Kansas they like sauce and in North Cackalaky they like sweet bbq flavors. And ooooh mère de mon enfant, those people from Louisiana can make some gumbo, mud bugs and jambalaya. Mmm!

[Anonymous No.4208268]

>>4208206
guess what buddy, the seeds for most of the vegetables you eat come from Monsanto anyway.

you sound like an asshole

[Anonymous No.4208274]

Less international food and more typical rustic Anglo-Eurocentric food. I.e. more roasts and less pho. Of course you'll find disgusting food habits everywhere.

[Anonymous No.4208278]

>>4208274
>Piggly Wiggly t-shirt.

I lol'd for real.

[Anonymous No.4208284]

>>4208274

So she's not an authentic redneck, just someone who was hired for this?

[Anonymous No.4208286]

>>4208278
>mfw I just went to the Piggly Wiggly website and their t-shirts are on back order.

[Anonymous No.4208293]

Cajun cuisine which is ironically descendant from the typically thought of as sophisticated, French cuisine.

[Anonymous No.4208292]

>>4208284
She looks like a typical southern gal to me (minus the mud, of course).

Southern women are smoking hot.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2JdcU-fDs

[Anonymous No.4208308]

>>4207307
Tang sandwich.
Toaster shakins.

[Anonymous No.4208309]

Spam
Hamburger Helper
Light beer
"Sketti"
Sorry excuses for steak
KFC
Hotdogs chopped up in ketchup or BBQ sauce

[Anonymous No.4208314]

Tater tots

[Anonymous No.4208320]

>>4208293
There may be some superficial similarities, but Creole people and rednecks are not the same thing.

[Anonymous No.4208338]

>Rednecks
>They believe they can "live off the land"
>Eat nothing but Monsanto processed garbage
Wut

[Anonymous No.4208344]

>>4208338
They can run a trot line. Do you even know what that is?

[Anonymous No.4208352]

>>4208344
I know what a trotline is you dumb bastard and I also know that shitty Hank Jr. song so get the dick back in your mouth.

[Anonymous No.4208354]

>>4208352
You don't know anything. But feel free to keep on trolling until you get banned.

[Anonymous No.4208361]

>>4208354
Please explain to me how I "Don't know anything". I've lived in the south and dealth with rednecks all 28 of my years. How the hell am I trolling?

[Anonymous No.4208403]

>>4207307
I'm from Indiana, and Jesus she's hot. She's like a Hoosier 11.

[Anonymous No.4208411]

>>4207307
Cock

[Anonymous No.4208412]

>>4207307
Dammit meant to write co/cks/

[Anonymous No.4208417]

>>4207395
I've noticed a good many Newport Menthol smokers amongst Central PA rednecks.

[Anonymous No.4208434]

Coming from the south, rednecks like fried things, things they can make themselves on a grill, barbecue, venison, jerky, and smoked meat. Basically they like their meat.

[Anonymous No.4208556]

>>4208403
She has a banging body but dat slack-jawed face...

[Anonymous No.4208577]

>>4208556
Only gets me more randy

[Anonymous No.4208584]

>>4208577
Who is randy and why would you want to "get him?"

[Anonymous No.4208593]

>>4208584
>randy
>him
This guy doesn't know shit about rednecks

[Anonymous No.4208600]

>>4207482
>mfw

I remember now when I was 10 my mother made me try to eat one of those "cube steaks", she even put white gravy on it to try and make it look appetizing.

I will confront her about this tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.4208643]

>>4208403

What do you call a pretty girl in Indiana?

[spoiler]lost[/lelnospoilers]

[Anonymous No.4208649]

>>4208600

I just made some fried cubed steak yesterday. Came out damn good.

you got something against country cookin', boy?

[Anonymous No.4208656]

>>4208649
The meat tasted just plain disgusting and the texture was just fucking horrible, note, this is when I was 10, I wasn't picky, if I had to eat chicken nuggets and kraft macaroni all day no fucks would be given, but I specifically remember me hating that shit and not eating.

[Anonymous No.4208666]

>>4208656

I only had "country cooking" when I visited my grandparents in the midwest for holidays. Now I live out here and I love it. Green bean casserole, fried low quality cuts of meat and the like. But my friends who actually grew up out here can't stuff. It must be that kind of the thing, where your body just starts to reject all this canned and fried garbage.

[Anonymous No.4208759]

>>4207422
Breaking News: corn IS starch!

[Anonymous No.4208783]

>>4208759
Cool story, bro.

I guess next you're going to tell me beans/blackeyed peas aren't vegetables either.

[Anonymous No.4208784]

http://gawker.com/5975802/butter-a-sugar-makes-everything-taste-betr-cooking-with-honey-boo-boo-and-ma-is-as-gross-as-youd-suspect

[Anonymous No.4208895]

>>4208783
Not who you are responding to, but he's right. Peas are a starch too.

Go on 'n git, redneck

[Anonymous No.4208913]

>>4208292

until they hit 37. Then its just turrible.

[Anonymous No.4208945]

We eat a lot of mac and cheese and hamburger helper.

[Anonymous No.4208947]

>scroll
>scroll
>scroll
>chew on beef jerky
>scroll
>this thread
>look at beef jerky, feel sad
>keep chewing
>scroll

[Anonymous No.4208975]

>>4207307
>What do rednecks eat?
The same as devout Christians eat.

[Anonymous No.4208998]

>>4208783
To me (the one you were responding to) beans, peas and even corn are all vegetables.
But they also appear to be starch, and topping rice, pasta or potatoes AND corn or peas/beans is like topping sugar with sugar.

You can eat leafy vegetables though, or veggies like cauliflower, broccoli or zucchini if you really want to benefit from "veggies" in a nutritional way.

[Anonymous No.4209016]

>>4207307
Any answer besides;
>Every hole she owns
Is wrong. That is all.

[Anonymous No.4209124]

>>4208784

That poor turkey.

[Anonymous No.4209146]

>>4208947
iktf
>scroll
>scroll
>scroll
>eating Kettle Pops
>scroll
>this thread
>look at Kettle Pops and Big Red soda, feel sad
>keep eating
>scroll

[Anonymous No.4209276]

>>4209016
what if she owns a shallow grave in the middle of a wheat field where she buried the baby she had when she was 11

[Anonymous No.4209518]

>>4208274
>>4208278
Former Piggly Wiggly employee here. Yankees would throw a fit over these damn shirts.

[Anonymous No.4210654]

>>4209518
haha you had to live in the south

[Anonymous No.4210663]

chicken fried bacon

[Anonymous No.4210873]

Chips and soda. Both off brand of course.

[Anonymous No.4210890]

>>4207480
not chicken gravy, "white" gravy, cream gravy, etc. not chicken.

[Anonymous No.4210892]

X fried X
candied bugs

[Anonymous No.4210895]

>>4209146
>Big Red only rednecks w/o kids drink that stuff

[Anonymous No.4210905]

>no one mentions mountain dew

Step it up.