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>tfw you will never make sweet sweet love to her jewcunt
;_;

>> No.4194166

>>4194157
she's not fat and old enough for my taste

>> No.4194168

>>4194157
Looks like a fat Russell Brand.

>> No.4194171

>>4194168
lol

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>>4194168

>> No.4194181
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>>4194157
The things I would give to be able to stick my entire head into her cunt and have her pretend to give birth to me and then she'd be my second mother and we'd fornicate in a mountain of chocolate syrup, bacon grease and blood sausage.

Oh lord, I worked up a sweat there.

>> No.4194185

How would you cook Nigela's chicken breasts?

>> No.4194186

I just want to cum all over her tits and tell her to get the fuck out of my house.

>> No.4194189
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>> No.4194202

>>4194157
she's really testing the limit of those spanks

>> No.4194203

>>4194189
Does Nigella arouse you, in any way? What celebrity chef do you favor?

>> No.4194222

>>4194203

Not at all, but I'm sure Kirk and her would have interesting offspring.

I'd totally let Bourdain bone me, even though I think he's more of a personality than a chef. After that, probably Brown. I'd be his life companion, he's funny and interesting. Third place would probably go to Scott Conant, he's obviously straight and the probabilities he could be swayed are negligible.

>> No.4194231

>>4194157
I wish to hook her up to a milking machine and see what kind of culinary delights her breastmilk could make. Other than that, I'm not interested

>> No.4194235

>>4194222
Choosing Bourdian over Adam Richman. Get with it.

>> No.4194238

I don't care what the fuck can she cook

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>>4194166
I know what you need

>> No.4194246

>>4194241
Would definitely bone the dead one!

>> No.4194258

>>4194235

Bourdain is really fucking sexy. I swear, I almost #cut4bourdain when I found out he had a wife and kids.

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>>4194258
Whatcha doing?

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>>4194283
Just holding my bone. You?

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>>4194306
Nuthin much.

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>>4194310
Wanna kick back with some brews and skinny dipping?

>> No.4194332

>not posting the nigella talks dirty vid
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RtSkk7A9I

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>>4194325
Maaaybe. Whatcha got?

>> No.4194357

>>4194246

... those are chickens.

>> No.4194356

>>4194157
she wears a girdle, right?

>> No.4194370

>>4194157
Age has not been good to her :(

>> No.4194374

>>4194370
She has big tits. That is literally all she has going for her these days.

>> No.4194376

I sat a few seats from Anthony Bourdain in the Toronto airport last July while waiting to board. He was just quietly typing on his cell phone.

I love his show but instead of being an annoying cunt, I just said "Hey, Mr. Bourdain. Never change." And then got on my plane.

>> No.4194419

Look at her hands, then watch this video

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bSLmFW_GU

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>>4194376

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ITT: Permavirgin sexual tension

>> No.4194434

>>4194376
Name-dropping on an anonymous board... weird.

>> No.4194443

>>4194434
>name dropping

I don't think you know what that word means.

>> No.4194452

>>4194443
I believe the context I used it in was correct.

>> No.4194469

>>4194452

No.

>> No.4194635

>>4194157
There's no way that pic isn't altered.

>> No.4194649

>>4194635
She must be wearing a girdle or something because she has major fat on that flat ass and hips (and not necessarily the good kind of distribution).

>> No.4194714

>>4194357
No, at least one of them is dead now.

>> No.4194723

you are now aware that Nigella Lawson is 53 years old

>> No.4194735

>>4194723
IDGAF. Look at dem tittays http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowb/article-2260658/Nigella-Lawson-lks-slimmer-continues-try-crack-Amica.html

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Dear lord no wonder on The Taster or whatever show she's on, I have never seen her tits down.

>> No.4194812

>>4194723
that just means i want to rub my face all over a set of perfectly aged boobies. no problems for me (or my face).

>> No.4194829

Hhhnnngh. Yes. Thank you based anon, I will fap well tonight.

>> No.4196490

>>4194723

Fuck me, is she really 53? Props to her for looking that good at that age.

>> No.4196634

>>4194735

They look way smaller now.

A shame.