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Today I came across a coupon for a bag of Tyson Southern Style Breast Tenderloins. See, I've never had a Tyson product before and I figured there must be a reason why the brand is so popular, so I thought I'd try them... and they literally taste like poison. Preservative free, my ass.

So I've come to you with a question: how do I make them taste a little less like poison? Should I fry them instead of baking them? Add some spices to the mix? Completely mask the pernicious flavor with a good dipping sauce?

Also, I love you, /ck/... despite the fact that the board is gradually turning into /pol/.

>> No.4193851

INGREDIENTS:
Boneless chicken breast tenderloins, water, seasoning (salt, natural flavoring), salt, seasoning (salt, flavoring). BREADED WITH: Wheat flour, water, salt, spice, dextrose, yellow corn flour, buttermilk powder, extractives of paprika. Breading set in vegetable oil.

I can't figure out which part of that would taste like poison

>> No.4193855

>>4193845
>Preservative free, my ass.
not having preservatives is probably why they taste bad

>> No.4193858

Ketchup

>> No.4193867
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4193867

>southern style

>> No.4193889

>>4193867
I live in the south and even I don't know what the hell that means.

>> No.4193896

>>4193889
with things like this, it usually means fried

>> No.4193906

>>4193867
>>4193889
It's the seasoning and breading that make it "southern"
>buttermilk and paprika
Now as to what that seasoning actually is, I don't know, since the ingredients only say "seasoning".

>> No.4193910

> and they literally taste like poison.
what kind of poison?

>> No.4193920

>>4193889
It is just fry like how apparently people do it in the South, but I have never seen any shit that looks like this, my mother makes chicken that looks like any other non-batter fry.

The normal stripes are much better.

>> No.4194015

I knew a girl who used to taste like Tyson's

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4194123

>mfw no one has offered any recommendations for OP

I'd try frying them, adding a little pepper and dipping 'em in Sweet Baby Ray's.

>> No.4194129
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4194129

>pic related

Not trolling, it is my go-to for making artificial or tasteless crap bearable.

>> No.4194134

>>4194129
This OP. Not a single other thing on this planet makes Tyson chicken edible except for hot sauce.

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4194154

>>4194134
at least OP got their fried chicken.

Nothing can save Tyson pre-grilled chicken.

>> No.4194160

>>4193845
take it back to the store to exchange or throw it out.

>> No.4194180

>>4194160
Wait, can I take them back to the store and get my money back? I am firmly against wasting food.

>> No.4194184

>>4194180
Put some dead bugs in the bag, then tell them it was tainted food.

They'll shit themselves fearing a lawsuit and give you a full refund.

>> No.4194187

>>4194180
Yeah, but since you left with it, they'll toss it out anyway...

>> No.4194206

>>4194187
Fuck, I didn't even think about that. I bet I look brilliant right now.

I do have some Frank's, so I'll definitely use that. I was thinking about making chicken sandwiches with a couple chicken strips, lettuce, tomatoes, cheddar and mayo. I guess I'll fry the chicken next time too.

Any other suggestions?

>> No.4194215

deep fry dat shit

>> No.4196373

>>4194154
I nearly killed my parents by serving them Tyson pre-grilled chicken.

>> No.4197268

>they taste like poison
>tell me how to make them taste better

Normally when something tastes like poison you DON'T FUCKING EAT IT, not just mask the taste

>> No.4197339

>>4197268
Wasting food is a sin though.

>> No.4197353

>>4197339
It's not food though.

>> No.4197355

>>4197339

>found a gun and some bullets. Might as well shoot myself in the head so the bullets don't go to waste

>> No.4197359

>>4197339
It's no longer food. Bury it deep and bless the ground around it to prevent it from seeking revenge.

>> No.4197365

>>4194154
PRE-grilled?
you've gotta be fucking kidding me....
how lazy can people be