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>> No.4192219

[panic]

>> No.4192221

0/10 would not answer

>> No.4192237
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4192237

>H-hello?
>YOU STUPID LITTLE PRICK? WHERE ARE YOU? DINNER SERVICE STARTS IN 10 MINUTES AND NO ONE HAS HEARD FROM YOU. I PLAINLY TOLD EVERYONE THAT DINNER SERVICE WOULD START AN HOUR EARLY TONIGHT.
>I-I..I didn't know.
>BOLLOCKS, I TOLD EVERYONE TO THEIR STUPID FUCKING FACES BEFORE THEY LEFT WORK YESTERDAY, YOU INCOMPETENT LITTLE SHIT. YOU'RE A PATHETIC EXCUSE FOR CHEF AND YOU'RE NEVER GOING TO MAKE IT IN THIS INDUSTRY. COME FUCKING SEE ME AS SOON AS YOU FUCKING GET HERE.
>Y-yes...che...<Gordon hangs up>
>Gordon's face when

>> No.4192239

[heavy breathing]

>> No.4192241
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4192241

Could you imagine Gordon Ramsay and Frank Booth arguing?

>> No.4192243

>pick up
>"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
>hang up
>leave country

>> No.4192245

>>4192237
> not been at your station hours before service to check your mis en place and get prep done
> not listening to your head chef

>> No.4192249

>Pick up
>I'm Marco Pierre-White
>Everything went better than expected

>> No.4192259

>Hey Gordon
>Hey wanna go grab a pint?
>Sounds good

>> No.4192269

I secretly want to marry Gordon Ramsay and give him many sons.
He's just so sassy.

>> No.4192337 [DELETED] 

>>4192269
Too bad he already has a wife and children.

>> No.4192392

>>4192337
and a mistress

>> No.4192429

>not using Jelly Bean
>2013

get a load of this guy

>> No.4192431

>>4192337
I seen da nigger in Hull at a chippy, innit. John P too

>> No.4193314

Yes, Gordon?

>> No.4193380

>remove battery from phone
>have phone number changed

>> No.4193833

>>4193380
What's wrong? Can't you meet Ramsay's high standards?

He only wants to better you.

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>> No.4193924

>pick up
>h..hello?
>YOU STUPID LITTLE PRICK! DO YOU NOT REALIZE HOW MANY PEOPLE DIED FOR THIS PHONE TO BE MADE. THE LITHIUM ALONE COST MORE HUMAN LIVES THEN YOU ARE WORTH! YOU COULD EASILY HAVE LOCAL FRESH LITHIUM BUT YOU ARE STUUUPID.

>> No.4193942

It's fucking raw!

>> No.4193943

>your risotto was FUCKING SHIT

>> No.4193944

>>4193900
Gordon what happened to your face

>> No.4193951

I would be thrilled about this strange circumstance of a wrong number. I'd definitely invite him for a few pints or a bottle of Scotch.