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If you were a beer what beer would you be?

I think I'd be a Coopers Stout.

>It's not very often you would see me in a night club

>I'm not popular with the ladies

>you may not like me at first but the more time you spend with me the more you will like me

>I can be bitter

>I can be sweet

>I may give you lots of head or none at all

>I'm relatively cheap

>I'm better in a colder climate

>I'm good with food

>> No.4170031
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4170031

>>4170002
I'd be Carlton Black

>Very Similar to Coopers Stout

>But easier to get along with

>> No.4170037
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4170037

Augustiner

>I'm desired

>I'm a elitist.

>People want to hate me but when push comes to shove I'll make you want me

>> No.4170361
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4170361

i'd be a James Squire Pilsner

>I may not be as popular as other people i hang around with (James squire golden ales) but when you hang out with me your glad you did

>I'm good to have around when you're working hard on something

> I have a complexity to me you wouldn't expect

> im quite headstrong yet i don't hang around past my welcome

> I go perfectly with bbq foood

>> No.4170449

I thought all the autists were locked up in /mlp/.

>> No.4170458

Coopers is dark is more obscure, mate
Step up, willya?

>> No.4170799
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4170799

Molson 10.1

>I'm nasty

>only the really desperate go for me

>and only when they don't have money for anything else

>I will most likely make you barf when you finish

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4171177

I'd be a Corona, I go down easily and my image means everything, thirst means nothing.

>> No.4171178

Guiness Genuine Draft

>> No.4171216
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4171216

>Beer

I much prefer cider, to be honest.

>> No.4171481

Budweiser.

>> No.4171558

>>4171177
>I'd be a corona
>I'm cheap
>I taste like piss
>I'm unpalatable without lime
>extremely popular for no earthly reason.

>> No.4171575

I'd be the lightest most pussy beer you know of because I can barely stand beer that actually tastes like beer.

>> No.4171607
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4171607

I'd be a Kodiak Gold

First real ale I ever tasted and I still claim it as a benchmark for any other ales I try

>> No.4173121

I'd be a shitty beer that you regret the next day, for reasons unknown you will return to me in the future thinking I may have changed in some way.

>> No.4173354

>>4171216
nigga those are just glorified vodka cruisers

>> No.4173355

I'd be whiskey. Suck it fags.

>> No.4173357

Spaten optimator doppelboch.

>> No.4173361
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4173361

I'd be a Super Bock

>I'm Portuguese
>I'm super
>I'm a bock