/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[I am a !Vegan8cbfU No.4158220]

Why aren't you a vegan yet?

[Anonymous No.4158223]

I was. Eventually I woke up to the fact that it is fucking retarded.

[I am a !Vegan8cbfU No.4158225]

>>4158223
Why do you think it is retarded?

[Anonymous No.4158228]

my doctor told me that if I don't consume meat, my vajayjay will grow back.

[Anonymous No.4158226]

>>4158220
Because I respect myself.

[I am a !Vegan8cbfU No.4158233]

>>4158228
What is B-12?

[Anonymous No.4158237]

>>4158233

no it's more of a psychological ailment.

[Anonymous No.4158242]

Because I enjoy being an omnivore and getting benefits from all food groups (including meat AND vegetables.)

[Anonymous No.4158248]

Because cows taste good

[Anonymous No.4158257]

>>4158242
>>4158242
>>4158242

[Anonymous No.4158266]

Because I think it's idiotic. I can somewhat understand vegetarians, but not vegans.

[Anonymous No.4158263]

there's a surplus of anon-vegan foods.

I'm trying to solve that issue.

[Anonymous No.4158264]

>>4158220
Because fuck nature

[Anonymous No.4158283]

i'm already calm as a meat eater

[Anonymous No.4158287]

>>4158220

Too absolute. Instead of being a vegan, I can be a very healthy guy who eats mostly vegetables but can still enjoy a very delicious piece of meat/eggs/cheese every now and then.

I don't need any special treatment, menus, titles, and I don't need to bitch to everyone about my lifestyle.

[Anonymous No.4158288]

Because I fucking love meat.

[Anonymous No.4158307]

>>4158220
Because I'm not a limp-dicked faggot.

[Anonymous No.4158312]

>>4158287
>I don't need any special treatment, menus, titles, and I don't need to bitch to everyone about my lifestyle.
Thank you for being a decent human being.

[Anonymous No.4158323]

[Anonymous No.4158355]

Because the only meat I eat is fish and I can't give it up.

[Anonymous No.4158368]

>>4158355

>2013
>calling fish meat

haha, oh wow...the catholic church has a big ass problem with you.

[Anonymous No.4158375]

>>4158288
You love a food item that has been forced on you.

>>4158307
Look at your dick right now. It's probably limp, and judging by your behavior... you probably are a faggot.

[Anonymous No.4158408]

>>4158220
Because animals are fucking delicious.

[Anonymous No.4158479]

>>4158368
? Fish is meat..

[Anonymous No.4158485]

>>4158220
>why aren't you a vegan yet

because I'm not an immasculated hipster sheep like OP

Pic related, over 9000 hours in MS paint

[Anonymous No.4158490]

>>4158479

tell that to lent.

[Anonymous No.4158498]

Because I'm human.

[Anonymous No.4158502]

Because I have fangs, and mine are quite pronounced too. I was meant to rip into and tear away at meat.

[Anonymous No.4158504]

>>4158368

Well however you want it then.
Meat by definition is the flesh of animals, so the catholic church can piss off.

[Anonymous No.4158539]

>>4158490
I don't give a fuck about religious ideals.

[Anonymous No.4158558]

Here it is OP. The truth.

People may have extremist opinions, but they feel uncomfortable with other people's extremist opinions.

That's why non-vegans are uncomfortable around vegans. It's as extremist as you can get in normal society.

[Anonymous No.4158727]

Because meat is awesome!

[Anonymous No.4158745]

>>4158220
because there is no such a thing

[Anonymous No.4158848]

>>4158745
Interesting pic, but why does any of that matter? Don't vegans only care about what they eat? I'm vegetarian and I don't care at all about animals. I'm just trying to avoid saturated fat and such. Hell, I go hunting with my dad and just let the rest of my family eat it.

Also, if I'm out for a nice dinner or at Christmas or something I just fucking eat the dinner. It's not like meat once in a blue moon is going to kill me.

[Anonymous No.4158851]

>>4158848
Which I guess means I'm not a vegetarian, but what should I call it? I only eat meat maybe 3 times a year.

[Anonymous No.4158855]

>>4158745
i personally dont use half of that shit anyway. the point is to make as much as an effort to stay away from such fuckery in the first place. instead of saying "oh, hurr, i've been using animal products this whole time? oh well i guess only thing left to do now is to be a complete dickhead and go against my so called values cuz there's no hope." when you can just put the effort to look for alternatives. youve already given up most of the filth associated with modern animal husbandry so whats a few more things, anyway?

[Anonymous No.4158934]

I'm not a vegan because I enjoy eggs for breakfast, and as an ingredient in noodles.

I don't eat meat or drink milk though, just for health reasons.

[Anonymous No.4158954]

Because it's not the optimal diet for human beings.

[Anonymous No.4158956]

Because I like the taste of meat and understand the food chain?

I also don't force my beliefs on other people like bitchy preachy vegans who make other vegans look terrible. Get the cucumber out of your cunt and stop worrying about what other people do with their diets.

[Anonymous No.4158967]

>>4158954
Bingo.

Humans (inlcuding our markedly larger and better brains) evolved while eating cooked meat. The fact that cooked meat provides 5-6 times the caloric density of vegetables is extremely valuable to the human diet

But I suppose fuck nature and fuck whats made humans strong, OP. All glory be to vegans

[Anonymous No.4159081]

All you have to do is eat about 10 times less meat than modern westerners generally do, and avoid processed sugars, and you'll be fine. If the point of veganism is to avoid diet-generated chronic diseases like diabetes 2 and atherosclerosis and such, you'll be fine.

If you're doing it for ethics reasons, then whatever, faith is by definition beyond rational debate.