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Do these things really disgust you so much that you get diarrhea immediately after eating them?

I always thought they were pretty tasty growing up, and the easiest meal ever.

>> No.4157952

those are the only good ones

>> No.4157964
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4157964

>>4157952

apparently you've never had this

>> No.4157974
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4157974

>Microwave smells like shit.
>First bite, scold tongue, dribbles out the end into your hand and/or on your chin.
>Oh fuck.
>Throw hot pocket across room.
>Mess everywhere.
>Mouth on fire.
>tfw

>> No.4157980

My mom always bought the ham and cheese ones from Costco. Loved them so much <3

Would eat again.

>> No.4157987

Don't you idiots realize that you can buy some puff pastry and throw *name any ingredients* and actually have something good for 1/3 of the price of hotpockets?

>> No.4157993

>bite into it
>molten cheese squeezes out of the other end onto your hand
>AHHH FUCK OOOOOOOAHAHAHAHHUUUUUUUUU

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>> No.4158022

>>4157974
>>4157993
youre supposed to wait two minuntes before eating you dumb fucks

>> No.4158025

>>4158022

who the fuck can wait two minutes before eating, you dumb fuck.

>> No.4158027

I do love these and celeste pizza's.

>> No.4158028

>>4158027

what color is your trailer?

>> No.4158034

>>4158028
white why

>> No.4158035

>>4158034

no reason....gooby pls

>> No.4158044

>>4158035
Don't be hating on celeste pizza. That shit is amazing.

>> No.4158054

I liked the ham and cheese croissant ones myself.

That was when I was in highschool.

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>>4158044

I SAID...gooby pls.

>> No.4158122

>>4157951
I love hot pockets but the one in OP's picture, 6/10.

>> No.4158329

>>4157951

They had these in the vending machine at the office where I worked as a data-entry temp. It was one of those vending machines with rotating levels - I found that if you closed the door juuust enough so that the sensor thought it was closed, but it really wasn't, you could rotate the entire section and just take everything on it for the price of one item. I cleared it out of Hot Pockets and sandwiches and cup o noodles all the time that way. The pepperoni pizza ones were definitely the best.

>>4158027

I've had Celeste and honestly it kind of sucks. If you want frozen pizza go for Totino's or Tombstone. Celeste isn't even good in a trashy, trans-fat, meat-product Totino's kind of way. It just sort of sits there, a leftover from the 1970s.

>> No.4158941

>>4157974
You forgot to mention that the center is cold too.