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4155622 No.4155622 [Reply] [Original]

>meanwhile in London.

Here we have a group of overweight Europeans gathered around their feeding trough to indulge in tantalizingly greasy fried foods and extra large sodas. One of them is even wearing his favorite stretchy pants.

Let's observe as they divvy up the food, with the alpha male taking most of meats, leaving the lesser betas with the fried potato wedges.

>> No.4155629

>>4155622

>you mean Glasgow or Edinburgh

...notice irnbru in background

>> No.4155630

>cherrypicking

/ck/ is spoiled by so many.

>> No.4155635

>>4155622
this thread again?

>> No.4155644
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4155644

I see the chips (fries) and the pita/lavash bread, but what are the other atrocities? The brown fritters? The red fritters? The meat, what is that? Lamb? Finally, what are in those containers. Why would you eat something like that? What is in that lady's lap? It looks like a kilo of cocaine or possible a bag of flour?

>> No.4155645

>>4155622
Ugh, who the hell would drink IRN BRU?

>> No.4155651

>>4155645
What does it taste like anyway?

>> No.4155654

>>4155651
Like sugar with just a hint of bubblegum. The common, pink kind. Only I don't know what is giving it that taste, since the ingredients are quite simple.

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4155672

Surely I wasn't the only one who read it like this.

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>>4155672
yeah I thought that was the point. Back to the picture. WHAT IS THAT STUFF?

>> No.4155702

>>4155677
The brown and red things are chicken, I think.

>> No.4155707

>>4155677
I see Chips, Nan Bread, Tandoori Chicken, Doner Meat, and the brown things are either pakora, or onion bhajis

>> No.4155710

>>4155702

red = tandoori chicken

brown = onion pakoras

have you ever even had indian food?

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>>4155707
Thank you. Sounds alright, I don't know why it is all lumped all together like that. I would try it at least. Especially if the lady has all that cocaine, I would try A LOT of that.

>> No.4155718

>>4155714

I forgot to mention onion rings too.

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>>4155710
yeah, Indian food that comes on plates. It never looks like that though. I love indian food.

>> No.4155724

I don't see a problem. I wonder what a spread like that costs

>> No.4155729

>>4155622
What's in the sauce containers?

>> No.4155733

>>4155724
10 inch box is around £8.50

A dish from the chinese and rice cost me £7.60, to put it into perspective

>> No.4155734

They just consume and drop the remnants on the floor, it's disgusting. Soda bottles, cans and food strewn across the floor.

>> No.4155738

In America, indian food is

>rarely deep-fried
>flavorful and heavily sauced
>fucking served individually instead of all thrown in a huge greasy box

i know you have it rough europe but are you even trying

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>>4155738
Yeah, Indian food in America is predominantly vegetarian.

>> No.4155746

>>4155738
That not indian food, it's kebab shop food.

But I'm glad you're trying to make yourself feel superior

>> No.4155753

>>4155738
>>4155744
indian food in america gets shut down for health code violations all the time

>> No.4155762

>>4155753
Yeah, because America has a health code, unlike the UK.

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>>4155710
This is Indian Food.

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>> No.4155804

>>4155654
Ah, that does sound unappetizing.

>> No.4155805

>>4155651
>>4155654
IRN BRU is orange flavor. Tastes like oranges to me.

>> No.4155814

>>4155762
not sure if being sarcastic but..

the third world brings their food handling practices with them and for some reason they can't assimilate into their new culture

>> No.4155835

>>4155622
This is what? Leftovers at the end of the day sold cheap in bulk to the disgustingly obese?

>> No.4155891

>>4155835
It's feeding time at the farm.

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4155955

It gets worse, this one has a disgusting pizza in it.

>> No.4155970

>>4155622
irnbru!!! how do you drink that shit

>> No.4155977

>>4155744
What? But all the Indian food around here has tons of lamb and goat and poultry products and sometimes fish and even BEEF sometimes.

Somebody is going to have to fill me in on the specifics if there's any traditional beef dishes in India since I was under the impression that most people over there didn't eat cows because they're too useful and sacred or something.

>> No.4156002

This is what's known as a munchy box where I live. Granted, I've never actually ordered one, but I've seen that you can get a 16" pizza box filled with all kinds of shit from kebab shops.
Also, I'm from Scotland, and people are speaking about Irn Bru. I quite like it, and it feels good to be the only country in the world that sells coke with a soft drink that out-sells it.

>> No.4156006

>>4155805
No it's not.

>> No.4156010

>>4155729
It's like a spicy sauce, you always get it from kebab shops but I'm not really sure what it is. Some kind of chili sauce I guess.

>> No.4156013

When I go on my eurotrip this summer, you can damn well bet im going to get a munchie box in every country i go to

>> No.4156024

>>4156013
funfact:
in continental europe that's not even a thing

>> No.4156038

>>4156024
funfact:
fuck you, i dont care. if i see one, im buying one.

>> No.4156040

>>4156024
We're not buying it. All of you eurolards eat this.

>> No.4156113

>>4155622

I sorta miss not trying to have a boyfriend.

Sometimes I feel like "My kingdom for a night alone with a big screen TV, a PS3, a CoD disc, an amazing quantity of delivery food laid out on the coffee table, more beer than I can drink and delicious, delicious brown sumatra coffee. Knowing a 2fast4u car is waiting for me outside and I can use it on the highways at night, with no one but construction workers, FedEx employees and truckers. Plenty of cigarettes. Nowhere to go. No one to see. Not a soul caring about me."

Oh yeah. Dreams? I have them.

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4156284

Doesn't get much worse than this.

>> No.4156294

>>4156113
>Knowing a 2fast4u car is waiting for me outside and I can use it on the highways at night, with no one but construction workers, FedEx employees and truckers. Plenty of cigarettes. Nowhere to go. No one to see."
I fucking love this feeling. Music off, just the road, the darkness, the engine and you.
>" Not a soul caring about me."
Aaaand that's the downside.

>> No.4156316

>>4156284
Is that coleslaw?

>> No.4156319

>>4156316
If it is, it's the driest coleslaw I've ever seen.

>> No.4156341

>>4155746
>it's kebab shop food.

What's a kebab shop? I'm serious, I want to expand my knowledge.

>> No.4156346

>Dat feel when you would eat the fuck out of these platters.

>> No.4156367

>>4156346
Please don't lower yourself to Eurotard standards.

>> No.4156393

> Europoors judging Amerifats

> Amerifats judging Europoors

> Australian master race laughs

>> No.4156406

>>4156341

Where drunks go to eat cheap Arab food at exorbitant prices.

>> No.4156417

>>4156406
Ahh. So, it's kind of like fast food?

>> No.4156441

>>4156294

>I fucking love this feeling. Music off, just the road, the darkness, the engine and you.

I like with music. Loud music. I used to have a pretty nice sound system in my car.

>Aaaand that's the downside.

I just love being alone. For the longest time I used to want to own an isolated piece of land, live in a house seldom passed by, just alone. Just me and no one else around.

I absolutely hate being surrounded by people. I used to really want a work-at-home job just for that.

>> No.4157120

>>4156316
It's shredded lettuce.

>> No.4157138

>>4156393
>Australian
who?

>> No.4157142

>pass the controller m8

>> No.4157144

>>4156417
Yes, it's fast food. They're open later than most fast food places other than the 24 hour McDonalds and the like, and so get a lot of custom from people going home from nights out. I'm very partial to a kebab before I jump in a taxi home, staves off the hangover.

>> No.4157171

>>4156341

I believe it's what Westerners call a Doner/Shawarma joint.

>>4156406

>Doner Kebab
>Arab food

Nope, sorry.

Also, what is it with Westerners trying to make these weird food contraptions out of Doner? Just stick it in a pita/laffa with Hummus, Tahini and Mezes and be done with it. Maybe in a baguette if you're feeling adventurous. Why complicate it any more than that?

>> No.4158154

>>4157171
What is it with Europeans and big boxes of shitty fried foods? Why would you eat this nasty shit?

>> No.4158158

>dat shaved gyro loaf meat

I love it so much. I would buy this box.

>> No.4158207

>>4156341

<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kebab_shop">"Kebab shop"</a> is a term used to describe a quick service food establishment specializing in various kebabs. Kebab shops are commonplace throughout most of the European continent with recent growth in countries like the United States and Canada.

Kebab shops were born in Europe as a natural evolution of influences from Turkey into Germany in the early 1970s, where döner kebabs, iskender kebab, shish kebabs and the like were adjusted to Western palates and served with fries and beer, becoming a fast food trend that today, continues to grow in popularity.

Globalization has migrated the kebab shop beyond the shores of Europe, to the new world and even back to the old world. European kebab shops have opened in the United Arab Emirates and the Americas.

>> No.4158211

>>4158207
Look at this stupid newfag.

>> No.4158212

>>4158207

<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kebab_shop">HTML test without text quotes</a>

>> No.4158214

>>4158211

Look at this shit-sucking cunt.

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>>4158212
>>4158207

>> No.4158229

no

>> No.4158273

ITT : Britfats being fat

Stay fat UK

>> No.4158357

Wanna know why this shit is so cheap? It's refried leftovers. That's why it looks like it was left in the frier too long.

Recycling waste. You know, like farmers do.

>> No.4158361

>>4155645

Iron Brew is dynamite, man.

>> No.4158391

>>4158357

how do you know they're refried?

>> No.4158409

>>4158391
Look at that shit, I think he's just trying to give them the benefit of the doubt.

>> No.4158412

>>4157171
>what is it with Westerners trying to make these weird food contraptions out of Doner?

Westerners don't sell it though, it's middle eastern immigrants.

>> No.4158445

>>4155738
>rarely deep-fried

loads of indian food is and should be deep fried. deep frying is no bad thing.

'heavily sauced' is retarded - most of the best indian food doesn't have a sauce

'served individually', whatever. y'all put that shit together on a plate and scoop it up with chapati or naan anyway.

this is clearly junk food but i think it's hilarious that an american is claiming to have access to better indian food than the brits.

>> No.4158455

>>4155977

hindus don't. people who grow up eating food made/eaten by hindus don't. there are still many people in india who eat beef but it isn't a major part of the anglicised indian food culture. plenty of dairy though.

>> No.4158456

>>4158445
>implying

>> No.4158537

>>4158154

>Doner Kebab
>Fried

You're... you're not serious, are you?

>> No.4158557

You know this is just a scottish thing right? Not a whole U.K thing. Also, lel at the americans trying to teach us about Indian food

>> No.4158572

>>4158557
It's a European thing.

>> No.4158581

>>4158572
>It's a European thing.

Actually it's only a Scottish thing. It's not available in England.

The munchie box is just a fast food restaurant putting a bit of everything on the menu into a pizza box.

>> No.4158592

>>4155622
>fried potato wedges.

Those are called chips in England.

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>>4158557

I don't know if there are any Indians on /ck/ but I've never had 6 different dishes to choose from at a meal, except for weddings ofcourse, usually it's just one dish with a fuckload of roti's and naan's.. Well it used to be, just comfort food nowadays.

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4158608

>those fries

What is the red chicken? Pakistani chicken or something?

>> No.4158611

>>4158581
You can deny it all you want, Eurolard. It really doesn't make any difference.

>> No.4158662

I'll be honest, my stomach has a hard on for that.

>I've been in south-east London way too long...

>> No.4158683

It's a munchie box, to be consumed only when drunk and coming home from a night out. Before I came to Scotland for uni I thought they were just an urban legend and they seem to only exist here.

An average munchie box usually contains chips, donner (gyro) meat, chicken pakoras, veg pakoras, pitta bread and salad along with chili sauce, brown sauce and salad cream. The fried food is good for preventing a hangover and for quenching 'the munchies'. Sometimes the box also includes a bottle of drink and pizza, onion rings or any other fried food that the kebab shop sells.

Everything is served in a pizza box so sizes range from ~8-16" and price ranges from ~£5-25. It's usually shared between a group of people.

The girl in the photo isn't holding a bag of cocaine, she has food wrapped in a white paper bag and then put inside of a thin plastic bag.

>> No.4158721

>>4158557
>>4158581
>>4158683
Samefag.

I don't blame you for being embarrassed, but you really don't have to go this far.

>> No.4158734

Is that food on the floor in OP's pic?

>> No.4158749

>>4158721
Nope, I just turned up and saw that people still had unanswered questions so I described what it was fully.
You're right, there's no way to justify it as it really is all trash. The fact that people only get them when they're drunk is a good indicator of how bad they are.

>> No.4158765

>>4158734
Food on the floor, soda bottles/cans, and if you look at the bottom of the pic, you can see a pan handle, so there's obviously a dirty pan on the floor. This is what typical European homes look like.

>> No.4158796

>>4158765
Lol. Augh. I feel bad for laughing but that photo is hilarious and horrifying.

>> No.4158840

Amerifat here.

Everyone I know eats healthier, better food than most of Europe it looks like, now.

>> No.4158881

>>4155644
The munchy box consists of:

>Chips
>Naan bread
>Vegetable pakora
>Chicken pakora
>Onion bhajis
>Onion rings
>Doner meat (lamb)
>Chilli sauce

The lady's lap has another takeaway item on it, probably fish and chips.

Meh, act like a pompous cunt if you like, the fact is that this is a very quick, easy and cheap way to overfeed a few incredibly drunk/stoned people. Smells like shite but tastes alright.

>> No.4158884

>>4155622
>fried potato wedges
Look like bananas to me.

>> No.4158993
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4158993

I like how there's always a soda in the background. Europoors love their soda.

>> No.4159011

>Obese American trying to make himself feel better by posting pictures of lardass Scots.

>> No.4159018

>>4159011
It's not our fault that this is how Europeans eat.

>> No.4159026

>>4159018
No, it's how drunk Scots eat.

>> No.4159034

>>4159026
No, this is how all Europeans eat. It's a disgusting reality.

>> No.4159042

>>4159034
Except that's not true.

>> No.4159053

>>4159042

Have you been to the Netherlands or Germany? It's even worse. Want some kapsalon want some durum doner? How about a side of frites ortlag with that? and some kropek with sambal olek on the side?

>> No.4159068

>>4158993
That gray meat is nauseating.

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Oh God, it just gets worse.

>> No.4159185

This is one of the most disgusting threads I've ever seen.

>> No.4159508

>>4159068
Dude, it's beef combined with lamb and usually onion juices as well.

>> No.4159530

I'm stoned and this looks amazing. It might kill me halfway, but I want one.

>> No.4159532

>>4159185
this nigga has never had the late night drunk/stoner munchies before

>> No.4159533

>>4158993
And tesco brand energy drinks in the background there

>> No.4159534

>>4159508
and it's delicious

>> No.4159535

Looks more like a munchy-box, a Scotland thing. Plus the Irn Bru of course.

>> No.4159623

>>4158881
>doner meat (lamb)
i can tell from the homogenized texture that it is processed shit-tier kebab meat.

>> No.4160794 [DELETED] 

>>4159535
I've seen this in UK. Trust me, I've eaten my fair share.

>> No.4160823

>>4155622
Man, I must visit London!!!

>> No.4160890

>>4155622
I'm from Canada
>but can you explain why everything's in one box
>down in North America we put things in separate boxes because its more tidy
>that's disgusting all the food is touching

>> No.4160898

>>4160890

yeah, I was wondering that too...I thought maybe it was like the late night special where they just take what ever they have left, throw it in a box and sell it for one price.

>> No.4160924

Fuck, I would demolish all of the food in this thread. All at once.

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>>4156393
>Australian claims master race
New Zealand god guffaws.
>mfw we have better fish and chips

>> No.4162001

>>4155955
I would molest this fucking box

>> No.4162017

>>4161992
But you say it "fush and chups", which is weird.

>> No.4162038
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4162038

australia has a challenger in the late night utter garbage food category:
the AB, or after birth, is a local specialty in my city.
chips and kebab meat, smothered inketchup and garlic sauce.
only recommmended when utterly drunk.

>> No.4162051

>>4161992
Implying fush and chups matters.
It's all about the meat Broski. Though I would live in NZ if I could...

>> No.4162056

>ITT: One fatass murrkan found a single thing about food in another country to exploit and keeps referring to one country in Europe as the representation for all 50+ with absolutely no basis whatsoever

I've seen worse in your shitfucked country.

>> No.4162057

>>4162017
South Africans sound like that too...

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>>4162038
Shit yeah time for Radelaide

Washing an AB down with a Farmers Union is the best thing ever to happen in the history of the world

>> No.4162059

>>4162056
Welcome to a troll thread, Mr. Buttmad.

>> No.4162064 [DELETED] 

>>4162059
Eurolards can dish it, but they certainly can't take. Imagine if Americans were this sensitive.

>> No.4162069

>>4162058
really? i mean, good times man, but for me at least,the AB comes in solidly between 20 beers and waking upnext to a 4/10. i associate it with drunken good times. fuic is god tier though.

>> No.4162079

>>4162069
I've come to appreciate both really "bad" and really "good" food, I've found its a great way to never be disappointed by what other people serve you

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4162096

>meanwhile in murrka durrka

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>>4162096
>meanwhile in Canadia

>> No.4162135

>>4162096
God bless carne asada fries. God bless them all

>> No.4162196

>>4155622
Munchybox
>outside of jock land

>> No.4162221

>>4162096
Those are only available in like southern cali and nevada though

>> No.4162223

>>4162221
And I've been to Europe 4 times yet never seen nor heard of OP's butthurtbox

>> No.4162226

>>4162223
You ate it the entire time you were there though. Didn't you roll around in one at some point?

>> No.4162233

>>4162226
You realize you're obsessed, right?

>> No.4162245

there seems to be at least 4 people in OP's pic, probably 6. Not really such a big amount of food there.
Same with
>>4158993
you can see a plate on top of the picture, there's not much food there.
And since this is mostly chicken and big chunks of potato the global calorie intake isn't that bad. It's lower than a pizza of the same size for instance.

>> No.4162247

>>4162226
Frenchfag there. That horror in OP pic is unheard of there, even in big cities.

>> No.4162292

>irn bru

Scotland detected so not really european

>> No.4162294

>>4156406

why are you using the word cheap and exorbitant in the same sentence.

also
>6 quid for kebab and chips with a drink
>expensive

>> No.4162348

I never use pleb, but this thread is pleb central, kebab shop platters are amazing.

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>>4155955
Is that fucking kielbasa on the pizza?

>> No.4162638

>>4157171

>Doner Kebab
>Arab Food

Its not like the Ottoman Empire included the entire near east and influenced food customs from Tangiers to Kabul...

>> No.4162655

I'm pretty sure that that is Scotland in your picture, op. The Irn bru is the signature beverage of the scott. Scotland is the fatter half of the UK, where meals like the one in your picture aren't uncommon.

>> No.4162690

It's funny how sensitive the brits are about being called on their hypocrisy of hating amerifats, as if their only hope at confidence comes from believing the amerifats are slightly fatter than them. Once it comes to discussing with skinny amerifats, they literally have nothing left.

That shit looks delicious all the same, though.

>> No.4162729

>>4158361
>Iron Brew

>> No.4162769

I bet the guy with the Irn Bru looked at his mates and said, "Didn't you guys get anything?"

>> No.4162813

>>4162769
I'm sure it just happened to be near him when they opened the box. it's not like they sit around the box and eat what is only closest to them and nothing on the other side of the box. otherwise they would have to increase food box entropy by, most efficiently, closing the box or placing it all in a container and shaking it around for a few minutes to gain maximum entropy. And that's like wtf when you're drunk, man just be nice and let everyone have some, even if it's closer to uyou doesn't mean it's yours man, fuck you.

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4163267

>meanwhile in Eurolardopia

>> No.4163268

>>4156013
You can only get them in Scotland. They don't even sell them south of the border in England.

>> No.4163286

>>4158608
>fries

>> No.4163297

>>4159068
It's called lamb, a new invention.

>> No.4163306

>>4162038
That's nothing special. You can get that in most take away places in yurup.

>> No.4163312

>>4162464
What's kielbasa?

>> No.4163323

>>4163312

it's a disgusting type of sausage from some where in eastern Europe that was totally ripped off for merica' where it is sold in every grocery store and deli pre-packed and over salted with a mixture of added fat, left over meat scraps, fillers, pink slime and some spices in a synthetic casing.

>> No.4163324
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4163324

You guys should all come to Scandinavia and have a kebab & fries pizza!

>> No.4163326

>>4163268
They sell them throughout Europe. It's a European diet staple.

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4163328

>>4163324
Oh btw I am pretty certain that's Bearnaise sauce on there, YUMMY

Pic is another scandinavian pizza specialty, the spaghetti pizza!

>> No.4163330

>>4163323
Most Americans get their sausages from a butcher, I'd imagine it's better than anything the Europoors could get.

>> No.4163334

>>4163328
>>4163324
get out. both of you. get. out.

>> No.4163335
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>>4163328
Following up with a pizza that has garnered popularity in Sweden especially. The chicken, Curry, and Banana pizza.

>> No.4163337

>>4163324
>>4163328

alright eskimo bro, that'll be enough. I'm not really sure what in the name of god those things are but sure as shit they aint pizza.

>> No.4163340

>>4155955

what are those, wiggly chips?

>> No.4163343

>>4163330
>Most Americans get their sausages from a butcher

merica here....NO the fuck they don't.

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>>4163335
And finally, the pizza that has spread across scandinavian pizzarias like wildfire, THE SALAD PIZZA!!

(Most salad pizzas don't have fries on them, but kebab is common)

>> No.4163349

>>4163343
Butthurt Eurolard detected.

>> No.4163353

>>4163349

STFU asspie, I live in chitown.

>> No.4163355

>>4163337
Don't know them till you have tried them. They are all pretty delicious. Spaghetti pizza is probably the least exciting one, but it is still good.

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>>4163348
sup

>> No.4163372

>>4162221
I live in Southern California and no one near me make those.

>> No.4163371

>>4155733
>>4155733
>10 inch box is around £8.50

you pay for the food by the inch? that's awesome.

>> No.4163378

>>4160898
That's pretty much what it is. One of my uni mates heard about munchie boxes from his brother who goes to Edinburgh Uni (we're at Portsmouth). So one night we just walk into an arab place, almost a kebab shop, but does standard fast food too and explain the concept to them. Got a fuckton of food in a single box that's easy to carry and eat out of. All for 6 quid (pounds). It was cheap as shit and filled us up.

>> No.4163379

>>4163335
>The chicken, Curry, and Banana pizza.

Christ, is nothing sacred to these Eurolardopians?

>> No.4163388

>>4163372
that must be suffering

I had one of these about once a week at college

>> No.4163398

good god... those boxes are just sloppin' the hogs. seriously, why would any self-respecting person eat those?

>> No.4163407

>>4163398
Judging by this thread, most Europeans don't respect themselves.

>> No.4163414
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Don't lie to yourself americans, I know you want to stick your head into that box and eat out of it like a trough

>> No.4163420

>>4163414

w..well maybe.

>> No.4163421

>>4163414
We're better than that.

>> No.4163506

>>4163407
The food looks like any regular american meal.

>> No.4163519

>>4163407
This munchie box phenomenon is limited to the UK. That "part" of Europe is pretty much ignored by the actual European countries. UK is pretty much America with an accent. ...Yes. Seriously.

Now continue on with your use of our words in professional kitchens when you use our techniques and recipes which have been used for thousands of years. We aren't laughing at you. Promise.

>> No.4163553

>>4163398
Looks better than McDonalds to me

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>shit in a box

>> No.4163627
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>> No.4163707

>>4163519
how mad are you that Americans can make literally any of Europe's recipes, and many have evolved to be much tastier than the originals as we aren't concerned with authenticity?

source: grew up in a 4th-gen italian and ukrainian mixed family. Went to europe. Was not impressed by food.

seriously, Italy is WAY overrated on food.

>> No.4163710

>>4163627
I like how the sad, slimy, iceberg abortion is sitting there to the side, as if it thinks it can redeem everything else in the box.

>> No.4163734

>>4163340
C...curly fries...?
Th...thick cut curly fries.
R...right?

>> No.4163750

>>4163564
>An honest price
I don't know why that's funny