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Continuation from
>>4143169
It didn't turn out well at all. I have no experience in baking, so I have no idea why I even tried this without practice.

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>>4147329
Here are the ingredients I used. Yeast is not in the pic.

>> No.4147336

>no tishome oil

Use some next time. Seriously, it'll help a lot with coloration AND gives some nice flavor for desserts if you add more of it.

Check your local Japanese market.

>> No.4147341

What the hell were you trying to accomplish? Were you trying to recreate an abortion?

>> No.4147346

>>4147341
I just tried to use the ideas given to me in the last thread. I can't even say the recipe was mine because of that.

>> No.4147362

is this... is this what you think soda bread is?

>> No.4147381
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It made me laugh and feel bad at the same time.
Good job though, OP. And I mean that.
At least you didn't burn anything.

My first baking attempt created a fireball of molten, charred chocolate chip cookies that scorched the oven and filled the apartment with smoke as I ran through the place with it, finally chucking it out the window.
Imagine a giant pan of molten, black tar and flames hurdling down from a second story window, hitting the ground and catching the grass on fire immediatley around it.

Just keep practicing.
You'll never get any better if you don't fuck up now and then.

>> No.4147391

>>4147381
Thanks anon. I felt bad when they were done. I hoped until the very end that they would turn out well but i guess not.

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>mfw the little legs are off that one on the back
OH GOD YOU MONSTER

>> No.4147398

LMAO. I thought someone was gore-raiding /ck. Your photography (flash from dead-on) isn't helping the situation. Best of luck though, it could be a cool idea.

>> No.4147404

It's not bad, for a first try! Were you trying to make little bread Kirbys?

>> No.4147417

>>4147398

What I tell you OP, people are still gonna think they look like aborted fetus'. It's ok though, just keep trying.

>> No.4147435

Now you have me thinking about making abortion bread for some guests next time I have friends.

>> No.4147462

HA was this the Kirby thing?

>> No.4147469

>>4147462
yes

>> No.4147470

>>4147462

So it would appear.

>> No.4147472

>>4147469

OK. So you're trying to make a Kirby or a particular kind of Kirby?

>> No.4147474

>>4147472
Trying to make a 3D spherical Kirby with red feet.

>> No.4147479

>>4147474

How would you feel about a cake Mr. Kirby?

>> No.4147484

>>4147474
Cake? If so, you have to bake several layers of cake and sculpt it into a sphere after layering them on top of each other. It's hard as balls to do.

>> No.4147489

>>4147484
I mean 3D kirbies that can fit in your palm

>> No.4147506

>>4147489
Cake pops...?

>> No.4147509

>>4147489

Almond paste is the easiest.

That's what most cute confections are made of. Those little pigs, frogs, turtles you sometimes see in bakery shop displays?

Almond paste.

Vivid colors, shapes like Play Dough, edible though somewhat ... sickening.

There's also fondant, somewhat like almond paste but more candy-like in taste. Probably a better idea for your application, almond paste is like ... something special, much like the people who collect little animals in glass display cases. Fitting, no?