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Anyone else wish bachelor chow was real

>> No.4147084

yeah actually
buy it in bulk, never worry about packing lunches for work or skipping breakfast.

and it'd make actual prepared meals more important, like a special treat. going out for a steak once a month would be magical.

>> No.4147082

>>4147065

You can buy monkey chow and eat that. Theres something floating around the tubes of someone moving to that diet and going insane within a week.

>> No.4147090

>>4147065
I'm suprised that nothing like that already exists.
Fully balanced nutrional meal in flavor X pellets/chunks/bars etc.

>> No.4147094
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>>4147065

I think I'd prefer it in a bread/biscuit form, myself.

>> No.4147099

>>4147084
>purposely eat cheap garbage food constantly just to make normal food taste better

I'm not sure if I should laugh or cry. You know you could always just refrain from eating steak for a bit, eat other things for a while, THEN go and get a good steak. Same effect and you don't have to eat dog food.

>> No.4147172

Nutraloaf.

>> No.4147175

In england, you can but a tin of curry for about 20p. Its basically wet dog food with cumin.

>> No.4147210

There's any number of things that you can eat exclusively and have it be fairly healthy. You could eat eggs for every meal. The only thing that doesn't have is vitamin C. Or you could eat beans and cabbage or something. Thing is if it existed it would probably taste like shit and would at least be mundane.

>> No.4147223

How do they get the cumin?

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pic related

>> No.4147578

>>4147065
Interesting thought. Is there any sort of food that can be eaten by itself for a long time with no effect on ones health? Someone told me you could live off tins of beans and remain healthy, that's why homeless people eat them.

>> No.4147637
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4147637

Make this into kibbles and you've got bachelor chow. It's what they serve prisoners when they can't be trusted with regular food.

>> No.4147669

>>4147065
This seems like such a good idea for disaster relief. A food that contains all of your vitamins, minerals, fibre, protein, fat etc in a long storage package. Campers, governments that like to look good with disaster aid, poor students and prepper community would go nuts for the stuff.

>> No.4147681

>>4147578
human breast milk.

>> No.4147698

>>4147637
Looks interesting. Yuro here and I assume the temp is in F? Also do you know how long this would last? If you can freeze or re-heat it etc... I like to camp and this seems like a life saver to just put in my backpack and go. We don't get the meatloaf stuff this is compared to on google so it is new to me.

>> No.4147767

>>4147065
What about canned beans, with ground vitamin pills mixed in and oats for fiber. Maybe some fruits or vegetables and nuts. Mix it all together and put it in a dehydrator. Cut into cubes. Sounds disgusting but it would have everything you need to survive and the dehydration would make it last a while if put in a mylar back and vack-packed.

>> No.4147794

>>4147767
That's pretty much just dog food.

>> No.4147798
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>>4147669
Nutraloaf.

>> No.4147799

>>4147698

It keeps well but you wouldn't eat it out of choice. See how OP's pic says "now with flavor"? This doesn't have flavor. Might be alright with a few tweaks though.

>> No.4147800
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>>4147798

Nutraloaf

>> No.4147808

>>4147800
Nutraloaf?

>> No.4147809

>>4147808
Loafanut

>> No.4147811

>>4147808
It's nutritionally balanced yet void of flavour/enjoyment food. Fed to prisoners who have been denied these priveleges.

>> No.4147815

Everytime I see a big brown wad of dogfood like that in a cartoon, it always looks so fucking appetizing to me. I can't imagine how it'd taste but I'm sure it'd be good.

>> No.4147816

>>4147815
I always imagine it to have some kind of barbeque flavor.

>> No.4147817
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http://www.angryman.ca/monkey.html

>> No.4147825
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4147825

It's called cereal.

Seriously. You get a bland bowl of soggy shit that you eat daily because you're lazy.

Just buy more of it and eat it for lunch and dinner.

>> No.4147845

>>4147825

Cereal is low on nutrient and doesn't even have practically any protein. Cereal is just filler and sugar, not food.

>> No.4147874

Last night I ate an entire tin of minced corned beef. 10 ounces, 720 kcal, north of 70 g protein and looks exactly like cheap dog food. Just dug in with a fork. If it weren't so pricey for the weight (calories are solid for $4 though) I'd say it's the damn nearest thing you'll find to bachelor chow. Made of lips and anus I'm sure.

>> No.4147878

>>4147825
Cereal is the shittiest breakfast, the shittiest way to get carbs, and the shittiest excuse for food

>> No.4147888

Cereal is the cornerstone of every nutricious breakfast. Don't listen to these know-nothing hipsters.

>> No.4147894

Unless there's something shocking I don't know about the flavor, the only thing stopping me from eating dog food is the distinctive smell. One errant whiff or burp and the jig is up. Otherwise it's good enough for me if it's good enough for Fido. Just throwing that out there. Under $1/lb for meat in sauce.

>> No.4147899

>>4147099
>oh god we said this thing about a hypothetical situation it must be true about real life
ok

>> No.4147925

I've eaten (dry) dog food before. It's not good but you could get used to it. It becomes a lot more palatable if you put chicken salt or steak seasoning on it.

>> No.4148287

>>4147250
I wonder what that tastes like?

>> No.4148298

>>4147082
This intrigues me, link?

>> No.4148301

>>4147888
>a bowl of sugar is the cornerstone of every "nutricious" breakfast
lol

>> No.4149759

>>4148301
Cereals, part of the largest of the 5 food groups > Bowl of sugar.

Do you have autism cunt?

>> No.4149793

>>4148298
Probably referring to this: http://www.angryman.ca/monkey.html

>> No.4149811

>>4148301
>automatically assumes "Cereal" means processed colourful sugar dogshit

You are so disgustingly american

>> No.4151612

It just looks like ground beef to me.

I've actually ate it like that before to with a spoon of mayo and ketchup mixed in. Surprisingly good.

>> No.4151621

>>4149811
>Implying only Americans have shitty sugary cereal

Still, there's plenty of cereal that isn't lucky fucking charms. Try some whole grain stuff for adults.

>> No.4151623

>>4148301
>cereal
>named after ceres
>greek god of grains and agriculture

Okay then.