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4145751 No.4145751 [Reply] [Original]

>beside someone at subway getting bread in pic related
>cant help but hold back tears of laughter

i cant be the only one

anyone else know this feel?

>> No.4145758

I feel like I'm missing something here.

>> No.4145759

>>4145758
Same.

>> No.4145773

>>4145758
>>4145759

your right you are both missing something. basic comprehension skills and non autistic brains

>> No.4145777

>>4145773
Wait, they're autistic for not seeing what's so funny about someone buying a pretty blegh sandwich? Dude, I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but you might be projecting a bit.

>> No.4145780

>Eating at subway
You both should be laughed at

>> No.4145778

>>4145751
Why in the fuck were you at subway in the first place

>> No.4145784
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>>4145751
wat?
Was it Sarah Conner?

>> No.4145787

>>4145777

autist detected

>> No.4145792

>>4145787
sik bern

>> No.4145796

>>4145787
i havnt had an autism in at least 4 years so watch what you say

>> No.4145833

>>4145780
this.

You're overpaying for bland disappointment.

Everything there sucks, all the sliced meat tastes the same, all the cheese tastes the same, most of the veggies are just there for texture and have no taste, and the only hope of any flavor you have is with sauces.

Either go to a better place, or just make your own which would be both better and cheaper.

>> No.4145874

>paying over $2.00 for a sub from subway

Learn 2 student ID and learn 2 stop eating footlongs fattys.

>> No.4145881

>>4145833
excuse me?
have you HAD buffalo chicken?
have you HAD jalapenos and banana peppers on a buffalo chicken sandwich?

bitch you best go back to subways and order yourself a footlong of aforementioned sandwich

>> No.4145884

>>4145881
I'd rather not, I didn't mention that their bread fucking sucks too.

I could probably go to my local Cousin's and get a much better sandwich for only a buck extra.

>> No.4145886

>>4145881
I agree. Subway is shit-tier, but it can be good. You have to lose all dignity first.

>italian bread
>meatball marinara
>pickles, lettuce, jalapenos
>ranch dressing

Just let go and do it. It's glorious.

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>>4145874
>still has a student ID
>can't eat a footlong

>> No.4145895

>>4145874

not all of us are faggot teenagers kiddo

>> No.4145897

>>4145895

You're right, not all of us are. Just you.

>>4145888

>complain about value of eating out
>has to eat large ass portions of everything
>complains about using discounts

I see the idiots from earlier are still here.

>> No.4145899

>>4145897

>thinks because hes a cheep penny pinching faggot teenager everyone else is as well

>> No.4145905

>>4145897
newfag here. is it usually like this? I thought /ck/ would be a nice zone compared to some of the other boards. but these other fags seem to discredit that idea.

>> No.4145906

>>4145899

>calling people penny pinching in a thread complaining about value of food
>I want to save money, but not too much money.

>> No.4145909

>>4145905
It all depends on the thread.

Sriracha, fast food, beans in chili, ice in whiskey, etc will bring out all the boards' butthurt.

>> No.4145913

>>4145897
Discounts are all good and well. If you really give people shit about the difference between $2 and $5, you're sad.

I only get a chance to eat two times a day, so yes, I do eat large portions. And I despise Subway very much. Just posting to humor us both.

>> No.4145917

>>4145906

the thread isnt about value u fuckin tard. its about laughing at people who order that shit tier flat bread. fuck off back to your autism daycare faggot.

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4145921

am confused
you are at Subway but need to differentiate yourself from the other customers in some fashion

boy u iz fucked up

>> No.4145925

>>4145909
I was just in another thread with the OP having made up some venison Linguine, and everyone starts bitching about the fact it isn't mixed and OP having a convection stove top.

>> No.4145930

Must be an american thing subway in Australia is pretty good everything is fresh and tastes good except the cheese must be from America a bit too processed

>> No.4145932

>>4145921

your downsyndroms showing

>> No.4145933

>>4145925
There's a difference between this and that. The OP of that thread is a shitposting fag, and get's treated as such.

>> No.4145939

>>4145933
ok then, thanks. back to lurking for a while then.

>> No.4145940

>>4145933
Oh wait, this OP is a fag too. My bad. They're the same.

>> No.4145942

>>4145940

cool sage function ya fuckin nerd you sure showed me lmfao

>> No.4145958

>>4145942
>hovers over name
>"sage!"
>oh man, i've got to post

Guess who is butthurt?

Hint: you

>> No.4145971

>>4145942

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Culinary Institute of America, and I’ve been involved in numerous fancy banquets for the White House, and I have over 300 sucessful dinner services. I am trained in french cuisine and I’m the top baker in the entire US baker's guild. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting the most amazing network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can grill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my Foreman cooker. Not only am I extensively trained in gastronomy, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the complete Iron Chef DVD set and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you donkey. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit sririacha all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

>> No.4145975

>>4145958

yea... no.

>> No.4145976

Is OP actually as retarded as he's coming off, or is this just some meh-tier trolling?

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>>4145751

>> No.4145986

>>4145751
That's ok, OP. These plebs don't appreciate Subways the way we appreciate it.

>> No.4145992

>>4145976

oh look another autistic manchild. you can fuck off now

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>>4145986
this doesn't appear like it's going to end well

>> No.4146000

>>4145884
A buck extra? What the fuck? Subway is expensive enough, how much could a local deli cost?

>> No.4146052

>>4145992
Oh shit, I was pretty convinced you were actually this retarded. Good work OP, it had me fooled for awhile

>> No.4146070

>>4145751
but the flatbread is great with their egg and cheese breakfast sandwich.

egg whites, pepper jack, onion, bell pepper, banana peppers and chipotle sauce, toasted. Its divine.

>> No.4146069

>>4145986
>That's ok, OP. These plebs don't appreciate McDonald's the way we appreciate it.

Do you realize how stupid you sound right now?

>> No.4146124

>>4146000
Exactly, it's expensive and tastes awful.

If I'm getting a sub from a shop, I'm already paying out the ass, I'd also like to get something that doesn't taste like shit as well.

>> No.4146138

>>4145905
/ck/ usually isn't like this. But this is a Subway thread, any /ck/ users with some dignity left wouldn't eat there and post in a Subway thread. You're getting the worst of the worst here. I dunno why I even read this thing its one of the worst threads I've seen in awhile.

>> No.4146233

>>4146069
I knew /ck/ was easy to troll, but my God...

>> No.4147265

>>4146000
Subway is expensive enough, how much could a local deli cost?
usually subway is about $2cheaper n 50% bigger than elsewhere.

any shops 6in is the same price or more than a subway 12in

>> No.4147270

>>4147265

My local deli charges about 15 bucks for a sandwich.

Then again there's no comparison between that and Subway.

>> No.4147276

>>4147270
>15 bucks for a sandwich.

Jesus, city faggots just get fucking rolled by everyone every day don't they?

>> No.4147283

>>4147276

I guess so, sure. Enjoying your government cheese?

>> No.4147658

>>4145874
you get discounts with a student ID?

>> No.4147663

>>4147270
Is that a sandwich with sides, or just the sandwich? Seems quite expensive. Better be really damn good.

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>>4145751

Fuck you. I like the Chewy texture of Flat bread- I order it with meatballs subs anyway and at any rate.

>Food opinions.

>>4145874
>>4147658

You Get a discount with a student ID??

>> No.4147696

>>4147668
germanfag here, i get a 10% discount with my student id on all items and 20% with my gym membership card on non-discounted items, so no sub of the day etc.

>> No.4149445

>>4147663

It comes with a pickle. Yes, it is very good.

>> No.4149576

I don't really know what he's saying. But I think it has to do with the flatbread being better than their bread.

>> No.4150107

That looks like a wrap to me.

>> No.4150121

>go to subway yesterday
>get asked what kind of bread I want
>stand there for a minute confused as fuck
>thinking in my head "do I look like a bread expert just give me some god dam bread"
>some guy behind me chuckles
>tell them I dont care what kind of bread


theirs nothing worse than going to subway and trying to order, theyre always asking what kind of bread and all this other shit, and it makes you look like a moron when youre not a food expert
what are your thoughts on going to subway and them making you look like an idiot in the line up

>> No.4150128

>>4150121
It's all easily readable information that the put in a highly visible place. Look around your surroundings better, every bread list I've ever seen has been at the beginning of the counter before the ingredients.

>> No.4150133

>>4150121
>picking a bread at Subway
>food expert

>> No.4150145

>>4150121
Do you have serious mental problems or are you just old? Grandpa?

>> No.4150142

>>4147658
Probably something his store does. We had a subway on campus and there was definitely no such offer.

>> No.4150162

Subway can eat a dick, they opened up a Jimmy John's nearby.

>1/4 lb ham and bacon hold the mayo
>buying the extra bread loaves
>making sick-ass garlic bread from it

Heaven.

>> No.4150180

Fucking Subway

Their chicken is so fatty anymore. I don't know if they're buying some shit grade meat on sale or what, but that fatty consistency is so awful. I'm only getting the tuna from now on.

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>> No.4150202
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>>4150162
Vito with hot peppers and a loaf to take home.

>> No.4150217

>>4150162
I find JJ and Subway to be on the same level. You'll never have a bad sandwich but you'll get a better one at every other sub shop

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>>4150217
>I find JJ and Subway to be on the same level.

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>>4150217

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4150479

You actually have trouble holding back tears of laughter because someone ordered their sandwich on flatbread?
Yes, I believe you are the only one.
Your thread's bad, and you should feel bad.

>> No.4150484

>>4150180
That "tuna salad" is half mayonnaise.

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>>4150479

>that's why I replied to it and didn't sage

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4150839

>go to subway late at night, because we don't have food in the house at the time
>order some chicken sandwich
>morbidly obese woman grabs these two containers of chicken
>chucks that shit in the microwave
>asks if I want double meat
>mfw

>> No.4150866

My indifference to OP is overwhelming

>> No.4150877

Step it up and get Jimmy Johns

>> No.4150879

>>4150877
>Implying they're not even worse, and more expensive

>> No.4150881

>>4145909
>beans in chili
isnt that kind of the point?

>> No.4150885

>>4150877
JJ just opened up in my town. Never had it before, what's good?

>> No.4150889

>>4150885
Great cold cuts. No nasty-ass toasted sandwiches like Subway. 7/10 would eat JJ