[ 3 / biz / cgl / ck / diy / fa / ic / jp / lit / sci / vr / vt ] [ index / top / reports ] [ become a patron ] [ status ]
2023-11: Warosu is now out of extended maintenance.

/ck/ - Food & Cooking

View post   
File: 222 KB, 540x720, rachael-ray-2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
4143518 No.4143518 [Reply] [Original]

Ingredients:

8 slices bacon

Directions:

Place 2 sheets of paper towel on a microwave safe plate, lay the bacon out on the paper towel not overlapping the slices. Place 2 more sheets of paper towel on top. Place in the microwave on high for 4 to 6 minutes.

http://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/rachael-ray/late-night-bacon-recipe/index.html

The woman really is a culinary genius.

>> No.4143526

She has the worst kind of tits.

>> No.4143534

>>4143526

I submit that you have to worst kind of balls

>> No.4143540

I've seen dudes with nicer tits than that...

>> No.4143549

>>4143534
butthurt white knight beta nocook homocoptor inbound

Mmm what smells good? Is it the chicken or your burnt bottom?

>> No.4143551

>>4143526
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NtB_jvznaNM
>Mornful tits. They're like two suicide notes stuffed in a glitter bra.

WHY THE FUCK ARE THEY SO HIGH ON HER CHEST?

>> No.4143576

>>4143551
High, tiny, and without a bra they'll still be flapping. Sad, really. Still not as much a turn-off as her love for the santoku, though.

>> No.4143591

>>4143518
I clicked on this thread without reading ops post just to comment on her bad breasts, little thinking everyone else had done the same... don't change /ck/

>> No.4143660

why is she wearing that? her flapjack tits are small and too far apart.

>> No.4143673

looks like a couple veal cutlets tucked under her skin

>> No.4143674

>>4143660
They look like sunny-side up eggs on nailed to a piece of wet cardboard.

>> No.4143754

>>4143674

Mournful! She's got mournful tits!

>> No.4143762
File: 48 KB, 480x269, Hunt.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
4143762

>>4143754
see
>>4143551

>> No.4143763

>>4143518
im new to this board

personally ive hated all of her recipies, just reading bacon and microwave, this is a joke right? thats why your making fun of her tits because who in the world would put perfectly good bacon in the microwave. i must not be reading this right.

>> No.4143794

She is fucking revolting. A nasally, deep, scratchy harpy voice resonating from a cereal box frame with ZERO curves... a flat ass with flapjack droopy tits, retarded eyebrows and no talent. Why would she even try to "flaunt" her "cleavage"? Does she think people want to see those nasty little windsocks? But hey, the Mullet for the Modern Woman was a good choice.

>> No.4143822

Holy fuck I loled at this thread. What do you guys think of bacon in the oven

>> No.4143830

>>4143822
If you've ever had bacon in any restaurant, that's how it's cooked.

>> No.4143831

>>4143822
not bad, but sucks a fuck to clean. what i mean is its unlike have tits in your hat.

>> No.4143981

>>4143518
Anything involving bacon is awesome... I don't see the problem here.

>> No.4144011

>>4143794
I really like her eyebrows. Her boobies are terrifying though. Maybe they redeem themselves sans bra or something. I'm sure her income and ability to make you decent food would sway you at least temporarily, eh?

>> No.4144021

are people seriously white-knighting rachael ray itt

>> No.4144035

>>4144021
Meh, I'm not white knighting.. I'm just wondering if maybe her tits create an alternative universe full of wonder and awe without a bra. But we don't know about it because they're so goddamned awful in her pictures and we've banished the idea of trying to sneak a peak at them.

>> No.4144043

look at those horrendous titties

that's a goddamn shame

>> No.4144372

Real talk, I'd fuck the recipes out of her.

>> No.4144404

>>4144372
>Real talk
Please stop.

>> No.4146132

...those boobs.

>> No.4146140
File: 496 KB, 500x359, clapping.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
4146140

>>4144404

>> No.4146144

Microwave bacon is pretty much as good as the oven, except you don't get to keep the delicious fat for later cooking.

I don't see a problem with it. You should be pan frying anyway.

>> No.4146149

>>4144011
>>4144035
She's not wearing a bra in this picture.

>> No.4146150
File: 21 KB, 343x320, 1344200032725.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
4146150

>>4144404
Real talk. White people talk like niggers. I would, as well, fuck the recipes out of her.

>> No.4146155
File: 9 KB, 222x229, 1344025811126.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
4146155

>>4146150
*white kids

>> No.4146168

>>4146155
white kids

>> No.4146169
File: 33 KB, 373x290, trailer-park-boys.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
4146169

>>4146168