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/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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>> No.4138589

what is this new and exciting looking condiment?

>> No.4138601
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aquafresh toothpaste, mmm!

>> No.4138602

>>4138589
Toothpaste.

>> No.4138605
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>> No.4138608

Americans clap when they now think they can do this and not worry about brushing their teeth

>> No.4138610

>>4138608
why so butthurt? tired of living in your second world or worse where your power shuts off because your government failed? or fighting a war for free?lol

>> No.4138611

>>4138608
>hotdog covered in americium
>instant global success

stay mad euros

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>>4138608

>> No.4138632

>>4138605
That... actually looks good.

>> No.4138655

>>4138611
> americium
People buying hundreds of smoke detectors to refine americium get a knock on the door by the Feds nowadays. Good luck with that.

>> No.4138666 [DELETED] 

>>4138655
The feds can knock on my nuts, this fucking death ray isn't going to power it'self you filthy pleb.

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>> No.4138725
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>>4138608

>> No.4138751

>>4138655
What the fuck would you even do with americium?

Make a dirty bomb?

>> No.4138754

>>4138751
Feed Europe with the trans-Atlantic semen line.

>> No.4138766

/co/ pls go

>> No.4138776
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>> No.4138782

>>4138688
This shit should be illegal

>> No.4138784

>>4138776

Holy shit, I think I remember seeing those in ice cream trucks a long time ago.

>> No.4139332

>>4138688
>Well-done
>Ketchup
/v/ would rage over this
Anybody here besides me prefer well-done?

>> No.4139346

>>4139332

a well-done filet mignon drenched in ketchup with a bit of nutella is heavenly.

don't knock it until you try it.

>> No.4139353

>>4138784
They were the only things I would buy from the ice cream man.

>> No.4139361

>>4138632
It looks like bearnaise, which is quite good with beef. But dill mayo doesn't sound very nice.

>> No.4139363

>>4138610
Wow, a bit defensive are we?
Are you having fun dying from an infected toe nail because it reached the blood stream and you have no insurance.

>> No.4139365

Pulled Pork and Jolly Ranchers.

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>>4138579
Captcha: cott eephocat (not even joking)

>> No.4139473

Friend of mine would put gummy worms on his patties when grilling them, they tasted pretty good.

>> No.4139515

>>4138579
No worse than puttin on ketchup

>> No.4139554

>>4139515
chicagofag detected

>> No.4139592

Op's picture made me rage because the hotdog is not cooked

>> No.4139594

>>4139403
does that even mean anything?

>> No.4139622

>>4139592
Why would you rage about that?
Pre-cooked American dogs taste just like bologna.

>> No.4139695

>>4138608

You mean I can't do this? Have been eating crest dogs every night for nothing??? Shit next you'll be telling me pizza isn't a vegetable. Fuck you!

>> No.4139697

>>4139695
he'll have to get that put through congress first

>> No.4139733

>>4139695
that's clearly aquafresh you pleb

>> No.4139874

>>4139594
yea, ipecac is stuff used to induce vomiting,and i posted a picture of a vomiting girl

>> No.4140484

How should something like that be cooked?
Microwave?

>> No.4140491

>>4140484

Nah, run it under some warm water, to soften it up a lil bit.

>> No.4140533

>>4140491
I say steam it

>> No.4140556

>>4139874
nobody read that as "ipecac" except you

>> No.4140569
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>mfw running into this thread after eating a hot dog

>> No.4140660

>>4139332
Don't worry, a lot of people like getting rid of the flavor of their food, only to replace it with the taste of crappy sauces

>> No.4140839
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>>4139332
nothing wrong with ordering the temp you want bro.

>> No.4140903

>>4140839
Yes there is if it's a good cut of beef.

It's like taking a $100 bottle of bourbon and making a whiskey and coke.

>> No.4140910

>>4140903

>It's like taking a $100 bottle of bourbon and making a whiskey and coke.

Well, if you have the money, it's no matter. Why use lower quality ingredients in a drink?

>> No.4140934

>>4140910
Because you're just removing and masking the flavor anyway.

It's the same concept, you pay for more flavor, and don't even get to taste that extra flavor.

Like cooking out all the juices and covering it with ketchup, it's the same as putting it on ice (dulls flavor) and adding coke to mask it.

>> No.4140954

>>4140934

But if you want a whiskey coke, which is a legitimate drink, and you can afford better quality, why not? If you can casually make drinks with $100 liquor, why would you not? You don't have to savor something just because it is worth that much.

Now, a few thousand, then I'd say agree.

That being said I like my steaks rare and my bourbon neat.

>> No.4140962

>>4140934
except a good cut of meat will produce a better well done experience than a lesser cut of meat, so it's still benefits from that course of action.

>> No.4140965

>>4140954
I'm not saying you shouldn't be able to, but I am saying that it defeats the purpose and is a waste of money.

Unless you're using absolute bottom shelf swill like Kessler, there will only be a negligible increase in flavor. You would probably be better off buying a more expensive coke than using a more expensive whiskey.

>> No.4140976

>>4140965

But still, good whisky + coke > shit whisky + coke.

>> No.4141007

>>4140976
>>4140965

You two are niggers.

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>>4141007

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>>4141019

Please no niggers in this thread

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>>4138688
FUCK

YOU

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I win.

>> No.4141354

>>4141350
HOW DOES THIS? I DONT EVEN? WHERE ARE YOU FROM SOME THIRD WHEEL COUNTRY?
Even if the Heinz ketchup company themselves is endorsing your blasphemous behaviour towards my precious pasta, why do?
allmyrage.jpg

>> No.4141362

>>4141354
I used to do that when I was a kid. Shit was great.

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>>4141350

>> No.4141388

>>4140660
While some people prefer their meat come seasoned with e-coli and taste like a soggy vegetable.

>> No.4141416

>>4141354
>THIRD WHEEL COUNTRY
>WHEEL

>> No.4141437

>>4141350
Not even close to sketti tier yet, but we're getting there.

>> No.4141532

>>4141437
Is that some kind of low-tier spaghetti?

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>>4141532
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KswWfq2drCM

>> No.4141559

>>4141549
It's weird, I know it's disgusting but I don't feel any disgust.
Also found the /co/ thread on foolz.us and I was just laughing the whole time, but didn't feel horrible, maybe it's because I don't know what microwaved ketchup smells like.

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>>4141549

>> No.4142768

>>4139332

Some people like steaks so tender, some people like them with a bit of texture. Well done is a lot of texture but damn sometimes I want a bit of chew in my steak.

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"I actually made this, it smelled like mustard gas. I started having WW1 flashbacks from a time i didn't even exist in."

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>>4141350
My mom made this once.

>> No.4143186

>>4140556
yea, lol

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>>4138579

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>>4141350

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>>4141549
>"Its been a while since i done had road kill in my belly"
>Says "butter" when its clearly margarine


Why did you link this?

>> No.4144397

>>4142780
I lost it when I read that too

>> No.4144410

>>4138751

Make a nuclear reactor. You'll need a lot of smoke detectors though.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i0TlECFbjvM

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>> No.4144582

>>4142781
i hate to say it but i think your mom is poor

>> No.4144654

>>4140965
>more expensive coke
HA! Its a brand you twat. Coke is a cola.

>> No.4144656

>>4141350
I WUNT KETZUP. BUDDER, AND SKETTI!

>> No.4144703

Someone gave me chocolates for Christmas and I swear the inside of one of them was toothpaste
It just tasted like them so much
Fucking awful
Oh man