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>Go on a date with girl
>Take her to nice restaurant
>She orders a shrimp cocktail and several drinks
>Ask for the check
>The waiter places the check in front of me, not in front of her, not in the middle of the table
>Look of horror comes across the girl's face
>I reach for the check and place my credit card inside
>She begins to tremble
>Tears well up in her eyes
>I can tell she is paralyzed by fear at the oppression she is experiencing
>I chauvinistically place the check with the my credit card on the table in front of me, daring her to do something about it
>The power of my oppression of this woman surges through my body as I lean back in my seat and stare directly at her
>She is shaking with fright, the oppression strangling her voice away
>The waiter returns to take the check away
>All is lost to her now
>Men at other tables begin to stand up and clap
>Women all over the restaurant begin to shriek and cry
>I feel my erect penis lift the tablecloth in front of me
>I ask my date, "Did you enjoy your dinner?"
>"Y-yes... thank you", she says behind a mask of tears
>I lean forward, a devious, patriarchical smile spreading across my face
>And I tell her, "It was my privilege."

>> No.4138025

>>4138013
Well done OP.

>> No.4138034
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>>4138013

>> No.4138046

Your pasta is stale as fuck, OP.

>> No.4138242

>>4138013

Why in the hell would you subject yourself to a date with Anita Sarkeesian? Are you a masochist or do you just like self righteous jewish females?

>> No.4138513

>tfw dating an art student

>> No.4138523
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>> No.4138537
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>Being this poor Jesus Christ

>Do you even fuck multiple 7.5-9/10's

>> No.4138540

Did anyone else think this was going to be about the girl suddenly finding out that she's deathly allergic to shellfish and she ends up dying right there? Because that would have been WAY more believable than this shit.

>> No.4138617

>>4138540
. . . Did you really not get the OP?

>> No.4138622

>>4138540
>not realizing this is very old pasta

>> No.4138642

>>4138622
>old pasta

Isn't it like, 12 hours old? It first started popping up this morning I think.

>> No.4138644
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4138644

>>4138622
Ancient Samaritans believed that pasta first came down from the heavens and presented itself to the humans at around 850 B.C.

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>>4138644

while that may be true, what about COPYpasta? eh?

>> No.4138669

>>4138540
I thought about it too

>> No.4138708

>google a line from OP
>every relevant hit is from a few hours ago
>people in this thread seriously trying to pull that "how can you not recognize this old pasta" shit

>> No.4138713

>>4138708
One day is old. Keep up.

>> No.4138728

>>4138013
nice copypasta
i.imgur.com/jztLw.jpg

>> No.4138883

>>4138013
Ah, you're from /pol/ I presume?