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Hey /ck/ what do you drink when you just want to get drunk for the lowest amount of money possible? pic related, around here this stuffs called R&R or Indian Piss.

>> No.4134726

I don't, but if you want the cheapest amount of alcohol per ounce Franzia boxed wine is still the best value.

>> No.4134724

>>4134720
Well, considering that your average non-rubbing alcohol liquor is about $20 a liter, it doesn't much matter. I use Svedka when I have mixers. Shit sucks without them.

>> No.4134730
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4134730

I'll just go home and pour whatever I've got lying around if I don't want to spend out of pocket. I just finished a bottle of Compass Box Peat Monster this week, this thread reminds me I need to replenish the brown stuff. All I've got left is some cheap cachaca and some wine that I'm not willing to open just to get drunk.

>> No.4134773
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4134773

in canada this shits 8% abv.

>> No.4134785

>>4134773
>>4134773

oh god... this picture made my stomach turn...
so many friday nights as a teen chugging back 5 dollar 40's

>> No.4134786
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4134786

5 litres of 11% red wine for $13

>> No.4134799
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4134799

Boones Farm.

>> No.4134800

>>4134786
fuck yea, wine in a box!

>> No.4134807
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>>4134785
if its a 40 i usually go for this

>> No.4134820

I actually did the math, and per unit of alcohol, the best deal is boxed wine.

>> No.4134838

>>4134820

No you didn't you just saw the stupid info graphic yesterday and assumed it was true; however the correct answer is Industrial ethyl alcohol which and be imported from some shit tier country for less then 5.00/gal at 175-200 proof. Your alcoholism clearly sucks and your going to really have to step up your game.

>> No.4134840

>>4134820
theres this wine where im from called "royal red" or "royal white" I tried to find a pic but it seems to be nowhere to be found. It comes in these 5 litre jugs with a thumbhole. The indians always drink it because its like a buck a litre.

>> No.4134842

>>4134838
enjoy being a blind drunk

>> No.4134849

>>4134842

Well that's just ignorant, Industrial Ethyl Alcohol has significantly less higher alcohols than your typical cheap vodka and if you dilute it by half you be left with two gallons of average strength spirits for the same price thereby making it an even greater value.

>> No.4134893

>>4134838
link? any issues with importation?

>> No.4134899

>>4134840

Carlo Rossi?

>> No.4134913

>>4134893

You can find some places on google to get it shipped in but you'll have to talk to your suppliers; technically they are supposed to put some type of dye of additive which is not food grade into the shit before they ship it so you can't use it for drinking. This is due to the fact that is an old scam thats been going on for years to avoid duties and tax on alcohol meant for consumption. However, if you ask them to put a food grade blue dye in it, it will usually get through and you won't have to pay any jacked up taxes and duties which is why it's so cheap.

>> No.4134934

>get all of your friends to rummage through their couches
>gather all of the collected change
>approximately $8-12 depending on amount of friends
>go to liquor store
>anything in a plastic bottle

if you want to be a sissy boy and use a mixer you can get some government brand cherry flavored drink mix.

>> No.4134945

Ponte Veckio.

2 bottles for $5 bucks.

>> No.4134973
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4134973

tried one of these and got a rash on my face

>> No.4134982

>>4134973

Are you sure you didn't just pass out and some other dude just blasted techo on your face?

>> No.4135022

>>4134982
no it was dubstep

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>> No.4135084

>>4134973

they suck now since they reformulated them because of kids dieing

>> No.4135088

>>4135084
ever notice that the world gets dumber each time some kids get killed?

>> No.4135099

I dont go lowest bidder anymore the buzz and recovery time are superior with jack and jim.

>> No.4135423
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4135423

fun fact: in the yukon it was legal to carry open alchohol in public in the 90s

>> No.4135430

early times bourbon. in chicago it's about 13 bucks for a fifth. mix with coke.

>> No.4135485
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4135485

good times drinkin down by the river, cousin

>> No.4135490
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4135490

I sense some other Albertans in here. Enjoy the fresh taste of the rockies with Prairie Boys' Ridin' Dirty. Comes in a fantastic 2L bottle.

>> No.4135506

>>4135490
Why doesn't the LCBO sell this?

>> No.4135539

>>4135490
i love driving to grande prarie and buying your cheap domestic beer

>> No.4135584

From my experience cheap bourbon is much more tolerable than cheap Scotch, I usually buy the cheapest one in the super market that is around 6€ where I live (not murrica obviously).

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4135770

whenever i buy this i cant help but think they took away .1% alchohol and added .1% flavour.

>> No.4136492

>>4135490

jesus christ I lived in edmonton for a decade and never knew

>> No.4136513

>>4134799
I love that shit, especially when I was in highschool. Can hardly taste any alcohol so you just chug that shit down.

>> No.4136835

beer or bambus (red wine + cola) <- sounds fucking disgusting but it is, I must admit, pretty good. except for the hangover at the next morning

>> No.4136836

I don't. If im that broke, getting drunk is typically pretty goddamned low on my priority list. Buying swill with the change you fish out of a couch cushion is fucking pathetic. Drinking swill because you can't afford anything else basically just means that you can't afford to be drinking at all.

>> No.4136838

Sobeieski, BV or Canadian LTD, and Miller High Life pounders.

>> No.4136842

>>4136836

this 1000%

>> No.4136845
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4136845

Goon.

>> No.4136846

>>4136842
don't get me wrong, im not saying everyone should drink like some elitist, effete snob, but liquor is a luxury - if you can't afford to drink what you prefer, then your attention should probably be focused elsewhere.

>> No.4136856

>>4136846

But what if I prefer to drink like an elitist effete snob?

>> No.4136860

>>4136856
then make sure you can afford to.

>> No.4137538

Kaliskaya.

Really terrible, tastes like shit, but it is a Vodka and it will make you drunk.

Also mixing Vodka is for faggots.

>> No.4137546

hey /ck/. would i be a total faggot if i just bought a bottle of wine and drank straight from the bottle till i was sloshed. also, would i be an even bigger faggot if i somehow managed to drink wine straight from the box? also, best tasting wine for the money?

>> No.4137566

Gordon's gin or Old Overholt

>> No.4137567

$3 bottle of wine

>> No.4137595

from what I can see, the cheapest in terms of price/volume/amount is beer

prices and brands vary from location to location, but there is always some super cheap 5%+ beer you can get for almost nothing no matter where you are that ultimately adds up to being the cheapest option

>> No.4137632

prison hooch

>> No.4139254
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4139254

Taaka. The taste of poverty.

>> No.4139302

>>4134786
The amount of $ goon has saved me!
>Not getting fruity lexia

>> No.4139317

>>4134726
oh god. that hangover. one time me and my roommate did a tour de franzia while playing a multiplayer game of civilization. we each had a box at our computers. we both woke up still in our computer chairs the next morning.

>>4135084
what a shame. those things were fucking party starters. blast a loko and play a couple games of mario kart, then hit the town. guaranteed success. stupid assholes trying to shotgun them and all that.

>>4136846
I prefer to get drunk for cheap just because I'm cheap.

>>4139254
Move up to Kamchatka. It's $10 a handle but you can barely even feel the burn of cheap vodka!

>> No.4139318
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4139318

this stuff is cheap and not bad
$13.95

>> No.4139324

>>4139318
This is my favorite vodka for below $20 a handle


If were looking to get a ton of people fucked up
30 cans PBR
1 handle cheap as fuck Vodka
3 frozen lemon aid concentrate
2 frozen Lime aid concentrate

we have filled kids pools with this stuff for parties

>> No.4139357
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4139357

Britfag here

In the past when I have had the odd period of being really skint and I needed to get drunk then this was the stuff. White cider, 7.5% volume and only £3 for 3l. It is horrible though and is the choice of chavs, junkies and the homeless.

Interesting article about it..
http://www.james-crowden.co.uk/index.php?option=com_content&amp;task=view&id=102&Itemid=30

>> No.4139898

>>4135490
Hinton fag here

What the fuck is it about cheap beer that summons Albertans?

>> No.4140092

Britfag here. What's a nice tasty beverage that I can buy that will get me tipsy fast.

Not too cheap or expensive.

>> No.4140120

>>4140092
I like Morgans Spiced rum and coke personally

>> No.4141323
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4141323

This shit right here, nigga.

>> No.4141496

>>4139254

This stuff fucks me up... first time I ever puked drunk was on the 100 proof of this...

>> No.4141778

>>4139318
There's a brand called graduate that's just is good and is only 10 bucks for a fifth.